A few cold jokes.

Hehe ~ I copied it. Take your time. _

1 Xiaobai looks like his brother. Play an idiom

Answer: The truth comes out

2 Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

A: Pears (ions) are hot

3 Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world

A: Robot cat

Why: Because he always reaches out round hands to people!

4 q: who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat

Why: Because he can't see his fingers

5 A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the icy sea, and what became when he was fished up?

A: Betel nut

Q: What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?

A: Kentucky Fried Chicken (fast) Nicole Kittmann (slow)

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: then one day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. what did he eat?

A: vegetable eater! ~~

Q: what animal is a master?

A: pigs, because pigs (beads) are good at calculation.

Q: what animal is the easiest to stick on the wall?

A: sea (newspaper) leopard

Q: what happens when a fat man falls from the 12th floor?

A: fatso

Q: who will help you with your meal when you are full?

A: Fei long, because Fei long added

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and died. How did he die?

A: he suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

Q: a puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it still suffocated. why?

A: "No urinating here" is posted on the dotted pole.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing was posted on it, but it still suffocated. Why?

A: many puppies were waiting in line, but they didn't wait.

Q: a puppy was traveling in the desert, and found a telephone pole. There was nothing posted on it, and it was queued, but it was still suffocated. Why?

A: because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

Q a triangular tree was sent to the north pole for planting ... when it grows up! That tree is called ...?

A… trigonometric function (cold tree) ..............

Q: Boss, isn't this beef noodles? How come there's no beef? !

A: they call it an old lady's cake. why don't you get a wife when you buy it? !

Q: a white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a dark horse, and a black-and-white horse is called a zebra. What kind of horse is a black, white and red horse?

A: it's a shy zebra, hehe

Q: one day, there was a match stick whose head was itchy, so I grabbed it and it burned. Then he was taken to the hospital. After coming out of the emergency room, guess what it became.

A: A cotton swab, because the head was bandaged.

Q: Why are silkworm babies rich

A: Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugally)

Q: Who will be eliminated if they play games, wolves, tigers or lions?

A: wolves, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolves)

Q: what is God's means of transportation?

a:-magic (riding) baby

Q: chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins. (name a food)

A: answer: chocolate bar

Q chocolate and eggs fight, and chocolate wins again. (Name another food)

A Answer: Chocolate sticks

Q Chocolate fights with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate wins again. (Name a food again)

A Answer: Tomato and egg noodles:

Q Chocolate and eggs fight again, and chocolate wins again. (Name the food again)

A egg crisp (lost)

Q ONE finger is called one, TWO fingers are called two, and so on, and four fingers are called four, so what are the English names of the four fingers that are bent?

A Answer: WONDERFFUL (curved FOUR)

Q Why are dogs getting smaller and smaller?

A Answer: Because the dog is getting farther and farther

Q There is a spider who walks through a pile of shit. How many feet does he walk on?

A- doesn't walk on eight feet ... but uses six feet, because it uses two feet to cover its nose ~

Q Xiaobai, Xiao Huang and Xiao Lan take a long-distance bus, who will get carsick?

A answer: Xiao Bai, because Xiao Bai will vomit (white rabbit)

Q Xiao Bai+Xiao Bai =?

A: Little White Rabbit:

Q What's Qu Yuan's wife's last name?

A's surname is Chen, because Qu Chen's surname

Q What line do monkeys hate most?

A parallel lines, because they don't intersect (bananas)

Q Which historical figure is the most beaten

A Su Wu-Suwu shepherd's North Sea (was beaten by the sea)

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who wins?

A: rabbit ~~

Q: wrong ~! It's a turtle. It is said that it is a fast turtle. It runs very fast. Q: The rabbit is unwilling to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: hmm. . Rabbit bar

Q: Wrong ~ ~! That turtle took off her sunglasses, too! It's that fast turtle again.