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Classic Quote: How can there be so many ifs in life?
Classic quotation: There are so many ifs in life
1. In everyone’s phone book, there will be a number that you will never call or delete; In everyone's heart, there is someone who you will never mention or forget.
2. There is always that one person who always lives in the bottom of my heart but disappears from life.
3. It would be great if I knew how to abandon you.
4. The best revenge is not to destroy someone, let alone yourself, but to live happier and happier than them all.
5. Love without material things is just a weak pretense. If it is blown by the wind, or even without the wind, it will become a piece of loose sand after taking a few slow steps.
6. Don’t complain that you don’t have a good father, don’t complain that your job is poor, don’t complain that no one appreciates you. There are too many dissatisfactions in reality. Even if life gives you garbage, you must have the ability to step on the garbage under your feet and reach the top of the world. This world only cares about whether you have reached a certain height. No one cares about how you get up, whether you step on the shoulders of giants or on garbage, as long as you can get up.
7. Love means that for peaches, I can give up all the chicken rolls in the world.
8. Zhang Xiaoxian: The transition in life was very difficult at the time, but one day I suddenly looked back and realized that I had flown across thousands of mountains.
9. When you hate someone more, he will appear in front of you all the time; and when you miss someone, you can't find him even if you search the earth.
10. Being in a daze, if done well, is profound.
11. Men and women are two completely different animals. For example, table salt and sugar may look so similar but are completely different in nature. Otherwise, how could there be so many misunderstandings?
12. Do you believe that there can be true friendship between men and women? The kind of friendship that is calm, stable, and completely trusting and reliable? I believe it. Because only by believing is it possible.
13. What are tears? Tears are when you discover that your love, no matter how hard you work, how pious, how hard you try, has nowhere to go, no way back, it can only turn into water droplets and fall into dust.
14. When I was a child, happiness was very simple; when I grow up, simplicity is very happy. When I was a child, romance was very luxurious; when I grow up, luxury is very romantic. When I was a child, dreams were beautiful; when I grow up, they are beautiful and dreamy. When I was a child, I was very firm in my ideals; when I grow up, I am firm and ideal. When I was a child, I was confused and confused; when I grow up, I was confused and confused by the distance.
15. 10 things to pay attention to in love: ① Drink less vinegar and cry less. ②Only make one phone call a day. ③A normal heart. ④Never say how much I love you. ⑤ Try not to get into financial entanglements. ⑥Don’t force marriage. ⑦Don’t have children just because you love him. ⑧Don’t stay together every day. ⑨To accommodate too much becomes cowardice. ⑩The other party is always just a part.
16. For so many years, I have held your hand, just like my left hand holding my right hand. I don’t feel it, but it will still hurt if I cut it off.
17. When that person starts to ignore you, it is time to learn to ignore that person.
18. Whether there is someone to love or not, we must work hard to be a lovable person. Don’t blame anyone, don’t laugh at anyone, don’t envy anyone, just shine under the sun, run in the wind and rain, dream your own dreams, and walk your own path.
19. I thought that one day, I would completely forget love and you. However, suddenly one day, I heard an old song, and my tears fell, because of this song. Song, we listened together. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.
20. How can there be so many ifs in life? If there are too many, how can there be regrets? (Sad) Classic Quotation: If I didn’t care so much, life would be much simpler
Classic Quotation: If I didn’t care so much, life would be much simpler
1. Sometimes it’s nonsense It is a kind of dependence.
2. The reason why God created fingerprints is because he wants people to know that everyone has scars.
3. What knows coldness and heat is the heart; what stays with each other and looks at each other is the eyes; what never leaves is love; what lasts a lifetime is love.
4. Free yourself from the past. The only way to move forward is not to look back.
5. Everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often in the eyes of others.
6. Thinking of those times, I want to say, it was so stupid at that time, but it was so good.
7. You don’t laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why do you keep crying over the same person over and over again.
8. Trust is the easiest thing to lose in this world and the hardest thing to restore.
9. Time, can you wait a moment for the love that has yet to bloom?
10. The people who like to talk about you the most are often the people who know you least.
11. I am actually very sad, but my pride prevents me from saying it.
12. We will become free only when we do not need external approval.
13. You can be alone, but you are not allowed to be alone. You can be lonely, but you can't be empty. You can be depressed, but you are not allowed to fall. It's okay to be disappointed, but don't give up.
14. If you don’t give up hope, hope will not give up on you.
15. I like the sun because it is very warm, warms my heart, and warms away the unknown pain.
16. We have different troubles at different ages. You can’t understand my sorrow, and I can’t understand your suffering.
17. Life is not always so bad. In fact, everything depends on you.
18. I hope that in my early twenties, I can do something that will make me smile even when I think about it when I am eighty years old.
19. Fifty percent of the problems in this world can be solved by getting a good sleep. As for the remaining half, I'll think about it after I wake up.
20. If I didn’t care so much, life would be much simpler. If you love classic quotes
1. I shouldn’t have asked, and there’s no point regretting it now.
2. I just lay down and you asked me to go to the talent show again.
3. What can I do to save you, my silly brother?
4. If love is dim, let memories be brilliant.
5. The person you are looking forward to dating tomorrow is also the person he is looking forward to dating.
6. Because I find boys who can speak English very attractive.
7. The only use of the past is to make me no longer want to go back to the past.
8. Really? He is a little younger, so why do you look so young?
9. I can't eat this orange. It's too sour. It's especially suitable for your current mood. Eat it sour.
10. In fact, the middle ones are omitted, just to get to the last place.
11. First of all, I want to make our first proposal to everyone. Let’s have a drink for this fate, okay?
12. I really couldn’t see you at all. When I looked at you there, I couldn’t see you. I thought there was only one person.
13. You seem to have given Chansung a little too much. Chansung, did you ever feel like she was giving you eyes when she sang?
14. When you wake up, I really want to see you like you are now. I have spent 10 years waiting for this moment.
15. The objects he is looking for must be valuable. Either he can cook, or he can be his teacher.
16. When Chansung came out, I felt like I could see it right away, right from the eyes.
17. Everyone knows that the person who shines most in a jazz bar is the singer in the bar, and that person is her.
18. I like girls who can eat. When we eat together, if the other person is not a good eater, I won’t be able to eat much.
19. First impressions are sometimes very inaccurate, in many cases. So I think everyone must have confidence.
20. When you meet for the first time, you will feel most comfortable when eating, and the distance between you will become closer.
21. Of course, the names are written in Chinese characters and cannot be read. After reading them, I don’t know who is who, so we asked the host to help.
22. It’s okay. Like this, he speaks Korean and you translate it into English. Then I translate it into Chinese for my TV friends. How long will our show take?
23. Because this is all a game, competition first, friendship second. Hey, it’s really just a little bit close to winning, which is such a pity.
24. I am really nervous. I have never been in such a situation before. I am very shy. In fact, I was laughing like this in my heart. What if he doesn’t like my gift very much?
25. Some people, even though they know they are wrong, have to persist because they are unwilling to do so; some people, even though they know they are loved, have to give up because there is no end; sometimes, they know there is no way out. , but still moving forward, because I am used to it.
26. My biggest weakness is dancing. From then on, when I was in school, my teacher gave me the nickname Indian Prince. I just do whatever I want to do, and I never know how to dance.
27. Because this is all a game, competition first, friendship second. Hey, it’s really just a little bit close to winning, which is such a pity.
28. The first time, he came to me when I was alone and embarrassed. This is how we get closer to each other. We shared feelings we had never shared. I'm so grateful to have you by my side at this moment. Brotherly love is deep.
29. This scene appears in my dreams every day, but it disappears as soon as I open my eyes. From then on, I was afraid of falling asleep, afraid of being in a dream, and afraid that I would be sad every time in the dream. I have to lose you every time, can you understand?
30. We must learn a life principle: it is often said that men are like the new and dislike the old, and so are women. The more familiar people are, the less face they will give.
31. My biggest weakness is dancing. From then on, when I was in school, my teacher gave me the nickname Prince of Hardness.
32. I think wonderful things will happen at the beach. For example, if you meet someone by chance, or meet someone three times, give this projector, and then let him meet his own romance.
33. It’s not about who to choose, I just want a chance, because they told me about a ten-minute chance, and I think this way I can get to know this girl better.
34. I won’t regret not having the chance to date a girl, but I will be a little bit cautious. The opportunity is mine, but I think I still have to act like a gentleman, but I feel like Liu Yan really wants to date Cansung.
35. I want to be like a professor or a teacher, or teach girls how to do these movements, and then I can have some contact with them. You know you can touch her hand, or hold her hand. I just feel like this boy is so powerful and he can protect me and so on.
36. Everyone’s life is like a movie, and they are the protagonists in that movie. Sometimes they think that they are also the protagonists in other people's movies, but maybe they are just a supporting role with only one scene, and maybe their scenes have been cut out long ago without them knowing it.
37. The closer I get to you, the further away I am from you; my heart is deep, but I am always speechless, intentional or unintentional, affectionate and ruthless; I thought you understood me, but you hate me, do you love me? You can't leave, no matter who you are fighting for, lies or truth, I will accept them all, as long as you love me. Many classic quotations
1. What is non-mainstream? Can you fly?
2. Yu Yutian, it’s not my father-in-law who said you, it’s over. The non-mainstream is together with Audition
3. I was afraid that my brother would not be able to eat well at the zoo, so I took him to my house and entertained him for two days!
4. I am very happy. I have collected enough 1.5 yuan and can finally access the Internet again.
5. Take your father’s passport that has expired for 40 years, with your photo on it!
6. I am willing to help you with infertility!
7. Super girls choose two boys as champions every year.
8. Still hyping? If you make any more noise, I'll kill you!
9. Fortunately, I am not from Al Qaeda, otherwise I would be easily blown up by you.
10. Congratulations! The bitch department of the Central Academy of Drama has admitted you!
11. You took the black eight from the billiards case in front of your school!
12. Teacher, the paper now costs 8 cents per pound!
13. Are you qualified to speak about Li Yuchun? Do you have anyone with tall hair? ah?
14. I’ve hallucinated you while sleeping! Yes or no?
15. I am not guilty of scolding you! You shameless bastard!
16. I love to talk nonsense, so just listen to it!
17. Being able to surf the Internet gives you enough face, but you still think the webpage is boring!
18. You are really like a toad crawling on your feet, but you don’t bite but respond to others.
19. After all, you are also a person with an ID card who eats flesh and blood at KFC.
20. You have lost the most basic things of human beings. Are you still a thing?
21. Wang Xiaomeng’s tofu factory had a power outage and brought you here.
22. Did someone steal the torch? Do you think that is Yili bitter coffee?
23. You prodigal old woman, go home and cook for me!
24. I was afraid that my brother would not be able to eat well at the zoo, so I took him to my house and hosted him for two days!
25. No other meaning. I know how I came to this world.
26. Take this passport of your father that has expired for 40 years, with your photo on it!
27. You stole a 13-yuan ice cream!
28. Why do I hate you so much?
29. You were born with a mistake.
30. What are you playing for? Go home and do your homework quickly!
31. Did someone steal the torch? You think that is the Yili Torch.
32. I am willing to help you with infertility!
33. Super girls choose two boys to be the champions every year and still hype it up? If you make any more noise, I will kill you!
34. Fortunately, I am not from Al Qaeda, otherwise I would be easily blown up by you.
35. Your forehead is the four circles of Yili.
36. Why don’t you call me Wang Meiyuan!
37. Please forgive me for being a person who has never been online!
38. Do you know what rock and roll is? If you like me, shake it, if you don’t like it, get out!
39. You took the black eight from the billiards case in front of your school!
40. Teacher, now the paper is worth 8 cents per pound!
41. The judges’ hair was permed like fireworks!
42. Are you qualified to speak about Li Yuchun? Do you have anyone with tall hair? ah?
43. You are the first person in China’s history to deceive an intermediary company!
44. I gave you hallucinations while sleeping! Yes or no?
45. Hit me, scold me, but don’t touch my head!
46. The head of the Wild Dog Village looks like a dead man, but some people say he is good-looking.
47. I’m too embarrassed to catch you, so why did you steal it?
48. You have now surpassed the bottom line of humanity.
49. I made your finger lame.
50. Zhu Xiaotian, you see, with your name, the Jingtan messenger dares to laugh at God, right? Why don't you call a pig incompetent?
51. You acted just like Liu Wa in Calabash Baby. After watching it, everyone felt as if they hadn’t seen you (Liu Wa is an invisible baby).
52. The Manchu Qing government and the Tiandihui are at odds with each other. If you go to Beijing to take the exam and you don’t have a good time, why are you making trouble here?
53. You let someone have a big mouth. You also rotated more than 360 degrees in the air!
54. With your IQ, you are still playing pSp. What kind of thing can you come up with in a long time? Are you playing Melee Douluo?
55. Did you adjust him? Half of the 30 people died in the first level. Why are you doing your homework for me to get X?
56. I am thinking about taking an English test to get into college. I am also taking an English test to get into a graduate school. What is English for?
57. If you have a HOT haircut, wear an NRG top, carry a Samsung slider phone in your trouser pocket, and carry an LG air conditioner in your schoolbag, it’s not too heavy for you!
58. I accompanied you to watch the meteor shower fall on the earth. Just your words revealed all four of your brother’s identities. Tell me, what is the purpose of your coming to the earth?
59. On April 1, 1996, you dragged your happy little suitcase to Fugang Airport. You broke a record on the spot as soon as you got off the plane. You were the first person in China’s history to defraud an agency. Yes.
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