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Horse word xiehouyu
The first part: Two-part allegorical saying contains the word 1, and Guan Yu beheaded Hua Xiong-a success in one fell swoop.
2, the sedan chair is boring, riding too rickety-blessed will not enjoy.
3. Catch a donkey while riding a horse-don't know the goods.
4, the wasp in ramie-not easy to provoke; cannot afford to offend
5. Zhuge Liang beheaded Ma Su (Su)-law enforcement is like a mountain; Act regardless of old feelings
6, Zhuge Liang tearfully beheaded Ma Su-the tail from wagging the dog.
7, the dwarf rides a big horse-up and down dilemma; Up-down dilemma
8. Yes, the man, the winner of the first prize; Two happy events followed.
9, paper horse shop goods-waiting to burn
10, lanterns on the fifteenth day of the first month-willfulness
1 1, Zhao Zilong goes into battle-invincible; One-handed
12, the toilet hanging on the signboard-notorious.
13, Zhang Fei's war horse is super-regardless of the outcome.
14, Zhang Fei riding a tiger is difficult-a strong man broke his wrist.
15, standing on the mountain watching horses fight-no kicking, no biting (metaphor for not participating in some things, just standing by and watching. )
16, the wasp that fried the nest-so noisy
17, put a bridle on the horse-a good thing is done to the end.
18, hybrid mule-neither donkey nor horse
19, don't ride a horse, don't ride a car-practice leg strength
20. A person riding a saddle-has a future.
2 1, wild horse runaway-rampage
22. The wild horse has entered the harness-it is easier to extend (first) than to retract (first).
23. Father and daughter saw horses fighting-making a fuss.
24. Raise a child to learn to harness the horse (formerly known as the robber who robbed the road)-lack of family education.
25, the bumblebee in the cliff-no one dares to provoke.
26. Pull back from the brink-save the world
27. The blind bear licks the hornet's nest-don't want to eat sweets if you are afraid of being stung.
28, bear blind play carbine-shiny.
29, the newly built road-helpless.
30, the new champion recruits attached to the horse-happy.
3 1, new hoop toilet-Sanrixiang
32. Horse racing in shoes-nothing to look forward to.
33, horse racing in the shoe shell basket-didn't run a few steps.
34, lane to catch the carriage-difficult to turn; There is no turning back.
35. Little doll riding a wooden horse-I would rather not get on.
36. The kitten washed her face carelessly.
37. The pony runs and jumps with the car.
38, eight horses can't drive-inseparable.
39. Country people don't know how to play lanterns-coming and going; Come back when you go.
40. A blind man riding a blind horse is not the right way.
4 1, selling bezoar on the Himalayas-high and expensive; noble
42. Chickens crow on the Himalayas-the name is far away; Known far and near (Ming); Gao Ming (Ming)
43. Waving in the Himalayas-a smart move.
44. No cattle lead horses to plow the fields-they are overqualified.
45, hanging toilets on the eaves-notorious.
46, the bumblebee in the nest-not easy to mess with.
47, the runaway wild horse-can't catch it; Go on the rampage; casual
48. Crossing the road with a shoulder pole-bullying people.
49. The rabbit is driving the horse and pulling the cart-it's a mess.
50. The rabbit ran after the horse at a distance.
5 1. Bandits ride mad dogs-villains ride fierce horses.
52. People sit on the same saddle and walk in the same direction.
53. kowtow and shave your head-it's over
54, lanterns down the mine-step by step.
55. Straw hat with horse pole-traitor's head (sharp)
56. Put on the horse pole and hat-tall and thin (lanky person)
57. Catch a rabbit with a horse-fooling around
58. Pick your ears with a horse spoon-make a mountain out of a molehill.
59. Tang Priest's Dragon Horse-Walking in clouds.
60. the Monkey King sealed a Bi Marvin-I don't know if I am a big official; Feel complacent (excessive)
6 1, Song Huizong's' eagle', Zhao Ziang's horse-good life (painting)
62. A dead horse is a living horse doctor-wishful thinking; dream of doing sth.
63, Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows.
64. Sima Yu Wenjun-Love at first sight
65, saying that cattle and horses lay eggs-jokes.
66. Thin camel-bigger than a horse
67, crooked mouth when cavalry-immediately lose face.
68, crooked mouth as a soldier-suddenly ashamed
69, one's fingers itch to poke a hornet's nest-want to get into trouble
70. The stone has a corner-no one has ever seen it; It's nothing.
Chapter 2: Two-part allegorical sayings about horses: Dwarf riding a big horse: dilemma.
Eight horses are inseparable: inseparable
Half-day horse racing in the clouds: revealing the clues
Traveling with a toilet on your back: it stinks everywhere you go.
The lame ride a blind horse: each has his own strengths.
Giraffe enters the herd: overhead.
Robe, jacket and melon hat: the same old story
Chen Shimei attached a horse: like the new and hate the old.
Lord Huang Cheng's horse: It looks like goods.
Horse racing on the top of the city: running far away
Horse racing on the bow: there is no escape.
Sitting in the lobby with a toilet: a stolen (dirty) official
Beijing opera blues can't use a knife and gun: it exists in name only.
Knife and horse can't knife and gun: idiot (Dan)
Horse thief cassock: framing others.
Viper's tooth wasp needle: all are psychic.
Wind and Horse: It doesn't matter.
Hippo yawns: What a big breath
The blind man licks the hornet's nest: if you are afraid of being stung, don't want to eat sweets.
Cross the road: Look around.
Monkey on a horse: Jump up.
Fox hits wasp: I don't know if I live or die
Hold a horse spoon in your arms: fill your heart (for example, do it on purpose)
Yellow dog riding a horse: fooling around
Seeing a camel and saying that the horse is swollen: it's rare and strange.
The general doesn't dismount: each goes his own way.
Catch a horse by the tail and race: hang.
Mud horses pinch idols: no good heart
Old buffalo pulling a carriage: I can't set it.
The old man poked a hornet's nest: find a way, stab)
Get on the sedan chair and pee temporarily: hurry
The tap doesn't pull the ponytail: the force is wrong.
Riding a horse to study: we'll see.
Flies in the manger: making a living.
Horse fight: look at the topic (hoof)
Ma Daha, an accountant: It's all muddled accounts.
Bumblebee crossing the river: carrying (bad) poison
Hornet's nest: Don't poke.
The wasp stung the bald man: There is nothing to hide.
Hornet needle, scorpion tail: not to be taunted
Monday morning quarterback: It's too late.
Le Hu took a bite on the cow's mouth.
Horse-drawn unicycle: Just turn it over.
Coffee in Malaysia: Interesting
Horse-drawn hind legs: try to be brave
Roadside phlegm: Everyone drinks beer.
Road is not called road: justice. ② Fair and reasonable)
The fly in the horse spoon: making a living
Ma Shao hits the edge of the pot: it often happens (metaphor is not uncommon)
Horsetail Batty Tofu: Can't string together.
Ponytail with ponytail: I'll kick if you kick, and I'll hit if you hit me.
Horsetail rope rubbing: useless.
Ponytail as a string: not worth mentioning (playing)
Tofu dealers are clues: the business is not big and the shelf is not small.
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