Ask for some funny jokes ... either hot or cold ... better say something new ... shorter ... thank you.

1. The tortoise is hurt, so let the snail buy medicine. Two hours later, the snail didn't come back. The tortoise scolded, "I won't fucking come back, I'm going to die!" " At this time, a voice came from outside the door: "Shit, I won't go again!" "

A boy is chasing him, but the girl is not interested in him. Because boys are persistent, girls loudly say to boys: What do you like about me? Can't I change it? !

3. A meteor flashed in the night sky, so I quickly made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just after making a wish, the meteor came back and said to me: big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it?

4. "This child looks exactly like me!" Big brother proudly said to his friend, "Don't be sad." The friend comforted, "It doesn't matter if the child is ugly, as long as it is healthy and lively."

In the middle of the night, the child began to cry, and his mother was ill, so she couldn't help it. His father picked him up and prepared to sing a lullaby. At the beginning, his wife begged for mercy: let the child return it.

Cry ... haha, I hope I like it ~