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2. What's in the cup: What's in the cup refers to wine. Du Fu said in a poem, "If there is something in the cup, it will be like a gull at sea."
3, follow in its footsteps: follow in its footsteps, the dust raised when walking, refers to following others and imitating.
Swap pestle and mortar: Chu Jiu, a stick and a mortar. Later, he said, don't be too poor to make friends.
5. Drop your schoolbag: Dropping your schoolbag means that you like to use words or sentences in the book in your speech.
6. Host: originally refers to the host on the East Road, and later refers to the host who entertained the guests.
7, mischief: playing tricks on too many people.
8, ear wind: the wind blowing from the ear, for example, if you don't pay attention after listening.
9. Parents: ancient titles for state and county officials.
10, parents' country: a country claiming to have been born in ancient times.
1 1, father and son soldiers: an army closely related to each other.
12, the wind horse: that is, the wind horse is irrelevant, which means that things are irrelevant. "Zuo Zhuan Xi Gong Four Years" records: "You are in the North Sea and I am in the South China Sea, but it is irrelevant."
13, Huang Liangmeng: In the Tang Dynasty, Shen Jiji's "A Story in the Pillow" recorded that Lu Sheng had a rich dream, and when he woke up, the owner's steamed Huang Liangmeng was not yet mature, so it was called Huang Liangmeng. Metaphor is illusory, and desire is disillusioned like a dream.
14. Enchantment Curse: In The Journey to the West, Guanyin Bodhisattva taught Tang Priest to subdue the Monkey King, and later it was compared with binding people.
15, nine ileum: describe the gloom in the chest and the pain to the extreme. Sima Qian wrote in "To Ren Shaoqing": "It is a matter to defecate nine times a day, and it is a matter to forget things when living in the house."
16, the mantra: The original meaning is that you don't understand Buddhism and can only use Zen idioms as conversation materials. The latter refers to words that are often talked about and have no practical significance.
17, always ask: do more research when things happen. Tao Xingzhi has a poem "Every Question", which says: "Man is better than nature, only in every question."
18, Unsolvable Gourd: A riddle that is difficult to guess, something that can't be explained clearly.
19, layman: a layman who has not yet started a certain knowledge or skill.
20, Li Mianzhen: Metaphor looks good on the outside and is vicious on the inside. It is also a metaphor for being cautious and caring.
2 1, ecstasy soup: superstitious people refer to the soup in hell that makes the soul lose its nature. Metaphor is a confusing word or behavior.
22. ecstasy: a metaphor for a trap or trick that confuses people.
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23. unwarranted: it means "maybe." Later it refers to fabricating charges out of thin air.
24. Monday morning quarterback: a metaphor for taking measures afterwards.
25. Pawn: In the old days, it was a person who ran around in front of chariots and horses, and later it was used to describe a person who worked for others.
26. Birds and beasts scattered: The crowd dispersed in a hubbub like birds and beasts.
27. Cattle and horses go: The original meaning refers to people who run like cattle and horses in front of the emperor. Modesty, which is often used as a self-advertisement.
28. Unprecedented: refers to something that has never happened before.
29, drumming: meaning to help from the side.
30. Knock on the brick: Pick a brick and knock on the door, then throw it away after the door opens. Metaphor is a tool for hunting for fame, and fame can be gained or discarded.
3 1, rip-off: an excuse to cheat or coerce in order to defraud property.
32. Jun Qing: Purge the cronies and bad guys around the monarch.
33. Softness: The original intention is to describe the hero who lost his ambition and bowed to others. Later it was also used to describe softness.
34. Kill the scenery: destroy the beautiful scenery. Metaphor spoils fun. Su Dongpo's poem "Two Rhyme Forests Meet and Send a Letter to the New Embankment about Spring" in the Song Dynasty said: "In order to kill the scenery of the past year, Lianjiang dreams of rain and doesn't know spring."
35, lion roar: Buddhists compare the Buddha's lectures, such as lightning and thunder.
36. Forgetting to make friends: refers to making friends who forget their age. That is, friends regardless of age and generational differences.
37. bottomless pit: a metaphor for an insatiable desire.
38. Take it for granted: Presumably, it should be like this. Nowadays, most of them think so according to subjective imagination, which is inconsistent with the facts.
39, a cigarette: describe running very fast.
40, a swarm of bees: describe many people talking or acting at the same time.
4 1, in a word: it was originally a plaque hung in an old shop, indicating that the sale was fair and the price was the same. Later, it was used to reflect the undemocratic leadership style, and one person had the final say.
42. A thorn in the side: a metaphor for someone who hates hatred.
43. Yes-man: A bug that responds to sound. Metaphor is a person who has no opinion and follows the crowd.
44. Holding the bull's ear: In ancient times, the princes took blood for the League, cut the bull's ear with blood, and put the bull's ear on the bead plate, which was held by the main league, because the main league called it "holding the bull's ear". The latter refers to being in a leading position in a certain aspect.
45. As straight as a string: as straight as a bowstring. The Five Elements of the Later Han Dynasty recorded a nursery rhyme: "Straight as a string, died by the side of the road. Song is like a hook, and it is an enemy of India. "
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1, comfort zone: a comfortable living environment or a small warm and comfortable place or room.
2. Bai: a sinister witch who is good at disguising change in Journey to the West. Often used as a metaphor for sinister and vicious bad guys.
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3. Daydream: a metaphor for a fantasy that cannot be realized at all.
4. Half the sky: It is a metaphor that the great power of women in the new society can hold up half the sky, and it is also used to refer to women in the new society.
5. stumbling block: a stumbling stone, a metaphor for something that hinders progress.
6. Umbrella: A metaphor for a powerful person who has a deterrent effect or can play a protective role.
7, cramming for the Buddha's feet temporarily: the original metaphor is that there is no contact at ordinary times, and it is sought in a hurry. Later, it means that there is no preparation at ordinary times, and it is temporarily rushed.
8. Generations have suffered: compared with several generations, it generally refers to being wronged.
9. Close the door: If the owner refuses to leave or the owner is absent, the person who comes to the door is called to close the door.
10, chameleon: a metaphor for a political speculator watching the wind turn the rudder.
1 1. Edge ball: When playing table tennis, the ball on the edge of the table was rubbed. Later, what was done at the edge of the prescribed boundary was compared to playing the edge ball.
12. Fired squid: As soon as the squid is fried, it rolls up like a blanket, which is a metaphor for dismissal.
13, jealousy: jealousy (mostly in the relationship between men and women).
14, eating a small stove: metaphor for special care.
15, eating duck eggs: a metaphor for getting zero in an exam or competition.
16. Hard shoes: a metaphor for being made difficult, retaliated or restrained by others for taking advantage of their power.
17, Unrequited love: It means that only one of the men and women loves the other.
18, guerrilla warfare: a metaphor for having nowhere to work or engage in activities.
19, lighting a jack-o'-lantern: a metaphor to encourage others to do bad things.
20, suspense: using delicious things to arouse people's appetite, but also metaphorically make people have desire and interest.
2 1, pillar: metaphor plays the main role of backbone.
22, reassurance: something that can make people emotionally stable.
23. Host: Originally refers to the host on the East Road, and later referred to as the guest.
24. Opposite plays: In order to compete with each other, two troupes perform the same play at the same time. A metaphor for similar jobs or things that compete with each other.
25, mischief: playing tricks on people, making people embarrassed.
26. Turn a deaf ear to the wind: the wind blowing from the ear is a metaphor for words that are not taken to heart after hearing (mostly advice and exhortation).
27. Empty guns: Metaphors are empty words, which cannot be fulfilled.
28, stab in the back hurts people: metaphor hurts people secretly.
29. Trick: An insidious means or policy.
30. The Gate of Hell: The legendary intersection of Yin and Yang in superstition is a metaphor for a dangerous place.
3 1, crossing the river: a metaphor for people who are not afraid of sacrifice, setbacks and struggle bravely in never back down.
Blacklist: a list of revolutionaries and progressives who are listed as targets of political persecution by reactionary rulers or counter-revolutionary groups.
33, pink eye: envy others for being famous or beneficial.
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34. Hongmen Banquet: A banquet that hurts guests.
35. Amulet: a metaphor for someone or something who protects himself from difficulties or punishment.
36. Carbine: A surprise attack on pursuers.
37. Deep-water bomb: a metaphor for the person who takes the lead.
38. Tightening spell: a metaphor for something that binds people.
39. green light: a metaphor for allowing something to be done.
40. Get off to a good start: it is a metaphor to make remarkable achievements at the beginning of a year or a job.
4 1, desertion: originally refers to soldiers leaving the team privately, and later refers to inattention.
42. mantra: what you often say.
43. Labeling: Giving people or things a ready-made notoriety without investigation and research.
44. Metaphor is a futile struggle in a desperate situation.
45. Long-standing problems: describe the complexity of the problem.
46, old-fashioned: describing things, words, etc. It's out of date
47. Old fox: It is a metaphor for a very cunning person.
48. Old imperial calendar: a metaphor of outdated rules.
49. Reveal the clues: It means that the hidden truth has been revealed.
50. Playing the piano: a metaphor for nonsense or nonsense.
5 1, Ma Daha: The abbreviation of "so-so, careless, laughing and laughing" refers to a careless person.
52. A hornet's nest: a metaphor for people who are difficult to get along with or things that can cause trouble and disputes.
53. Monday morning quarterback: A chess term that refers to an untimely move.
54. Pawn: People who used to run around in front of cars are now compared to people who work for others (mostly derogatory).
55. laity: laity.
56. ecstasy: a metaphor for a trap or trick that confuses people.
57. Muddle along: Procrastination at work also refers to laziness and procrastination.
58. Dead end: A metaphor for an unsolvable problem or a small problem that is not worth studying.
59. Bull's nose: a metaphor for the main contradiction of things or the key that affects the overall situation.
60, frolic in the waves: a metaphor for people who dare to fight in risks.
6 1, Flattery: Flattery to others.
62. Walk-on: A traditional Chinese opera term in China, that is, to play an unimportant role such as a follower or a pawn. Now it is often compared to doing odd jobs under people's hands.
63, hit a nail: metaphor is resisted or rejected, the purpose has not been achieved, but also feel embarrassed.
64. First time: Metaphor means that things appear for the first time.
65. Maxima: It originally refers to a horse that is good at running and can travel thousands of miles a day. Now it is often used as a metaphor for talents.
66, the wall grass: a metaphor for people who have no opinions, people who fall with the wind.
67. Beating gongs and drums: metaphor helps the cavity from the side and helps the momentum from the side.
68. Knocking on the door: Metaphor is the initial means to seek fame and fortune.
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69. rip-off: take advantage of others' weaknesses or use some excuses to raise prices or ask for property.
70. A thorn in the flesh: a metaphor for the most annoying person who is eager to get rid of it (often used with "a thorn in the side").
7 1. Willing Bull: A bull dressed as an adult led by a child in the game, which is a metaphor for people who are willing to serve the people.
72, three regardless: refers to several aspects regardless, no one cares.
73. Three-inch golden tongue: refers to eloquence.
74. Snobbers: Snobbers.
75. Touchstone: refers to the method of testing people, and also refers to the method and basis of testing things.
76. Miser: A rich and stingy person.
77. Play tricks: Metaphor is playing tricks.
78. Play tricks: Show off cleverness and play tricks.
79. Play garrulous: A metaphor for nagging whether the other person wants to listen or not.
80. Peach Blossom Luck: refers to a man's luck in love.
8 1, kick the ball: a metaphor for shirking responsibility and pushing things that should be solved to others.
82. Iron rice bowl: a metaphor for a very stable occupation and position.
83. Iron Rooster: A metaphor for a penniless and very stingy person.
84. Jack-of-all-trades: a metaphor for someone who knows nothing, but knows a little about everything and can cope with anything.
85. Infighting: Conspiracy between families or groups.
86. Black professional hat: a hat worn by ancient officials, which is a metaphor for official positions.
87. Ponytail: Originally, it meant that a new official showed his power to his subordinates at the moment he took office, generally referring to the power he showed to the other party at the beginning.
88. Small abacus: a plan for personal or local interests.
89. A smiling tiger: a metaphor for someone who pretends to be kind in appearance and fierce in heart.
90. Cash cow: a metaphor for people or things who get money.
9 1, across the board: a metaphor for dealing with problems in the same way regardless of the actual situation.
92, one pot end: metaphor to destroy everything or do whatever you want.
93, a pot of porridge: describe the phenomenon of chaos.
94. A game of chess: a metaphor for the whole or the whole.
95. A swarm of bees: describes many people talking or acting at the same time.
96. Bottom line: In the old days, the flat forehead hung in the store meant no price; At present, most leaders lack a democratic style of work and cannot listen to the opinions of the masses, especially the opposite opinions, instead of "speaking in groups."
97. Yes-man: A metaphor for a person who goes along with the voice.
98. Fish and water: describe an extremely close friendship, just like fish and water are inseparable.
99, smashing rice bowls: metaphor for unemployment.
100, demon mirror: a kind of precious mirror mentioned in old novels, which can reflect the original shape of demons. It is also used metaphorically now.
10 1? Sesame official: refers to an official with low position and little power (including sarcasm).
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102? Pinch the cow's ear: ancient governors agreed that everyone should taste a drop of blood, and the people in the main alliance personally cut off the cow's ear to get blood, so "pinch the cow's ear" was used to refer to the leader. Later, it refers to being in a leading position in a certain aspect.
103? Paper tiger: It is a metaphor for a person or a group of people. It looks strong and fierce, but it is actually empty and powerless.
104? Wisdom of the Stars: A nickname used by Wu in Water Margin, which generally refers to people who plot evil.
105? Sun Yat-sen Wolf: See Ma's Biography of Sun Yat-sen Wolf, which is a metaphor for people who bite the hand that feeds them and have no conscience.
106? Expulsion order: Qin Shihuang once ordered the expulsion of guests from various countries, which was later called an expulsion order.
107? Backbone: a person or thing that can be relied on, and also refers to an idea or idea.
108? Scratching one's face: a metaphor for a broken relationship and a public quarrel.
109? Walking a tightrope: a metaphor for doing risky things.
1 10? Perfunctory: Metaphorically perfunctory.
1 1 1? Through the back door: a metaphor for achieving a certain goal through internal relations and using improper means such as pleasing and bribing.
1 12? Motto: the motto written next to the seat. Generally refers to the motto that inspires and warns oneself.
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