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A play for six people.
Me: I will become a full member soon, but I can't be so shabby as I am now. Me: I'm going to be a full-time employee soon, so I can't spend as much as I do now.
(Walking to the boss) (The boss walks beside)
Me: Are there any clothes that are not suitable for customers to return? I: Is there anything wrong with the customer returning the goods? The boss looked at him with extremely contemptuous eyes. The boss looked at him with the most disappointed eyes.
(walking to the shop assistant) (approaching the shop assistant)
Shop assistant: Just a moment, please. I'll come right away. Clerk: Wait a minute. I'll be right with you.
(The clerk picked out a very small dress) (Picked up a dress from a small shop)
Me: Please keep it safe. I'll pay in a few days. Me: Please take care of me. I'll pay in a few days. I have no change with me. I didn't bring changes.
Shop assistant: Oh, don't you have any change? Shop assistant: Oh, don't you have any change? By the way, of course, do you look like one? Yes, of course. Do you like it like this? I can imagine that a gentleman like you will only carry large bills. I think a gentleman like you will bring good tickets.
Me: Friend, you can't recognize clothes from the outside but not people. I am: friend, you can't always recognize clothes and not outsiders. I can totally afford this suit, but I just don't want to embarrass you because you can't change a long bill. I paid for this suit completely. I just don't want to make it difficult for you as an adult not to find tickets.
Shop assistant: I didn't mean to hurt anyone, but I want to tell you your accusation just now. Your conclusion is that I can't change the money you happen to have with you, so you don't have to worry about us. Clerk: I didn't mean to hurt anyone, but I must tell you that you have come to the conclusion that I can't break your body just by taking money, so you don't have to worry about us. On the contrary, we can change it. On the contrary, we found an open space.
Me: Oh, great. I apologize. I: Oh, ok, I apologize.
(The boss is coming) (The boss is coming)
Boss: What do you stand for? Boss: What does it stand for?
Shop assistant: Is this gentleman waiting for change here? Clerk: Madam President, is this change?
Boss: Then find him quickly. You don't know he's standing here. Which customer dares to buy clothes? Boss: Then find him quickly. You don't know that he is standing here. Which customer will be willing to patronize and buy clothes for you?
Shop assistant: Find it yourself! Shop assistant: Look for yourself!
Action action
Boss: Yes, I mean, who would be stupid enough to stand with a gentleman and feel ashamed? Boss: Yes, yes, I mean, what stupid person would stand with a gentleman who feels ashamed of himself? However, I don't care. This honor made me forget how clumsy it is to stand with you. (pointing to the clerk) Even if you have no experience in entertaining such a big customer, you can't be dazzled by taking such a dress by mistake! However, I don't care. I forgot how humble I am standing with you, and (pointing to the staff) even if you don't have the experience of entertaining such a big customer, a mistake can't be blurred into such a dress!
Me: No, I think it's great. Me: No, I think it's good.
Boss: You see, no matter how graceful a gentleman is, he will be annoyed by this intolerable mistake. Calm down, I'll show you. Come on, take this junk off and throw it in the garbage, or burn it with a torch. No, let me keep it. A millionaire once passed by here. Oh, what an honor. Let me measure it. Oh, let me see. Boss: Look, such a gentleman's face will feel unbearable mistake is anger. Calm down, I will tell you, come and break it in this institution, throw him into the trash can, or he burned the torch, didn't, or keep it with me for a millionaire once, oh, so proud, let me take, oh, look, what a good figure, what to wear, look. What is the Tang Priest wearing? Does Tang Priest wear vestments? Or ... so, a shirt made of dinosaur skin? Or ... uh, a dinosaur shirt? Or do you want Diego Diego Maradona's jersey? Diego Maradona has to wear a jersey? Neither is good? Not good? Oh, oh ... let's take a look at our new variety-(taking out the beggar's costume) that, that ... let's take a look at our new variety-(from a beggar).
I'm afraid of rolling.
Boss: Oh, I see. Although you like joking, you came to my shop as if you had just worn it. It seems that the clothes you want are for formal occasions. Look at this dress made by Elizabeth herself. It is said that only one person in the world has ever worn it. My shop regards it as a family heirloom. It seems that only you can wear this kind of clothes here. It's really a waste. Just try it. Look, how it fits. Boss: Oh, it's like this. Although you like joking, just like my favorite clothes, it seems that the clothes you want to wear are decent. Look at this handmade dress, Elizabeth. It is said that there is only one pass in the world. I store it as a family heirloom. It seems that only you can wear this grade of clothes. We are really used to it here, and try it. It is more suitable and more customized for you, like, too. Our shop will be honored, too. We also follow the honor of the store.
Me: But I don't have any change! Me: I haven't changed!
Boss: Oh, look at what you said. According to your wealth, a small shop like ours is more than enough to open 100! Boss: Oh, look at what you said and your wealth. A small shop like ours is more than enough to open 100! Why put your precious brain on such a trivial matter? This is totally our fault. Why put your brain on such a precious little thing is our sin. It doesn't matter if you have no money, even if you forget it. I have no regrets to see a gentleman like you. It doesn't matter if you have no money, even if you forget it, it doesn't matter. I will have no regrets in my life if I can see a gentleman like you.
Boss: Come on, let me help you. Come on, walk slowly. Go. Boss: Come on, I'll help you go and walk, for the sake of a good life.
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