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Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon on the Journey to the West

On this day, the master and the apprentice went to the deep mountain. When the Tang Priest was hungry, Wukong jumped into the clouds and looked, "Nanshan is bright red. It must be ripe peaches. Let me pick some to satisfy my hunger." When Wukong left, he drew a circle with a golden hoop and told his master and younger brother, "There will be monsters in the deep mountains, so you must never go out of the circle!"

There really is a Bai Gujing in this mountain, and she thinks, "I heard that eating Tang Seng meat can make you live forever." When Wukong left, she would pounce on the Tang Priest, but she was dazzled by the golden light from the circle. Bai Gujing turned into a beautiful woman, saying only that she was sending food to the monk and wanted to get close to the Tang Priest. Pig's bones are crisp when he sees a woman, so he can't recognize a demon. At this time, Wukong came back, but his eyes were hard to fool. He raised an iron bar and hit the demon. The demon used a "dismemberment method", dropped the fake corpse and escaped.

Seeing the woman die on the ground, the Tang Priest blamed Wukong for hurting people's lives. Wukong showed the master the "rice delivery" jar, which was full of maggots and toads. Just as the Tang Priest was somewhat convinced, Bajie came to stir up again: "This is a cover-up for Senior Brother!" The Tang Priest will drive Wukong away. Wukong begged again and again before he was forgiven.

Bai Gujing never gave up and turned into an old woman, shouting all the way, "Daughter, where are you?" Pig said, "Master, this is a big trouble." When the old woman saw the fake corpse on the ground, she grabbed the Tang Priest. "How did my daughter die? I want you to pay for it! " But Wukong saw through it again, and it was a real blow. The demon also got away with the method of dismemberment.

Tang Priest was shocked. "How could you hurt two lives in a row!" He repeated the hooping spell for twenty times, and tied a monkey head into a gourd, causing Wukong to roll around in pain. The Tang Priest said, "You have no intention of doing good, but you intend to do evil. I absolutely can't keep you!" Wukong said, "Master really doesn't want me, so please recite the' Loose Hoop Curse' and take this hoop off so that I can go home." Why don't the Tang Priest say, "I can only tighten, but I won't loosen." "Since this hoop can't leave me," Wukong said, "I can't leave Master." Seeing that Wukong said this, the Tang Priest had to spare him again.

The demon failed twice and thought, "Forty miles further west, it won't be my territory. It would be a pity if the Tang Priest was caught by demons from other places. " So she became an old man for the third time and cried all the way: "Daughter! Wife! " Then calculate the Tang Priest. "Master," Pig said, "they've found it! You should pay for your life, I should be banished from the army, and the sand monk worked hard, but the monkey slipped fast! " Wukong called the mountain gods and the land to take care of them secretly, so as not to let the goblins escape. I saw the hand rise and fall, and the old man fell.

Wukong said, "Look, Master!" There is a pile of skeletons lying on the ground. "This is the essence of bones." The Tang Priest believed this, and then Pig said, "Brother is afraid that you will recite the mantra, so he did it on purpose." The Tang Priest made up his mind to find a pen and paper and wrote a derogatory book to Wukong. "I don't want you to be an apprentice anymore, go!" " Wukong was very sad. He told Friar Sand to take good care of his master. "When you meet a monster, tell me that I am your big brother, and they won't dare to mess around." Wukong wanted to say goodbye to the master at last, but the master didn't want him to do so. He had to surround himself with body double, so that the Tang Priest reluctantly received a worship.

After driving Wukong away, the Tang Priest was in trouble under Huang Paoguai of Boyue Cavity in Wanzishan. When Friar Sand was captured and Pig escaped, there was nothing he could do, so the idiot had the cheek to go to Huaguoshan for help. Wukong asked Pig, "What are you doing here without going to learn the scriptures?" Pig lied: "Master misses you." "Since away, also want to? Do not go! " Pig was afraid of being beaten, so he had to go down the mountain, swearing.

Wukong had sent a little monkey to eavesdrop, so he took Bajie back to fight, and Bajie had to tell the story of Master's death. Wukong said, "Why didn't you tell the monster that I was the great disciple of Tang Priest?" Pig dared, "As soon as he heard your name, he said he would skin you and pull your tendons!" Goku was furious, so he went with Pig to beat Huang Paoguai. The two sides fought, and Wukong used a trick "stealing peaches at the bottom of leaves", and the monster was beaten without a trace. Later, it was found out that the monster was a kuimu wolf from the stars in the sky.

When Wukong rescued Master, Tang Priest was grateful and regretful.