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Xiao Pang smiled and went on writing.

1. The sequel to "Fat Laughed" As a man, it's nothing to scratch the skin. The problem is that this funny action was staged in the endless playground, causing a burst of laughter.

Being teased has long been a habit for Xiao Pang, but this time laughter came one after another, like an avalanche of waves. Pangpang looked around, shook his head, touched his face and closed his drooping chest. Is everything all right? This move pushed the laughter to * * *, and was laughed to the brotherhood of the Wolf, and the screams split into pieces, and eventually people went belly-up.

The voice gradually calmed down, the breeze blew the smell of earth, and Pangpang was deeply intoxicated in the silence of this moment, enjoying the coolness that had never been seen before. Looking down, the familiar picture Pangpang recognized at a glance that it was a fake Tang Bohu's Chicken Eat Rice Map. He looked around, eager for everyone's confirmation. He nodded when he saw the flower he had secretly loved for a long time, and a stream of magma poured out of his chest. The chubby face is like iron that has just been red. Pointing at his knees, he can't help crying: "Broken".

2. The sequel to "Fat Laughter" As a man, it's nothing to scratch the skin. The problem is that this funny action was staged in the endless playground, causing a burst of laughter.

Being teased has long been a habit for Xiao Pang, but this time laughter came one after another, like an avalanche of waves. Pangpang looked around, shook his head, touched his face and closed his drooping chest. Is everything all right? This move pushed the laughter to * * *, and was laughed to the brotherhood of the Wolf, and the screams split into pieces, and eventually people went belly-up.

The voice gradually calmed down, the breeze blew the smell of earth, and Pangpang was deeply intoxicated in the silence of this moment, enjoying the coolness that had never been seen before. Looking down, the familiar picture Pangpang recognized at a glance that it was a fake Tang Bohu's Chicken Eat Rice Map. He looked around, eager for everyone's confirmation. He nodded when he saw the flower he had secretly loved for a long time, and a stream of magma poured out of his chest. The chubby face is like iron that has just been red. Pointing at his knees, he can't help crying: "Broken".

3. Composition: Continued "The old tree smiled" Several little girls only saw an old tree on the hillside, with sparse branches and leaves, standing there alone, as if sighing and crying.

"Grandpa Old Tree, why are you sighing and crying?" Several little girls asked. The old tree replied, "Because mankind has cut down all my friends, in the near future, mankind will reap the consequences." Several little girls decided to keep the old tree. They said: "We should not only protect it, but also mobilize more people to plant trees, so that Grandpa Tree can have many friends and not be lonely." The little girls really brought a lot of people to plant trees and seedlings. They also set up an eye-catching sign on the ground, which read: "It is everyone's responsibility to protect trees!" " "

When the little girl who planted trees grew into a girl, the young trees grew up slowly, and the place became lush again. Birds come to sing, deer come to play, and streams jingle and play the piano. Life is everywhere and the forest is thriving again. The old tree smiled, and so did the girls.

4. Primary school composition: The main content of "Cute Little Fat" is Cute Little Fat.

During this period, my family has another "big MAC and big fat man"-my cousin! Hey! It's really angry and funny! Please listen to me.

Fat face, fat body, fat. . Like a big fat ball! There are two dimples when you smile! How cute!

"Wow-!" Cousin howled, "Baby, what's wrong!" "This water is poisonous to you, 55!" Let me see the water in the cup. It's colorless! How can it be toxic? It should be boiled water! I looked at my cousin again and saw his face flushed. I took a sip. What is that? "Ah. . Liquor! " I said and shouted. Oh! Cousin drank white wine as plain water! What a fool! "Ha ha ha!" My mother and I both laughed at him, and my cousin cried even more! This is what happens to gluttons!

"Color skirt. . Aunt, I want to buy this suit! " "Silly! That's what girls wear! " "I, I want it!" Cousin burst into tears, "very good! Buy it for you! " This is my cousin's "killing plan"? As soon as we got home, my cousin clamored for it. "It's beautiful!" I tried to keep my cousin from crying. (what! No men, no women! Like a monster! ) "I went out to play!"

"Whoops-"Cousin cried again? "They say I look like a monster! See me as if I were dead, why don't you like me! 5555! ""You're wearing a girl's clothes! And you are a boy! People will laugh at you if you wear it! Really! " I smiled and said, "Yes! People don't laugh at you! " Mom also echoed again and again. "Oh, take it off! I'm going out to play! " All right. ""I went out to play, goodbye brother, goodbye aunt! " "The baby is really a good boy! "mom

Mom said happily.

My cousin is not only cute, but also naughty!

I was watching TV when my cousin came running. "Brother, as long as you play with my toys, I won't bother you watching TV!" I don't care about him at all. I didn't expect my cousin to cover the TV! Don't look, don't look! I read! Ah, I didn't expect my cousin to switch! Now, I have to give up!

I really want to kiss his chubby face

5. the composition continues. My son's heart suddenly trembled. He knows that his mother understands his selfish thoughts, but he still thinks for himself. He paused, tried to stop the tears, calmed his voice, and said to his mother on his back, "Mom, I'll take you to the city tomorrow. Finally, let's take a look at this mountain that we have never left. This mountain raised me. I'm kidding, playing here, growing up here. I can't forget my roots. My feelings are pinned here, and this is my root. I may not come back for a long time. Let's take a look at it at last. Mom, don't worry, I'm a kind person. I will make a lot of money in the future, cure your illness, marry a filial wife to take care of you and give you a chubby grandson. We will live a happy life and then come back here, ok? "

The mother understood her son's meaning, tears fell on the vast land where they were raised, and she smiled with relief.

And the son took his step, firm and calm, knowing that he had given a promise and shouldered a responsibility, and this promise and responsibility was for the person who loved him the most.

6. Tell me a fat joke. 1. Fat people do sit-ups.

Yesterday at the gym, a fat man had a hard time doing sit-ups and begged me to help him push them.

Push me 1 yuan at a time, and I refused; 15 yuan pushed it 10 times, and I didn't agree.

Finally, the fat man gave me 30 yuan, and I made him 20 sit-ups. He stood by and shouted come on.

We have an appointment. We will continue later. ...

2, two fat people

One day, a fat man and a fat woman went swimming.

The fat woman said, "Don't jump. If you jump, the whole pool will overflow. "

The fat man said, "Don't jump either. If you can't jump, you will get stuck there. "

A fat man fell into a dry well. How did he die?

The fat man evaporated and drowned.

7.xx smiled. Mother is the greatest and noblest person in the world.

I have been bathed in the sunshine of maternal love since I was born. In order to raise me well, she did everything a mother could do. What impressed me the most and made me doubly grateful was my mother's kind and sincere smile. I made progress, and she smiled and praised me; I made a mistake and she criticized me with a smile; When I was complacent, she smiled and threw some cold water on me; When I was decadent and depressed, she smiled and gave me some motivation ... I am a small tree, thriving under the dew of my mother's smile, and I am a small flower, blooming under the warm spring breeze of my mother's smile.

I am growing up day by day, but I don't know why my mother's kind smile is no longer rare, and it is often replaced by a stern face. Only my desk, desk lamp and countless exercises accompany me every day. "Does my mother not love me?" I thought about it over and over again, and denied it over and over again. I remember when I was a child, my mother taught me to write and recite poems, washed my clothes in the cold winter and cleaned my room in the hot summer ... One day when I was nine years old, it was raining cats and dogs outside, and it was thundering. I suddenly had a high fever. My father is not at home. My mother looked at me and out of the window. She put on my raincoat carefully and resolutely picked me up and ran to the hospital. I fell on my mother's back and clearly heard her shortness of breath. My heart is about to break. I said, "Mom, I'll go down by myself!" " "Mother replied firmly," how is that possible? How can you walk in the rain with a high fever? Cover your raincoat tightly and don't get wet. " My eyes can't help getting wet. The road was slippery on rainy days, and my mother almost fell down. After standing firm, she eagerly asked me, "Are you all right?" I said, "Nothing!" Mother breathed a sigh of relief and said with relief, "That's good, that's good. "In this way, my mother carried me to the hospital with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

When curly hair comes to my hands again and again, an inexplicable feeling always rushes from my heart to my chest. My nose is sour, but I still hold it back for fear that my classmates will see it. The bright red score on the test paper tells me everything. When my mother saw the test paper, she had a long-lost smile on her face. She smiled and said to me, "I fell down and got up by myself." This sentence has accompanied me for more than ten years. It gave me strength and promoted my progress. I sincerely thank my mother.

In the sunshine, I seem to see a gorgeous halo rising behind my mother, which is a halo that only immortals have in ancient legends. This is the most sacred and inviolable maternal light! For this light, only look up!

8. The teacher smiled again. The teacher's smile is hard to see. I usually laugh when I get good grades, but this time.

The teacher smiled again, not because of my grades. ...

In a blink of an eye, Teacher's Day is coming, and the flower shop on the street is suddenly crowded with people.

Planting flowers is dazzling, like a flaming tulip; There is a belt.

Carnation with warm breath; And roses to show love. ...

I walked into one of the flower shops, and the dazzling array of flowers in the flower shop made me hesitate.

Carnations bring people a warm atmosphere; Roses are delicate and charming; Tulips seem to be popular soon.

drip ...

After wandering around in front of all kinds of flowers for a long time, I finally decided to buy 8 flowers, 8 flowers.

Jinxiang, six lilies out of six carnations, I hope these different flowers can represent my rights.

Teachers give teachers different blessings: May teachers be happy, healthy and happy all their lives!

I walked to the teacher's office with a bunch of colorful flowers, and I was surprised at this moment.

I found that almost every student has a bunch of soft flowers in his hand, which is very touching.

To the warm scene!

I opened the door, walked to the teacher's desk, and handed the flowers to the teacher with both hands: "Teacher!

This is the flower I chose for you. Hope to bring happiness and joy to teachers! "old

The teacher said with a knowing smile on his face, "Thank you for your kindness. I don't expect anything expensive. "

As long as you have the heart to thank me. "The teacher smiled, laughing like that.

Brilliant, so happy, from the teacher's smile, I feel the happiness that the teacher feels.

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Teachers are lighthouses in the dark; The teacher is a long and smooth song when you are sad;

Teachers are grass dotted with flowers in spring; Teacher, it is your compass when you get lost. ...