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How to reply to the opposite sex humorously?

People with high emotional intelligence of the opposite sex usually choose these three sentences:

1, I hope I can be with you every morning. If I am in love, it will be very touching for girls to meet someone who fell in love at first sight every morning and say good morning to her. At the same time, this sentence also implies that girls want to be with her, which will not only disgust girls, but also make them feel better.

2. Did you sleep well yesterday? Getting up in the morning is most concerned about whether the other person sleeps well at night. This kind of boys are generally very caring, and will also give girls a feeling of being very gentle and caring about her, so that their status in her heart has risen a lot at once.

3. I also love myself today. This sentence is straightforward and can give me a lot of security. When the relationship between the two sides becomes more and more stable, if I can receive such a sentence from my boyfriend every morning, I will be full of energy and she will rely more and more on herself.