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Look at me with your own beauty and watch other girls automatically code! I hope this sentence is complete.
I will love you, love you, be good to you, be good to your parents, and be better to your parents than to me. I must hand in my salary card and cancel my credit card. In the future, mine will be ours, but we all have to listen to you. I will delete my Momo, WeChat and QQ passwords and tell all my friends that I will blacken all the girls you don't like. I will never like them. I would never open a girl's selfie. I want to remember all our anniversaries. I will buy you a present every anniversary. I won't lie to you. Every gift should be thoughtful. I must surprise you on an important day. Send me a WeChat. I have to answer it in three seconds. Call me within three times. I don't brush my teeth. I won't eat. I don't take a shower. I don't sleep. I wash my socks and change my underwear every day. I don't eat well. I don't snore when I sleep Never burp, fart and pick your nose in front of you. Go home every night and watch Korean dramas with you when you get home. I don't laugh at you, I don't run on you, I don't laugh at your Oba, I can't be angry with you, I can't blow my beard and stare at you. When I am wrong, I take the initiative to admit my mistake. I was wrong when I was right, and I didn't reason with you. You are the truth. You are the most beautiful in my heart. I will always look at you and praise you. When I look at other girls, I will automatically code them. I will forget all my ex-girlfriends and delete everything about them, including memories and things. I only play games once a week, and I only play 1 hour at a time. I don't buy props, I don't charge cards, I don't charge mounts, I don't charge skin, and I will forget Teacher Cang and Sister Long. Every website I visit is legal, and every movie I download has to go through yours. But you can't win either. You can't drink with your father, but you can't get drunk. Exercise every day, don't smoke, don't eat midnight snack, don't eat barbecue fried chicken, coke and hamburgers. I don't have to go to your friend's party, but you must go to my friend's party. I will give you face in front of your friends, and I will give you face in front of my friends. More importantly, I will love you, take care of you and protect you. You can't die behind.
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