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What did you do in elementary school that caused a sensation in the school?
When I was in elementary school, we did not ban fireworks and other flammable and explosive products, and we boys, especially elementary school students, were particularly sensitive to things like playing with firecrackers. If you are interested, they are sold around the school.
We were in physical education class that day, and a classmate brought a box of crackers. This was the background of bitter tears.
The physical education teacher took us to do gymnastics, and then he went to the toilet. The three of us boys sat under the tree and chatted. One of the boys said that he had brought a gun, and then he took out It came out, but there was no fire, so it was hard to wipe it on the carton.
Everyone looked at the firecrackers in their hands that could not be lit. I suddenly remembered that there was a Chinese teacher who loved smoking. He would light it whenever he had free time, and he also liked to leave lighters everywhere. I called them to go to the school office to find the teacher's lighter.
When we arrived at the office, the door was open and all the teachers were not there. The three of us went in smoothly and found that the teacher did have a lighter on his desk, but it was out of gas and not enough for fun.
At this time, the bell rang. They said they stopped playing, went back to the classroom, and gave me all the rubbish.
I can’t clean the firecrackers, so I can only use a lighter. Since I can’t go out to play after class, I might as well just play in the office.
Then at the door of the office, I worked hard to use a box of 20 cannon balls to create a beautiful pattern. One was lit, and then nineteen others were ignited.
The one that ignited at the beginning blew up all the other nineteen sticks and exploded throughout the office. It blew up a pile of homework books and even exploded a glass. It fell to pieces.
The teacher who happened to be in the meeting came back, looked at me in the office who was remediating the scene, and went to find the director of the Political and Education Department...
The next day, a safety meeting was held. I delivered my acceptance speech under the national flag...
When I was in elementary school, I did something that caused a sensation in the school, and later I became famous for it. My performance improvement is something that makes me proud.
My grades have always been very bad, and I am the naughty one in the class. And every time we went to class, we would do little things under the desk. Later, when the class was ranked, our class was at the bottom. The reason is because my grades are too poor. There are ten classes in the grade group, but our class ranks last. If I rank higher in the school, maybe things will change. I didn't know it at that time, and I always thought that everything was my responsibility. In fact, looking back now, I do have responsibility, but it is not enough to "impact one hair and affect the whole body." However, his young self-esteem was frustrated, so he started reading crazily.
In fact, my grades were indeed very poor, and my family lived in a rural area. In those days, teachers and principals knew very well whether my grades were good or bad. Although there are many classes, there are not too many students, so no matter which student is the protagonist. During the day, I stopped playing games with my classmates, such as sandbags, hide-and-seek, and robot spirits, and began a long journey of reading. When I first started taking the exam, my results were not outstanding, just a few places higher. I thought that this was not the answer, so I started to organize my reading notes. Every day after school, I worked hard to memorize them, thinking that I would definitely get excellent results in the next exam.
When the school announced the class ranking, it was still at the bottom. This inspired me even more enthusiastically, and I started to prepare for the exam constantly. The purpose was to bring glory to the class. After all, I couldn’t hold the class back. In fact, when I was young, I had low self-esteem. It is very strong. If others simply say a few words, they will be indifferent. If they say it seriously, I will catch up and work hard to change myself. Later, during the midterm exam, my grades improved rapidly and I actually ranked among the top ten in my grade group. This is the greatest motivation for me, but I am not satisfied with it. I remember very clearly that I was already in the third grade at that time. Although my early grades were not good, I did not give up. After all, I have to bring glory to the class, give myself an explanation, and at the same time, I must not let down my parents' expectations.
When it came time for the final exam, my scores actually improved significantly and I was directly ranked among the top three in my grade group. In fact, this year's hard work has made me grow a lot. The improvement in grades was a sensation in the whole school. As everyone knows, teachers and principals know that I am a naughty student.
And within a year or so, my results actually went from last place to top three, which is already very impressive. In fact, I also sacrificed a lot during this period. Later, the school awarded me the Most Improved Award. No one in the school's history has ever done this. In fact, I feel very proud. Seeing my photo posted on the school bulletin board gives me great satisfaction.
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