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Unfamiliar boys ask me for plastic surgery. How can we fight back forcefully?
He won't even give you face. Why do you give him face?
You answer directly: Do I know you well? Does it matter to you that I am so beautiful? Is it necessary to be ugly? What makes you say that about me? Do you think I've seen myself in the mirror before? I am born beautiful and talented. My parents gave me this skill when I was born. I am very happy. No one in the world can comment on my appearance. My parents never said anything about me. Where did you get the confidence and courage to talk to me like this? I think you should be the first to get the whole thing done, but I'm really worried that if you are ugly to a certain extent, cosmetic hospitals at home and abroad will reject you, because the ugliness is unparalleled, and cosmetic doctors are afraid to tell you directly. Forget it, go back to the womb and reshape yourself ~ like an awl face? Why don't you find a hammer? Like big eyes? Why don't you look for two pearls in the bubble tea? Like big breasts? Wouldn't it be better if you just blew two balloons into your chest?
It's not that cosmetic surgery is not good, but that everyone has different pursuits and definitions of beauty. Everyone has everyone's advantages. You can appreciate my beauty, but you can't insult me with offensive language.
Life is so short, time is so wonderful, and there are too many stupid things in life. Why waste your precious life for a stupid thing between A and C?
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