Homophonic jokes are related to couplets.

Four ancient folk songs with seven-character poems on love or local themes

Liu Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and the songs on the shore can be heard.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)

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Li shangyin

It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, the east wind is blowing and a hundred flowers are blooming.

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. (Si-Si)

In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song.

There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! .

Yang Liuzhi

Wen tingjun

Light a candle at the bottom of the well and you can play Go together. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Midnight Four Seasons Song Qiu Ge

Southern dynasty Yuefu

Look up at the tung tree, the tung flower is very poor. May there be no frost and snow in the sky, and Woods will solve the Millennium. (Wu Wu, Jie Jie)

Homophonic ancient poems:

( 1)

The Story of the Cave Poet: Eating Lions

Author: Zhao Yuan

original text

Lion lover Shishi Shishi vowed to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market.

10 point, suitable for ten lions. Shishi is the right city at the right time. History regards ten lions and makes them die according to the arrow. Stone picks up the bodies of ten lions, which is just right for stone chambers.

The stone room is damp, so the servant can wipe it. The stone room was cleaned, and the stone began to try to eat the bodies of ten lions. At dinner, I learned the bodies of ten lions and ten stone lions. Trial interpretation is a problem.

Primitive pinyin

This is a good example. When you see a person, you will say that he is a good friend. This is a good example. When you see a person, you will say that he is a good friend.

This is a good example. When you see a person, you will say that he is a good friend. This is a good example. When you see a person, you will say that he is a good friend.

This is a good example. When you see a person, you will say that he is a good friend. Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi

Ten (shí) hours (Shí), ten (Shí) lions (shě), and the city (Shí).

Is (Shi) when (Shi), appropriate (Shi) Shi (Shi) Shi (Shi), appropriate (Shi) city (Shi).

Shi (Shi) regards (Shi) as (Shi) Ten Lions (Shi), and makes (Shi) Ten Lions (Shi) die by (Shi) vector (Shi ǐ) potential (Shi).

Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi

Shi (Shi) room (Shi) is wet (Shi), Shi (Shi) makes (Shi) take (Shi) towel (Shi) room (Shi).

Shi (Shi) room (Shi) wipe (Shi), Shi (Shi) begins to try (Shi) food (Shi) is (Shi) ten lions (Shi).

When I ate (shí) (shí), I knew from the beginning (shǐ) that (shí) was a (shí) lion (shí) corpse (shí) and a (shí) stone (shí) lion (shí).

Try to explain (yes) what is (yes) (yes)

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There is a poet named Shi in the stone house. He likes lions and vows to eat ten lions. This gentleman often goes to the market to find lions. At ten o'clock that day, he arrived at the market, and so did ten big lions. So the gentleman looked at the ten lions and killed them with his ten stone bows and arrows. Mr. Wang picked up the lion's body and walked back to the stone house. This stone house is very damp, so Mr. Wang asked the servant to try to clean it. After wiping, Mr. Wang began to try to eat the bodies of the ten lions. When he ate, he found that the bodies of the ten big lions turned out to be the bodies of ten stone lions. Only then did Mr. Wang realize that this was a fact. Please try to explain it.

(2)

Xi Xi Xi Xi

Author: Zhao Yuanren

original text

Xixi rhinoceros likes to play. Xixi moved with rhinoceros at night, and Xixi carefully washed rhinoceros. Rhinoceros sucks the stream and plays the city. Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi. Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xi.

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Rhinos in Xixi like to play. Xixi takes rhinoceros out every day. Xixi is busy carefully bathing rhinoceros. The rhinoceros sucked the stream and sprayed it on the stream to tease him. Xixi smiled and told the rhinoceros not to make trouble, but the rhinoceros enjoyed it and loved to play.

(3)

Fishing author: Yang

original text

Yu Yu wanted to go fishing, and he met Yu Yu. Yu Yu: "I want to fish in Yu Yu, and I want to fish in Yu Yu?"

Yu Yu: "I want to marry Jed, Yu Yu wants Jed, and I want to meet Yu Yu Yu Yu."

Yu Yu meets fish, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu Yu Yu: "I want to fish in the rain, Yu Yu wants to fish in the rain Jade? "

Yu Yu and Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu.

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Yu Yu wants to go fishing. He came to my house and said to me, "I want to go fishing on the beach in Yushui." Would you like to go with me? "

I said, "I'm going to sell jade. Yu Yu wants to buy my jade. I have to go to his house. "

So Yu Yu and I came to Yu Yu's home, met Yu Yu and wanted to sell him jade. At this time, it began to rain, and the heavy rain flooded Yu Yu's house. I said to Yu Yu, "I was going to go fishing on the beach in Yushui, but now it's raining heavily in your house." Should I go fishing? " Or sell jade? "

Yu Yu and I took shelter from the rain at Yu Yu's house, and I sold the jade to Yu Yu. After the rain stopped, Yu Yu and I slowly walked out of Yu Yu's home and went fishing on the beach in Yushui.

(4)

1111 pancreas

Author: Jiang Tao

original text

1111111111111111

If you suspect pancreatic plague, you will forget to lean back in the chair, move your aunt's pancreas with different instruments, swim 100 million different ants, spill pancreatic juice, and treat your pancreas with ants.

Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi.

Yiyi, Yiyi.

Hey! Treating pancreas with ants is different! Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi!

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An aunt surnamed Yi was in a bad mood all day, so she took everyone's advice and went to see a foreign doctor. The doctor thought that there might be something wrong with the pancreas, so Aunt Yi leaned back in a chair, moved her pancreas with special equipment and injected 100 million special ants. As a result, the liquid in the pancreas overflowed, all the ants died, and the pancreatic disease was cured. Aunt Yi was very happy and gave the doctor a dress. The doctor put on his clothes and felt happy and full of energy. Ah! How strange it is to treat pancreatic diseases with ants! How appropriate it is to give dresses to foreign doctors!

(5)

Gigi Gigi Gigi Gigi

Author: unknown

original text

Gigi is silent, gathering chickens, chickens are thorns. The thorn chicken is hungry. Gigi and Gigi help the chicken. Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji, Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji

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Translation 1:

Ji Ji felt lonely, and Luo collected some chickens to raise, especially thorny pheasants. Pheasants chirp when they are hungry, and Gigi feeds them with millet in the bamboo basket. When the chicken is full, it jumps into Gigi's bookcase. Gigi was afraid of being dirty and was busy driving chickens. The chicken was frightened and jumped on the table. Ji Ji is more worried. He borrowed a bamboo basket as a tool to drive away chickens and threw it at pheasants. The bamboo basket was thrown fast, but it hit several pottery figurines on the table. The terracotta figures fell to the ground and smashed to pieces. Gigi opened his eyes and saw chickens crowing under several tables. In a rage, Gigi took off his clogs and beat the chicken, killing it. Thinking about the process of raising chickens, Gigi got excited and wrote this article "Gigi Beats Chicken".

Translation 2:

Siguniang [Uncle Zhong Ji] In order to get rid of loneliness, I raised some chickens, which are the kind of forest chickens in the woodland. When you are hungry, call four girls and feed the chickens with corn in a dustpan. Jump into m-girls's suitcase when you are full. Seeing that this was no good, they quickly shouted "Blow Chicken" and jumped on the box. In desperation, four girls threw the dustpan according to the chicken handle, and the dustpan flew over and smashed several clay figurines. In a few cases, they can't help but exclaim. Four girls grabbed wooden shoes and hit them.

(6)

Hungry chickens gather together to gather chickens.

Author: unknown

original text

Chickens chirp, chicks chirp. Several chickens huddled together on the rocky ridge. The machine is extremely sick, the chicken is extremely hungry, and the chicken attacks the crucian carp urgently. The machine chattered, and the chicken's pathogenesis stimulated several crucian carp. The machine is terminally ill, and the crucian carp is extremely nervous, scrambling to gather at the international level. After that, the crucian carp was unusually silent, and then several chickens were hungry, that is, chirping.

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The chicken crowed, the chicken kept crowing, several chickens were looking for food in a crowded cage, the car carrying the chicken went very fast, and the chicken was very hungry. Their wings are as hard as fish scales and they are desperate for their lives. Finally, the chicken cart arrived at Ji (place name). Suddenly, several chickens broke open the cage, and all the chickens wanted to get out of the car soon. But the car was still driving very fast, and the chicken with tough wings was afraid when it saw the speeding wheels, so it ran back quickly, no matter how crowded the cage was. Finally, the cage quieted down, and the chickens only dared to chirp even if they were hungry.

(7)

Yiyi yiyi

Author: unknown

original text

Yi yi, yi yi, yi yi, yi yi, yi yi. Aunt Yi is a descendant of Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi. The first sentence goes like this: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." The first sentence goes like this: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi. Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi. Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi. The following year, Yi also practiced Yi. 1111111111111111111111 Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi. Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi. Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi moved to Iraq, and Yi Yi benefited from the treatment of Yi Yi. Yiyi, Yiyi, the first sentence is like this: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi. It's bright, but it's also embarrassing

Primitive pinyin

Ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya, ya ya.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya, ya ya, ya ya, ya ya.

Yo yo yo yo yo.

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya, ya ya, ya ya, ya ya.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ya ya ya, ya ya.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You, you, you.

Ah ah, ah ah.

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Among the descendants of Houyi, there is a man named Yi who lives in the Yi area. Yi is a righteous man, who often sees a doctor for the people free of charge and has superb medical skills. After the death of Ming Jing, there was a daughter named Yi, who was very beautiful and cute. She put on beautiful clothes and was simply a fairy in the sky, which was incomparable to ordinary people on earth. Yi fell in love with her cousin yi. He bought her beautiful clothes, but Yi didn't appreciate them. She threw away the clothes her cousin gave him and put on strange clothes to show that she didn't like Yi. Easy to feel very depressed. In order to avoid the entanglement of my cousin, Yi left his hometown and hid in a remote place to find a man named Yi to play chess. Yi handsome, proficient in chess, profound attainments. Yi wears unusual clothes and looks cheerful. Yi enlightened Yi and benefited Yi a lot. Yi was very happy and secretly fell in love with Yi, and Yi also fell in love with Yi. The next day, Yi continued to play chess with Yi. Yi gave Yi a lizard as a gift, and Yi returned her clothes to Yi. Yi was ill and called Yi's name in his dream. Yi's spirit is not normal. She leans back in her chair and whispers. Yi accompanies her and whispers with her. Yi had already heard of Yi's name, so he found him, explained his purpose and asked Yi to save Yi. Easy to stress, easy to create conditions, easy to cure and leave. Yi thought that only Yi could cure Yi and agreed to Yi's request. Easy to use and easy to cure by various methods. Yi remembered Yi and called Yi's name in her dream, indicating that Yi had left and she liked her very much. Yi thought he would never see Yi again, and life was boring. So he hanged himself. Liangzi was in a trance and committed suicide.

(8)

Yiyi yiyi doctor

Author: unknown

original text

My aunt died, leaving a hundred million. Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi. The following year, YiYiYiBaiWan, doubt the doctor, doctor. If you are suspicious of seeing a doctor, you will be suspicious of moving Iraq. Yi leans back in his chair to recall, to recall the 100 million legacy, and to discuss Iraqi medicine, also for the sake of memory. Hey! It's not the same!

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Yi's aunt died, leaving hundreds of millions of property. Yi rushed to the city and asked the doctor to check her aunt's condition (again). A doctor examined Yi's aunt, but the next day, hundreds of millions of assets were gone. (Easy) Suspect that there is something wrong with the doctor and take the matter to the doctor. Because of Iraq's suspicion, the doctor hanged himself (to prove his innocence) in response, hoping to change Iraq's suspicion of himself. Yi leaned back in his chair, thinking of the doctor who sued him for hundreds of millions of property losses, and hanged himself (out of regret for burying the fox in the fox's nest). Sad! It's really strange!

Homophonic couplets:

( 1)

Part I: Lotus (lotus plumule) is bitter;

Bottom line: Pears (pears) have stomachache.

(2)

The first part: the cat enjoys the cool under the bamboo, and there is no heat (rat) gas at all;

Bottom line: iris is facing the sun, and there are many winds (bees).

(3)

Part one: Draw a picture of a lotus monk.

The second part: Chinese books are attached to books.

(4)

Horizontal batch: North and South

Part I: 2345 (lack of clothes (1)).

Bottom line: 6789 (eat less (10)).

(5)

Part I: No mountain can compare with Wushan Mountain.

Bottom line: What water can be as clear as a river?

(6)

Part one: A maple tree was planted on the peak, and the wind blew the maple tree, but the peak did not move.

Bottom line: The heron stays on the side of the road. The heron is surprised to be exposed, but the road is hard to be surprised.

(7)

The first part: Idle people are not allowed to become sages.

Bottom line: thieves don't come to the road.

(8)

Part one: Tung tree on the tree, boy under the tree, boy playing with Tung tree, fallen Tung tree, happy boy.

Downward: outside the front garden, inside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the quiet.

Homophonic joke:

1. After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Are you all big bowls?

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, don't pickle melons. I pick up a lump of shit and lick it for you ... "

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

One day, the lame and the blind went out in the same car. The blind ride, the lame watch the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him and shouted: go, go, go! The blind man sang back: oh, oh, oh, oh! They fell into the ditch together.

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the term, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said: "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Don't be an official! "

Xiaoming, who likes learning English, is looking for opportunities to speak English day and night. One day, he walked into a foreigner by accident. He said shyly:

"I'm sorry 」

"I'm sorry, too." The foreigner replied.

"I'm sorry for three." Xiao Ming answered at once.

"What are you sorry for? "Asked the foreigner.

"Sorry five ..." Xiao Ming said.

5. There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is called Huang Jun. He often takes the No.8 bus with his son, so there is often such a funny scene: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees a No.8 bus entering the bus station in the distance. He immediately shouted to his son around him: Huang Jun, run, the No.8 bus is coming!

6. One day, a man named Shuang died. His family burst into tears at home: "Cool! Cool! " Their neighbors saw it.

Then I asked them what was going on. They said, "Great, great."

7. Hip-hop is two good friends. One day Haha died, and Xixi ran to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead."

8. A rich man wanted to buy a car, but he couldn't find a car with a Geely license plate number. Later he found a license plate number 00544 (touch me and try) and bought it. The next day, an accident happened. He wants to know who dares to hit the car. He looked at the license plate number of the car behind him and ran away. It turns out that the license plate number of the car behind him is 44944 (try it).

Hope to adopt! ! !