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When watching TV series, I always hear ABC and CBC and ask what they mean.
ABC (China Born Chinese) is an American born in the United States and a second or third generation immigrant. China, with black eyes and yellow skin, looks like American style and thinking, and is called "banana". ABC stayed in the United States as a native, with a little legacy from his parents or elders, or time stopped here, and his knowledge of China stayed at the moment when his parents left the country. A friend studying in the United States said that when her husband chased her, his words were full of conversations in a long Cantonese film. On the first date, he said in a slow Xie Xian tone, "Miss, you made me fall in love. If I take the liberty of inviting you to dinner again, will you promise? " My friend almost spat when he heard the news. Once ABC returns to the motherland, it will send out more friendly surprises than foreign friends, because the situation in China is far from what parents told it. CBC (Chinese born in China), a China native born in China, has nothing to say. With Shanghai, Beijing and Guangzhou becoming more and more "international metropolises", not only the Hong Kong and Taiwan accents in TV stations are getting heavier and heavier, but many China people who are born and raised in social occasions also begin to fantasize about their overseas blood ties or overseas experiences. So there are always many CBCs who don't want to be garrulous and want to be big. At the same time, they circle around outside, making themselves a "pineapple" with strange appearance, regardless of yellow or white. One of the great advantages of going out is that you can make up some stories as you imagine without being seen through. Over time, even you will believe these stories are true. From what I've seen, some people write Hong Kong Pinyin Chen in their emails or business cards, and some people are pure mainlanders. The accent in Taiwan Province Province is heavier than that of Brother Xian and A-bian. Shanghai's famous party animal insists that she grew up in Taiwan Province province, but someone in Taiwan Province province reported that her tetracycline teeth would never get in! Fortunately, God helps those who don't want to be CBC. Most of these friends can get married overseas, and then some babies from CBA, CBB, CBHK or CBTW will be born soon. So the unremitting efforts of two generations have finally realized the dream of improving their bloodline ... Many CBCs don't want to be garrulous, but they want to be big, and at the same time, they circle outside to make themselves look weird.
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