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Ancient Chinese translation

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Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said to the ministers, "According to the photo book, some people under their noses are one inch long and can live to be a hundred years old." Dong Fangshuo laughed, and some people said that Dong Fangshuo was rude. Dong Fangshuo took off his hat and said, "I'm not laughing at your majesty's words, I'm laughing at Peng Zu's long face." Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked Dong Fangshuo, "Peng Zu lived 800 years. If it is really like what your Majesty said, then Peng Zu's people will grow eight inches, and he will have more than one face. " Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also burst out laughing.