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Put a group of babies who can't talk together, will it produce a new language?
This experiment took place in ancient Egypt. In order to better prove that the ancient Egyptian civilization is the earliest civilization in the world, Wang Bodhisattva confidently put two babies together and gave them to two herders to do this cruel "language-taking experiment". During the period, no one is allowed to come in except when changing the baby's diaper, and no noise is allowed during the feeding process, including being accompanied when sleeping.
That's how the two babies drink goat milk powder day after day and play with each other. As everyone knows, it is incredible that two babies actually open their mouths to talk. Do you understand what the first sentence is?
Surprisingly, they said "Belas", and the concept of such a word is not ancient Egyptian, but Hebrew, and the concept is toast. When the Bodhisattva King learned the information, he was both annoyed and happy. He was annoyed that the first sentence he said was not in ancient Egyptian, but to his delight, the experiment he wanted to confirm was successful, and then the Bodhisattva King immediately handed over the civilized behavior with a long history to the Hebrew civilized behavior.
Speaking of which, I admire the king's intelligence and determination. If I were there, I would translate it into Chinese for him. I'm actually very excited at the thought of this.
A baby not long after birth is not much better than a kitten or a puppy, and the puppy will bark when it is born. This "language-taking experiment" made by the chilling Bodhisattva King aroused the interest of Frederick II, the king of ancient Rome, and made a similar experiment. The purpose of this experiment is to better refute that the first sentence that the baby said in the experiment was not "Belas", and further prove that Hebrew civilized behavior is not the first civilized behavior. According to the cruel trampling and feeding in a reciprocating way every day, as a result, this group of babies in the experiment did not create a new language, but eventually let the children lose their basic survival skills.
After these experiments were learned by the "Third Indian Brother", Akbar Sheng Di, the "Third Indian Brother" who never believed, built an "independent" house in his yard, named "Elegant House", and then raised many children in it, imitating the methods of ancient Egypt. This careless king really didn't want to talk about him, and even forgot about it, my little boy, until four years ago. He didn't get what he wanted. Lovely children can only open their mouths. In four years, they immediately deprived the children of their language function. These children may be repaired in the future shaping.
Whether in India, ancient Egypt or ancient Rome, the whole process of the experiment is unreasonable, and the whole step has many shortcomings. There is no other reference to the experimental goal and total number, and the experiment has not got an idealized result, so we can't judge it casually.
In many previous experiments, some of them really seem to have a new language and a new way of communication. According to a certain posture or expression, the babies put together seem to have reached a new consensus, but it does not explain the true credibility of this experiment. What do you think of this matter?
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