What jokes can amuse girls? No yellow! Too ordinary, don't please the great gods.

The man's words are absolutely unique, and the woman's answer is even more unique. 65438 +0 man: "May I ask you the way?" Woman: "Where?" Male: "To your heart" Female: "Sorry, the road is blocked." Male's words are absolutely, and female's answer is even more absolute. No.2 Male: "Your legs must be very tired!" Woman: "Why?" Man: "Because you've been running in my head all day." Woman: "I don't think it matters because your brain is too small." What the man said is absolutely wrong, and the woman's answer is even more wrong. Man No.3: (looking at the label of her shirt) Woman: "What are you doing?" Male: "I wonder if you were made in heaven" Female: "Were you made in hell?" Man 4: "I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? " Woman: "Do you want me to have a bad day?" Man: "Sorry, I'm an artist. It's my job to stare at beautiful women." Woman: "I'm sorry, I'm a breeder, and it's hard to be looked at by others." Man: "Miss, can you lend me five dollars?" Woman: "What are you going to do?" Man: "I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today." Woman: "Sorry, I can't lend it to you." Man: "Why?" Woman: "because I'm going to call the hospital and say I was scared by a frog." The man's words are absolutely unique, and the woman's answer is even more unique. No.7 man: "It really rained today." Woman: "Yes." Man: "That's because God is drooling over you." Woman: "So that gust of wind just now was given to you by God?" Men's words are absolutely unique, and women's answers are even more unique. Man No.8: "Trust me ... I will make you the second happiest person in the world!" " Female: "Why not be the first ..." (pretending to be cute) Male: "With you ... I am the happiest person!" Woman: "I think I will soon be the happiest person in the world." (Daydreaming) Man: "Why?" Woman: "Because I want to get rid of your entanglement." Others: 1. A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " "I saw a voice falling from the sky at the first light:" Not necessarily, you can pick up a big stone on the ground and smash the leader to death. " So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him. All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead. "2. School Booking Office: Tickets are particularly tight now. If the train ticket you want is gone, will you obey the adjustment? Me: Obey. After getting the ticket the next day, I was very angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get a ticket to Shanxi! ! ! School booking office: Didn't you say that you obey the adjustment? Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When going down the stairs, a boy stepped on his right foot with his left foot and fell into a big font in the middle of the road ... He thought at that time: No, it's too embarrassing, you have to pretend to be dizzy. As a result, the students next to him saw the boy motionless, quickly helped him up, and then slapped him in the past ... 4. Once upon a time, Americans went to Russia for sightseeing. One day, I saw two Russian workers on my way to Russia. One is to dig a hole by the roadside with a shovel. He digs a hole every three meters. Another worker immediately backfilled the hole just dug by the previous worker, and so on ... The American was curious and asked the first Russian worker, "Why did the guy behind you fill in the hole just after you dug it?" The Russian worker replied, "We are greening the road. I dig a hole, the second person plants trees, and the third person fills the soil. But the second man didn't come today. 5. Examiner; What is the retail price of windows 7 Professional Edition in Chinese mainland? Me: 5 yuan Examiner: Go out, the word "give up the next one" has never appeared in my dictionary. I voted again and again and finally got an interview with Google. However, I went to Google for an interview and was kicked out after answering a question ... Examiner: Where did you get the news of Google interview? Me: Baidu examiner: Go out, the brother next door is depressed, but I still have to support myself first. Drag a friend to McDonald's to find a job. . But the other person is very abnormal, let me sing McDonald's songs. At this time, my brother smiled. I have known McDonald's songs since I was a child. So I opened my mouth and came: with KFC, life will be fine! Examiner: Going out ~ ~ ~ ~ McDonald's failed in the interview. My mother dragged someone to find a job in mobile customer service. My mom says this doesn't require technology. You should try it first. I agreed without thinking. The interview went well and the other party appreciated me. Finally, the examiner said to me, you are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you to go to work. Me: "132 ..." Examiner: Get out. . . . My heart is broken. . . Being unemployed for so long, eating and drinking at home. My family looked at me helplessly. Walking to a shopping mall, I saw Artie looking for a clerk. I think I should try. Examiner: Please tell us our slogan. I: Just do it. Examiner: Get out, next. Repeated failures did not dampen my confidence. I settled down to study hard and finally got into our local civil servants with excellent results. Still, there is a fucking interview. During the interview, I answered questions and saw the examiner's face. I think there is no problem with this job. When I am happy. The examiner asked me, young man, which historical figure do you like best? I answered without thinking: Little Shenyang! Examiner: Get out. This failure, I have a very important life consideration. Looking back on everything before, I finally found that the most important thing is that I answered some questions wrong. However, I have made the best preparation for this interview. Nokia's product department informed me that it took me a week to finish all the work. Even the slogan is not wrong: science and technology are people-oriented. The examiner was very satisfied and said that if there were no accidents, he could come to work tomorrow. At this moment, the phone rang and a discordant voice appeared: "Hello MOTO".