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1, having dinner with friends in a restaurant. A piece of green pepper meat was served on the table. When I saw it, I was filled with indignation and said, "Is this piece of meat too little?" ! "The boss sitting at the counter said sarcastically," Then I'll kill the pig for you? " I was shocked and said, "How to talk!" The boss said, "Did you call your mother?" I got up in anger and said to my friend, "No, let's go!" " "When the boss heard this, he raised his voice and said," Then take a taxi for you? "

2. A question on my math test paper: "Oh! Dad gave up! " With the cry of my younger brother, my father's hearty laughter sounded. My father touched my brother's little head and looked at me with loving eyes. I looked at my brother's happy face and suddenly found his face so round! It seems to be a circle with a radius of two centimeters. How many square centimeters is the face area of my brother? Should I smile at him? Or should I scold the Chinese teacher?

3. When I was in college, I had a classmate, a man and a woman, all friends of children, who didn't make any noise every day. At a dinner party, the two quarreled again. The woman shouted angrily at the man: what you have in your head is a lump of shit! The man didn't even think about provoking directly: then you mean you are a piece of shit _! ? After the reaction, both of them became red! Then, they got together?