What are the funny greetings for Chinese New Year?

The God of Wealth asked me to tell you that you should be kind to people, especially the person who sent you this message, and always make this person happy. Please invite this person to dinner and give him a generous gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you.

I won't give you a present this New Year. I will send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you!

I wish you a smooth New Year, two dragons take off, three sheep blossom in Thailand, the four seasons are peaceful, five blessings, Datong, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and 99 is United and perfect!

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year! Chinese New Year funny messages, Chinese New Year humorous messages greetings.

Happy New Year to you: yes man, you are the most beautiful when you are away from home. You are the king of the world, and you are better than Qin Shihuang. Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you. Chinese New Year funny messages, Chinese New Year humorous messages greetings.

Looking forward to you, in winter; Miss you in the spring breeze; Dreaming of you, in summer; Goodbye, in the autumn wind. Let the years come and go in a hurry, let the time fly, and miss you forever! Happy new year!

Hello! This is 1860. Your friend asked for Jingle Bells for you. Because the network is busy, I can't listen directly, so I can only hum it myself. Thank you] Humorous SMS greetings for Spring Festival.

I knitted a red sweater for you by candlelight with a yarn twisted with blessings: the former is peace, the latter is happiness, and the latter is auspicious, with a thick shoulder and a thoughtful collar and full pockets. It can wrap you warmly and let my heart accompany you for the New Year!

May you stay young, be fatter than a pig, be a dwarf, be a wild ghost mouse, don't cook for you, don't cover your shit, never leave, and let others be wild boars. Congratulations!

Spring Festival is coming, their jobs will fall on you, your wife will see you smile, the girls will want you to hug them, and the money will be directed at you.

The sound of gongs and drums sent the old year away, and the whole country rejoiced and everyone was happy. Cheering songs and music "flooded" and resounded through Lingxiao Hall. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

Send a short message to light up your sky like sunshine; Like rain and dew, moisten your heart; Like words, whispering in your ear. From the moment I send my blessing, I wish you a happy smile forever!

Is it sour grapes? Is the apple sweet? Is our relationship very weak? Is it difficult to send text messages? Don't you know I'm thinking about you? How dare you look down? Don't you reply to the message? Think of me.

A little wind, a little rain, a little concern, all because of you; Every word, every sentence, every blessing to you; May you live and work in peace in the Year of the Ox! In short, you in 2009 can be summed up in one word: cow!

The time to leave in a hurry is long gone, but it is difficult to meet each other. Eager expectation, long-term concern and sincere blessing. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Ox!

Second by second, minute by minute, minute by minute, day after day, month after month, season after season, the Taurus comes out of the mountain, which is the cow. I wish you a happy, safe and happy rose every minute!

Friends are the way to help me make great strides in friendship; Friends are trees that need the sunshine and rain of the soul; A friend is a book, which attracts with the deepening of understanding; Friend, no matter where you are, you have my sincere blessing!

"Happy Spring Festival" (spring) winter goes and spring comes, (festival) day conveys my wishes: (happy) happy mood, (fast) happy every day!

"all" wishes you all the best and happiness for your family and people. Fortunately, the grass of luck has been given to you, and everything goes well when you are happy.

Although the text message is short and pithy, there is affection between the lines. Although the distance is far away, my thoughts will not stop. Health, peace and happiness, bless you forever.

Although short and affectionate, short messages are dedicated to intimate friends and lovers. Every word is true, and every word represents my heart. Work and life are beautiful, even in dreams.

Although short and affectionate, short messages are dedicated to friends and family. Every word is true, and every word represents my heart. Every moment goes smoothly and life is rich and colorful.

I wore Huangyisheng, rode Asma, crossed Pan Changjiang, crossed Zhao Benshan, crossed, came to the village, entered the room and held out Pan Jinlian-Durian: Good luck in the Year of the Ox.

When the new year comes, I see you holding your left arm and right arm, holding your left arm to wish you good luck and holding your right arm to wish you happiness. I also saw you chasing after the front block. What stands in your way is happiness, and what pursues you is beauty. Seeing you jumping up and down, you are so happy that you can't get away.

Be good to yourself, your family and the people around you. At the beginning of the new year, we must make some changes in the new year!

I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling, good luck is coming again and again, and you are like a big cow; Good health, as strong as an ox; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

Great wealth, small wealth, unexpected wealth, financial resources rolling; Affection, friendship, love and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, wealth; Lovers, relatives and friends, everyone is safe.

Write one sentence in the east and one sentence in the west, and thumb movements convey warmth. I am at this end, and you are at that end. The words are messy and the feelings are only true. A thousand miles of space is compressed into a slide on the screen, and you can touch your breath with your fingers. Happy new year!