What are the classic quotes that satirize drunkards?

1. No matter how good you are, you are still an alcoholic! Does drinking it every day turn it into alcohol?

2. When I see you, I think of the winery.

3. When you are drunk, you tell the truth, and you don’t know whether it is true or not. But when you are drunk, you talk a lot but it is not false at all.

4. You see, all the alcoholics who are seriously ill have successfully quit drinking. Those who failed went to see God.

5. Drunkards will feel the smell of alcohol when drinking water from Huangquan.

6. I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to a drunkard.

7. The way you drink can’t be found on Baidu, and even alcoholism cannot describe you.

8. People cannot take money into the grave, but you can take wine into the grave.

9. Are you drinking wine as water and amusing your eighty-cent twelve-pound head?

10. I see that you are moving forward step by step on the road of drinking, and you have never strayed.