A friend has a birthday and wants to write a joke on the cake (yellow dots don't matter). Waiting online ~

Just a gust of wind, so eternal, just a dream, so real, you bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: let me know the next time you fart!

Father: "pierrot, don't go to class today. Last night, your mother gave birth to two little brothers. " "Tomorrow, just explain it to the teacher." Son: "Dad, I only said I gave birth to one tomorrow, and I want to keep the other one until next week when I don't want to go to school."

A female patient was sitting in the dentist's chair, and the dentist said, "I'm going to drill." The female patient said, "Go ahead, doctor." The dentist said, "But you are holding my two testicles." The female patient said, "None of us will hurt anyone, right?"

A: "My wife doesn't trust me at all, do you?" B: "alas! My wife believes everything about me. Before I got married, I lied to her that I earned 5,000 yuan a month and saved 50,000 yuan, and she believed me. Now I have to borrow money every month to make up for it. "

When the patient went to the hospital for an injection, he praised the nurse as soon as he entered the door: "The injection you gave yesterday didn't hurt at all, and the level was really high." He asked the nurse to give him another shot, but he didn't see the nurse do it. He raised his trousers and asked, "What are you doing?" The nurse said, "I was looking for the eye of a needle yesterday."

The father said to his daughter, "Your boyfriend asked me to marry you, and I promised him." The daughter said, "But I don't want to leave my mother." "I know. I won't ruin your happiness, just take your mother. " Father said.