Joke phrases for children's homework.

People often say that "a teacher is the most glorious profession under the sun". They are like gardeners in the garden, watering the flowers of the motherland with knowledge and cultivating groups of ignorant children into excellent talents. Of course, in this process, teachers will have laughter and sadness, and sometimes children will make them laugh and cry. What's going on here?

Some netizens shared a group of photos online. The content in the photo is the children's test paper. Originally, the children were surprised that there was nothing to answer in the exam, but after reading the answers carefully, even the Chinese teacher would vomit "I am angry."

For example, one of the children is a first-grade primary school student, and the words "good" and "mother" are not clear, so he made a joke when writing a sentence. The child wrote, "I asked," Can I have ice cream? "Said," damn it. "

There is also a 7-year-old child who imitates sentences as required. She wrote: Nine years later, my father still hasn't come back. Dad hasn't come back for 9 years, and you are only 7 years old. Are you sure mom and dad won't fight?

When God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you. Some children don't study well, but they are all stage players. Isn't this a composition written by a child?

I didn't do well in the exam today. As soon as I came home from school, my father hit me with a broom. At this time, I wanted to resist, remembering what the teacher said: learn to care about my parents. I was beaten and said to my dad, didn't you eat?

When the marking teacher saw this work, I believe he must have scored zero with a smile.

Should parents and teachers educate children who are like hands?

Parents should communicate with their children more.

Parents and children should be not only father and son, but also friends. Parents should spend more time with their children, chat with them when they are free, and participate in more activities. When parents find that their children have learning potential, they must not angrily blame their children for their poor academic performance. As parents, they should take the initiative to ask their wives about their study, and then guide their children to develop their intelligence.

In fact, most children have similar intelligence levels. Why do some children get excellent grades and some children turn their homework into jokes? This is related to parents' education and children's personality.

As a teacher, don't get angry and guide education.

Although the teacher's work is hard and trivial, the happiness that students bring to teachers is irreplaceable by other jobs. Children are naive, and sometimes they will think simply and intuitively when answering some questions.

If the teacher is angry because of the child's humorous answer, the child will have a sense of distance from the teacher. The correct way should be to guide children to answer this question, how to understand it at that time, and how to understand it next time. Teachers' different education methods will lead children to develop in different directions, so children write essays like paragraphs, and teachers should not get angry in a hurry.

The growth of children needs the care and education of parents and the correct guidance of teachers. Children's world is relatively simple, and they may occasionally "have some fun" because their homework is too boring. Parents and teachers should look at such topics from both positive and negative aspects, affirm children's sense of humor, tell children whether it is feasible to do so, let children have fun in learning and correct their learning attitude.