American jokes and interesting sentences

In class, the female teacher asked, "Give me freedom or let me die." Who first said this famous saying? Please raise your hand if you know. "

After a long time, a new student from Japan, Yamamoto, replied in broken English:

"1775, Butrick Henry said."

"Very well, then, who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?"

"1863, abraham lincoln said."

That's right, classmate It was a Japanese student who answered the question just now, but the students who grew up in America couldn't answer it. What a pity! "

"Kill the Japanese!" There is a strange cry in the classroom.

"who! Who said that! " The female teacher flushed with anger.

Yamamoto immediately replied: "1945, President Truman said."

Then someone whispered, "This is disgusting." The female teacher was even more angry.

"Well, who said that! ? "

"199 1, George Bush said when he met with the Japanese Prime Minister." Yamamoto replied.

Another student patted the table and smiled: "Yes! You are really energetic. "

"1997, Bill Clinton told Lansky."

The whole class was in chaos, and some students shouted at Yamamoto: You are soaking shit, and if you dare to speak again, I will kill you. "

"200 1, Gary condit told Revy. (Note: White House intern Revy was murdered in Washington on 200 1. His ex-boyfriend, Democrat condit, was arrested as a suspect)

The female teacher fainted with anger and the students formed a circle around her.

A student said, "Shit, we are in big trouble this time."

"In 2002, arthur anderson said." Yamamoto immediately replied. (Note: Arthur Anderson, one of the top five accounting firms in the United States, went bankrupt in 2002 due to the Enron scandal.)