What are the poisonous chicken soup about life?

1, the reason why you think people with fat faces are cute is because meat doesn't grow on their faces.

The potential of a person depends on how long he overslept in the morning.

3. What is love? It's just that two people are ugly like monkeys, and they are worried that the other person will be taken away, so they squat.

4. Poetry and distance belong to smart and hard-working people, and you are neither hard-working nor smart.

5, the corner generally does not meet love, only meets beggars.

6. Life is always aimed at you everywhere, just because you are ugly. If you are beautiful, it's like hanging up the phone every day.

7. Others lie in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as long as they want, but I can save a meal by saving money.

8. Come and tell me if you like me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

9. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly.

10, you can be busy for a while.

1 1, don't say you have nothing, you are a good player playing mobile phones all night.

12, some things you can't do are not because you are lazy, but laziness can at least be overcome, but if you are stupid, there is really no rule of law.

13. What you can do for the suggestion is to give it to others. Advice is never for yourself.

14, the distance between people, too close will stab people, too far will hurt people. So please keep the distance between you and me.

15, do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.

16, all roads lead to Rome, someone is in Rome!

17, many times, we are no different from angry birds. If you fail, there will always be pigs around.

18, many times you don't push yourself, you know you still have the ability to screw things up.

19, if you dare to love and hate, you will find that you really don't care if you love others.

20. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.

2 1, many times if you don't push yourself, you don't know that you still have the ability to screw things up.

22. When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old. It's true.

23. Sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work.

24. You said that you were desperate for life and completely lost your enthusiasm and motivation. This situation boils down to your laziness.

25, some things you can't do, it's really not because of laziness, laziness can be overcome, and stupidity can't be cured.

26, don't mess with me, I have shortcomings that you can't afford to mess with, don't mess with me, I have dangers that you can't see.

27, don't be dejected and despondent, look down.

It doesn't matter if you are ugly, but you want to be beautiful.

It is strange that people always compare life to a roller coaster. You know, the downhill part of the roller coaster is the most interesting.

30. I know that many people succeed by changing the definition of success. They are really smart people!

3 1, there is no need to quarrel between women, just be more beautiful than her; Don't fight between men, just be richer than him.

32. One day in the world, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange 20 Jin of meat for the fine weather in China this year!

33. I am alive, but I am alive. You can't see my sadness, and I don't want to know your past.

34. Not all persistence can get what you want, and not all enthusiasm can resist hesitation.

35. The furthest distance in the world is: I want to catch up with you, but you ask me if I want to buy it.

36. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is a gap, otherwise who still wants ideals.

37. We are used to covering up our sadness with anger, because we find that no one cares about your sadness.

38. Do you know why you should choose a good marriage partner? Because there is no good life after marriage.

39. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.

40. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better. Don't be silly, there is no worst, only worse.

4 1. Don't worry about the problem you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

42. Sometimes you must be thin in this life, and you will never be fat in this life. If you are drunk today, you will be fatter tomorrow, and you will be worried tomorrow.

43. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

44. It's not that a strong man can't cry, but that he knows how to be quiet, cry for a while, and then take up arms and continue to struggle.

45. I went to find a beautiful girl. I didn't fall in love, I didn't fall in love, I lost everything.

46. Persistence is not because you see hope, but because you persist and you know there is no hope.

47. If you are well, the spare tire will get old! If you are not good, that's good! If you are fine, it doesn't matter!

48. Be nice to yourself, because life is not long, and be nice to people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

49. Dissatisfaction with the three views is an excuse, and dissatisfaction with the five senses is a reason.

50. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. The remaining one or two are particularly difficult.

5 1, from scanning code payment to brushing face payment, the progress is not our IQ, but our consumption speed.

52. Many things in life are like eating dessert. I am happy when I eat, but I always regret it afterwards. You accidentally ate too much.

53. The weather is getting colder and colder. If I don't reply to your message in the future, it's not that I'm cold, but that my hands are cold.

54. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

The ugly duckling can become a swan not because it works hard, but because its parents are swans.

56. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain, but you didn't see how good you were!

57. Many people say that being happy without money is because they have never tasted the taste of being happy with money.

58. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.

59. Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short.

60. Some people say that watching negative energy for a long time will produce negative thinking. I smiled as if you were thinking.

6 1. Everyone pretends to be a master of experience and teaches you at every turn. What you have to do is: don't listen if you don't listen.

62. Life is like this, with laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, while others are mainly responsible for tears.

Dreams are worthless in the eyes of others before success.

No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so no one should pretend to be horizontal.

65. Don't swear words in the future, and say get out. You should see it directly. It's as big as the world.

I will stick to my dream even if the whole world opposes it. Who are you and who can win the world's opposition?

67. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deception. This is the so-called romance.

68. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be sad, tomorrow will be the same anyway.

69. I have no money, but my heart is full of waves. I want to travel to poverty. If I can't afford to check the plane ticket, I will say it's ideal!

70. At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

7 1, how can we take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.

72. If you don't work for a day, you always feel something is missing. Think about it carefully, the income is less, and the troubles are less.

73. People who don't love you don't love you as much as you think.

74. I can't see your tears if I gamble my youth all my life, because I really erased you.

75. What a waste. Time did not shed tears, and I began to grow scales.

76. A miserable life will not change you, but will only bring you closer and closer to your original appearance.

Trouble is like an onion. When you look inside, it's all empty.

78. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan not only because it worked hard, but also because its parents were white swans.

79. You are treated as a princess by your parents, a princess by a man and a beggar by yourself.

80. It's always good to feel single, and I often envy others for being in pairs. This is the daily life of many single people.

8 1, you are not a simple, frugal person who can live. You are poor.

82. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

83. There are also lazy people who sleep as late as they want. Lazy beds are short of money, so if you can save a meal, you can save one.

84. Time will let you know who really gets along with you and who wears a mask to play tricks on you.

85. God closed a door for you, and went to wash and sleep!

86. It is better to turn your face than to turn your face, and it is better to be angry than not to live up to expectations. Living is not winning sympathy with tears, but winning applause with sweat.

87. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

88. Some people appear in your life just to let you know that you are stupid and easily deceived.