Humorous jokes between teachers and classmates

Humorous jokes between teachers and classmates

1、? Teacher, I want to ask a question. ?

? What do you want to ask?

? What's the difference between gay friends and friends?

The teacher suddenly felt a pressure from the future of the motherland? Then the teacher thought for a moment and answered him seriously: gay friends is a friend who eats KFC together, and Paoyou is a friend who eats instant noodles together. The former pays attention to communication while the latter pays attention to efficiency. ? "

2. In the fourth grade of primary school, I got an unprecedented 87 points in Chinese and cried on my desk.

The boy who sat behind me and pulled my braids for four years was shocked. He stole my test paper and went to the teacher, saying that my grades were good and I couldn't be worse than him.

The teacher took my test paper and found that I really miscalculated by ten points.

When the backstage handed me the test paper with 87 crossed out and 77 changed, I could not help crying again.

In an open-book exam in a university, the professor said that you can bring anything that can be moved.

On the day of the exam, A brought three boxes of books and B brought a laptop.

When I was proud, I saw a C carrying a graduate student into the classroom.

It is said that the silly girl in our dormitory asked us one by one with small pants that have been dried for n days: Is it yours? Is it yours? Is it yours?

After getting a negative answer from all of us, he said excitedly: Oh yeah! That must be mine! ?

Say that finish and put it on happily?

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