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What is the cause of death of rats?
"Then, you must be a learned scholar." The mouse in the granary said piously.
"Of course, I will chew every word of every book and put it into my stomach page by page."
The mouse in the granary took the mouse in the library to a granary, pointed to a bottle in the corner and said, "You can read books. Do you think this label says' sesame oil' or' rodenticide'? " The mice in the library can't read at all. Just when it was in a dilemma, there was a smell of sesame oil floating out of the bottle mouth, so it intuitively guessed: "This is sesame oil."
"Really? Did you see it clearly? "
"Yes, don't believe me, I'll show you first." In order to prove their erudition and satisfy their appetite, the mice in the library emptied the bottles and began to drink. Who knows that after only a few bites, I twitched all over, and soon, I kicked my leg and died.
Later, the mice in the granary knew that the bottle clearly said "rodenticide"
Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing. If you don't understand, you can hide and learn secretly, but you must not pretend to understand, otherwise you will make a fool of yourself, make a joke, and may also lead to great disaster.
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