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Cut off the robe and the allusion.
Among Guan Ning's classmates, Hua Xin and he are best friends. They are like brothers, regardless of you and me. When studying, both of them sit on the mat and read books. While working, the two men turned the ground to grow vegetables and carried water to water the garden.
On one occasion, Guan Ning and Hua Xin were hoeing in the backyard, and Hua Xin lowered his head and suddenly dug up a piece of gold from Huang Chengcheng. Huaxin was overjoyed to see the gold dug up. He leaned down, rubbed and played over and over again, and couldn't put it down. Just as he was about to put the gold in his pocket, he found Guan Ning unmoved and still hoeing there, as if nothing had happened. Hua Xin was afraid that Guan Ning would laugh at himself, so he had to bury the gold again.
One day, Guan Ning and Huaxin sat side by side on the mat reading a book. Suddenly, there was a noise outside. It turned out that a court official was passing the road outside. The official, sitting in eight sedan chairs, crowed to clear the way, looking dignified. On ning still else, sit and concentrate on reading. But Huaxin is different. From time to time, he looked away from the book and peeked at the dignity of the official from the window. Finally, I couldn't help it. I left my book and ran out to watch the fun. It was a long time before Huaxin came in from the outside. As he walked, he said to himself, "Being a big official is really enjoyable. Look at him. He's so strong. Alas! If one day I can get along like this, I will not waste my life. " Hua Xin said, touching the book. But he has no mind to study any more. His mind is always full of prestige of high officials, Hubei officials and marooned people.
Guan Ning was very dissatisfied with his impetuousness and vanity. Now he is so jealous that he can't help but feel deeply ashamed of him, and at the same time regret that he has misjudged someone. He knew that there was no practical point in continuing to associate with Hua Xin, so Guan Ning stood up, took a knife and cut the mat where they sat together, and then said, "You are not my friend." Since then, Guan Ning and Hua Xin have never dated again.
Cut one's robe and break one's will
Stop communicating, or don't make friends with people with different aspirations and ways.
Cut off the robe, cut off the righteous solitaire.
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