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"Tang Bohu Dian Chou-heung" Material: Tang Bohu (speaking softly) Chou-heung's mother (tall man with cross talk accent) narrates and scores (playing flute and guitar). The audience entrusts Tong Jia Yi Tong Tang Bohu to follow (male northeast accent). (The soundtrack first played "myheartwillgoon" on the flute, and said while blowing the narration after the prelude. ) narrator: close to the audience-friends used to listen to beautiful romantic tenderness. The music stops, and then the music starts according to the original tone. ) I listened to the original story, which was carved by Tang Bohu. The story started hundreds of years ago. All the villagers raised their hands and voted to produce the songs of the four great talents in Jiangnan. (Comrade by hand) (Tang Ben) Tang: (shaking a fan) Taohuawu Taohuaan Taohuaan Taohuaan Taohuaan Taohuaxian; Peach fairies plant peach trees, pick peach blossoms and drink them, and wake up drunk. Half drunk and half awake, the flowers fall back to me. SHEN WOO is famous for seeing both floats and flat tires, and paying equal attention to intelligence and beauty. Tang Bohu, the embodiment of hero and chivalry, is a new generation ... Followers: Fantang: Well Followers: Oh, hey hey model (happy to hear the first half, angry to hear the second half), saying that my young master was punished. Say that my young master has committed a crime, which is extremely sinful; Said my young master was handsome, sinful and thundering. Don: Dare to say that I hit my followers: Hey, my grandfather's calendar says that I am lucky today. Don: What makes you say that I am lucky today? Say I have bad luck today? () Narrator: Tang Bohu met Jia Qiuxiang, a peerless comrade-in-arms. Hou Qiuxiang had just made a shopping trip for her husband's supermarket. Two children in Lu Yu blocked the road and robbed (Chou-heung was holding a bag of paper, the other was wearing a hat, and B was on crutches). Party A and Party B: (Chou-heung sends something to Party A and Party B) (Party B just wants to go, listen to the news, listen to the radio and read the newspaper) Party A: Wait … Wait for me … I want to grab the prize first (Tang Bohu and Chou-heung jump sideways together) Tang: Sunflower acupuncturist (Party A and Party B settle down) Tang: Comrades watch the news, listen to the radio and read the newspaper, and you will know that the party's education requires me to unite and help each other, honor and disgrace. Sadly, when I saw my legs and feet walking casually, I didn't even change my lines (pointing to B). I robbed 10,000 people. The police uncle could even run (pointing to A). When I saw that I was wearing less clothes and was freezing, I thought. I'm thinking about my adoptive parents. I know how to blink, but I don't believe my last name is Tang Huo. You can really grind to death with my brother Tang Priest. Attendant: What are you talking about? I'm afraid I ... Don: That's very kind of the girl. Chou-heung: The girl is handsome and dares to ask your name. Don: What's the name of that girl? Call me Chou-heung. Don: Please allow me to see my girlfriend off. Chou-heung: Husband (narrator said that Chou-heung in Bohu walked by the stage, pretending to chat with her best friend and playing guitar romantically) Narrator: Tang Bohu's waist ached when he saw Chou-heung. Be sure to send me a message. I'll pick up the users, and I'll be in charge of Chou-heung: I'll cover all users of Unicom (Chou-heung Bohu watches Chou-heung leave). Attendant: Chou-heung's sister Bohu: Tai Sen has changed to table tennis. Attendant: Chou-heung's sister Er Bohu: Yang Li Mo Qiu's entourage: Chou-heung's sister San Bohu: Still playing with me. () Narrator: Some Chou-heung offices want Chou-heung. It's hard for me to answer this question. Qiu Ma: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Use your mother's clever trick (Don and the waiter). Attendant: Young Master, I just watched a dark film live. I saw my hair, even my head. There are so few wires. Bohu: What do you mean, tightrope followers: die-hard fans? I heard that Chou-heung's mother is fierce (Qiumu's face shows muscles). Chasing Chou-heung has broken her arms and legs, even (with a hand knife). Bohu: Hehehe, the poor contrast makes its followers more obvious: fair It'sunfair. Bohu: Wow, I read it right. You should listen to me and let me compare things. I invited the fifth floor of Wan Xiu Garden for dinner. Followers: Oh, really, my grandfather died. Take care of my seventh uncle. I'm Fan Wei. Stupid. Chou-heung: No.3 (smirking in front of Qiu Mu, a follower) Chou-heung: IQ applies to followers: I ... What is the IQ? Akiki: ... Tell ... that urban and rural economic development is harmonious and national unity should be adhered to; The glory of ancestors harmed ancestors, humiliated ancestors, and served the people enthusiastically; Serving the collective labor society, the people's glory deviated from the people's humiliation and superstition, and cults stopped insisting on truth and knowledge; Advocate the same honor, the same stupidity, the same shame, and be close as brothers and sisters; When encountering difficulties, help the poor at home. Qi Li unites and helps each other, honors and disgraces and harms profits, and is determined to make mistakes and cover up; Honesty, trustworthiness, honor, forgetting profit, shaming school and keeping discipline should be kept in mind; Qi Li, a law-abiding society, should be punished for violating discipline; It is glorious to observe discipline, shameful to violate discipline, work hard, be diligent and thrifty, and never relax; Cultivate habits, report extravagance and waste, and resist the desire to enjoy the ban; Hard work, splendor, extravagance and shame, Fu Cha Zaqiumu: I want to be a follower: Hehe, the young master wants me to be Tang: Hehe, it makes the performance almost rude (stamping), and the follower: the horse has no Tang:: Mazar-i have nothing to do with stamping horses. Take two steps. Don: Let's go. My question is free. Qiu Mu: It is said that Tang Bohu is full of talented people in ancient and modern times, but I want to take a test and talk about the outer building of Qingshan Building outside the mountain. Akiki Tang Gong: The frog has an open mouth, two eyes and four legs. Frog? Don: The frog has four bars when it opens its mouth, land eyes and nine painted legs. Akiki: Who runs fast? Tang: Cao Cao's best friend: Ye Ye? Don: Speak of the devil. Akiki: Men all know that I've gone too far in testing men. Let's talk about steamed meat. Don: Pink ... Akiki: White face is practical. I like this type. Chou-heung: Eight Honors and Eight Shames Mom didn't ask. Akiki: Let's talk about eight honors and eight disgraces. Don: Hahahaha, fortunately, I am ready to give birth! (while pretending to perform with the waiter) I should remember the eight honors and eight disgraces when I shoot; Shoot two, I shoot two, and my ancestors spit on it; Shoot three, I shoot three, serving the people's memory room; Take four, I take four, ignorance is an idiot; Shoot five, I shoot five, I hate hard work, fat pig; It's really shy to shoot six at the expense of profit; Pat seven, I pat seven, and advocate the first family; Pat eight, I pat eight, violating discipline and discipline; Shoot nine, I shoot nine, arrogant bastard; Hit ten shots, I hit ten shots, I know shame, I know depravity, I took advantage of my son's husband, and me (holding Tiger Tiger in my arms and Qiu Ma in my arms). Qiu Ma: Give me a baby and wear my flowers. Don: That's terrible! (fainting) (Chou-heung pulls Qiumu's arm in the air) Qiumu: First love knows nothing about it. Narrator: Bohu Qiuxiang sees love and plays with the surging river. It's like Cupid banging on two bricks. Qiu Mu Qiu Xiang is under house arrest. Let Bohu see Chou-heung cry. The performance of Chou Xiang Qiu Mu is closed. Chou-heung and Qiu-mu's servant cried. Qiu Mu's servant is sleeping. ) Bohu: Yes, I want to save me. I seem to hear a plaintive cry. I heard that Chou-heung's mother was reasonable and failed. Bohu (to the audience): The state of failure. My friend Bohu's personal experience tells me that if the dream is perfect, Lu Tong's family will do the same thing: I want you to say that you are really pure. Bohu: Don't worry about my seventh uncle and third nephew. I narrated that Tang Bohu risked three evils and stole Chou-heung's mother's key. Bohu: Please open your eyes in front of Chou-heung to see if I pity you. Can I repeat yesterday's story? Ah, Chou-heung committed suicide (knocking at the door). Chou-heung: Wait, who's the secret code outside? Gorkon sent the Western Hills to show the eternal beauty. Bohu: Outside the door is the sea, and the three rivers are full of autumn fragrance. The wind is strict. Bohu: advocating Chou-heung: the practice of tigers. Ah, Bohu: (Playing the theme song "The Dead Sun" or "Schindler's List" with flute and music. ) I didn't know the trouble of Fourier series until I smelled Chou-heung; I didn't know until I met you. I wanted the autumn wind to blow on my face forever and the leaves fluttered. What do you want me to do? I want the waves to beat me in the sea. I can see you again. Please let me swallow it. Let me always remember Akiki: God, my mother is so pure. Look, I agree to be tested. I choose (male voice). I like it (pointing a finger at my face makes me shy). Bohu: Oh, my God, it makes my mother's eyes very strong (the prop turtle picks it up). Tiger, Chou-heung, happy and happy Qiu Ma: You can call it happiness. Narrator: Audience friends, I am paying attention to this program. What's my last name in this quiz? I know my friend sent a text message ... audience support: surname Tang Narrator: Congratulations, everyone scrambled to answer my prize in this prize-winning quiz ... Qiu Ma: I signed a photo (everyone did evil) Narrator: Audience friends, I'm going to Wulin again. Whelan (serious expression): Li. Marry me (turn around) (want to drive Nai away): Whelan Whelan, etc ... Scene 1: In the morning, the scholar of Tongfu Inn uses the computer to check out the bill. Guo sweeps the scholar with a broom (while clicking the mouse, shaking his head and chanting): It's amazing, the computer mouse gently clicked on the balance of payments and China (Le Benggao) rice (holding a newspaper into the inn): Jianghu newspaper news number (hearing the running sound): Jianghu is all the rage in Qixia Town, and the situation is atypical compared with bird flow (mouth shock). China online game-Wulin rumor began to measure mouth (face crumbs): God, I don't know what game it is? As for Guo (sweeping rice): left foot, right foot, sticky rice (pouting): cutting the beggar's dignity and wanting to make money, which makes him talk (China turns to chase): How can the game make money? Rice (Mysterious Approaching): According to the scholar, the China tour "Legend of Wulin" will be held in the all-PK preliminary contest on March 0, and the prize amount of the final prize of Qixian Town will be increased (two fingers will be raised). Mouth: two meters: two thousand (imagine): mom (stare blankly) is two thousand. Touching the computer scholar in front of the counter: Fu Mei ... Guo: Hou Ge ... Scholar: Fu Mei ... Mouth: Scholar Computer asked me to be a scholar, but I didn't listen. Guo put away the computer with lingering mouth and began to play games. It's white outside (standing by your mouth): What are you staring at? It's beautiful. Mouth: I want to see the beauty of my home directly. It is white when I pour water. What is this? Mouth: Xiang Yu is watching Guo Xiucai: Work, Guo: Really at home, resting, Guo goes to the table to look at his mouth and uses the computer. Guo: Yikou Xikou: I turn (turn) outside the Wulin: What Listen, give me China's forehead sweat-Lin-wai-Guan Guo (grievance): Turn, turn, roar (walk) Scene 3: Inside the Noon Inn. In the room): the shopkeeper ... computer ... mouth ... trip to China ... account ... Yu Xiang: OK ... Guo: And affirm the scholar: I deny, deny Xiang Yu entering the room. Scholar Guo followed his mouth and fought fiercely. Scholar (voice): Mouth ... Mouth (patience): What to say? Let the scholar go: The shopkeeper ... Second, according to the century, the train has been changed. D Xu Zui China and MM talk about Yu Xiang (staring at Guo): Guo Kuaisao Xing Jinxing: The family (watching the mouth) is exhausted today, which affects the city. Wow, my mom, let me send something to Yu Xiang: Why don't I wait for the exhibition hall? Listen to the mouse sound card, log in and look at each other. Xing: Kill Bai Yu; Is it that Xiang Yu is working from a distance? Ghosts seek revenge ... Scholar: If you are afraid of Fu Mei, I will protect you ... Xing (Ming Dao Messenger): Why did you give me a reason to sign up to save people? First, Xiang Yu (chasing): Yin ~ ~ Mouth: The two holes in your head are in charge of Qi. Everyone knows a little about the mouse Xiang Yu (throwing a rag at your mouth): Li's mouth is endless. Don't be arrogant in the cooking shop. Take my HELLOKITTY's mouth. Guo: Hungry, hungry, hungry, Guo (white-collar singer with scholar Guo): Amitabha ~ ~ (ring finger) holding ~ ~ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ The food didn't drip oil ~ ~ ~ Scene 4: In the morning, the kitchen was full of discussions. Xiang Yu: Experts say that the monthly fee plus two Guo is effective: true drops. Xiang Yu: Deduct two taels of silver. Hand): shopkeeper, I'll do it. Xing (gesturing): I think I'll go into the house and get a pot of water to play with my mouth. Double (hold my mouth immediately): Leave me (pass the water to my mouth to drink) Double: Brother Kou looks at the clothes and asks me to mend them quickly (drag the clothes and mouth around) Double: Brother Kou plays for two or two nights, and I heat up a few packets (grab the bag and let him chew and continue to watch his eyes cry). Tears into six rooms: Who dares to bully them? Grasp Xing: From now on, watch the Young Pioneers organize the masses. The producer started the nutrition pig farm six: surname, which family has a few mouths and acres of cattle ~ ~ ~ Let's talk about it (mouth does not reflect six swords). Take care of my seventh uncle and third nephew's mouth (the mouth and neck of the knife holder): I can cut open my intestines. Six (dancing wildly with a knife): Ow ~ ~ ~ Master, my finger is broken ... My eyes are dim, and the scholar Xing Liutuo came into the room and sat next to his mouth. Once said: wealth can be a scholar. Precious life ... Mouth: thinking about traveling far (kicking scholar, crawling around) Guo enters the room: feeding mouth. Li Xiulian did it first. Watch Hou Ge kick. His nose is bruised, his mouth is swollen, his eyes are askew, his back is sore, his legs are cramped, he is tired of walking, he is sweating, and he has no sex life. Mouth (nunchakus): It's my turn to take the second pulse. Guo: Li's mouth-collapse-mouth (holding a black iron kitchen knife in his hand): What are you doing with your mouth? I eat more salt than rice. Mouth: My mouth is white: my bridge is better than walking. Mouth: I am lazy and white (singing): I will give freedom to accuse my mistakes ... Mouth: I know me. Xiang Yu (throwing a rag and crying): Hungry God, is the store a scholar? ONETWOTHREEACTION Xiang Yu: If you are hungry, you should get married. I should get married when I am hungry. My husband will die. Hunger will die and fall into a miserable situation ... Scene 5 I will buy it from my uncle when I play. Bei: I owe me a computer literacy to impersonate a scholar. With a white hairy mouth: the broken child didn't look at his mouth. Uncle China is swimming. Bei: I'm playing rookie again. Just now, I saw the Red Taishan Stone reported to Pinggu in Mi Jianghu. I'm sure I can eat candied haws (unplugged). Bei: Hey, unlucky child Bei: I want a sugar-coated gourd mouth. Pull over (I'm going to step in the chair and knock over the shell): Sister ~~ ~ (Seriously, come on) I asked Uncle Drunk for candied haws and ignored me. My computer power pulled out a chair and hit me. My arm hurts ~ ~ ~ (Wolf howling) Sister-in-law ~ ~ Yu Xiang: Li Zui broke the rules, dare to slap Bei's mouth: shopkeeper ... Yu Xiang: I tried to steal the concept under the pretext. From now on, deduct March money from my mouth and cancel the medical expenses and pocket money for Bei: Uncle Bei deliberately wants to earn two thousand yuan. Hey, Whelan can marry Amy (holding a newspaper): Jianghu Daily News No. Due to the rumor of Wulin, the good stock fall was cancelled, and the Jianghu people changed to Warcraft III 0, with a total PK prize of 22,000 (holding a kitchen knife in a daze): the shopkeeper cooked.