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Sixty funny nonsense literary sentences that seem to have nothing to say.

I said funny nonsense as if I didn't say anything. 1. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

2. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life passes by 1 minute.

3. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

4. You look serious.

5. You can't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

6. I'll simply say a few words about this matter, as long as you understand it. In short, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see it and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it very well, but the meaning is just that. You don't have to guess what you don't know. This kind of thing has happened many times. I just want to say that I know everything, and I don't explain much what I don't understand. After all,

7. Jump from the 18th floor. If there is no accident, there will be an accident.

8. The young man is handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

9. People can't stretch when they can't.

1. I don't know if you have noticed, but winter is really much colder than summer.

11. If I guess correctly, I should guess correctly.

12. If you look white, you won't be black.

13. According to statistics, all the people born out of wedlock are women.

14.11 I quite agree with what you said, regardless of the content.

15. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

16. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.

17. it's good, but it's a little bad.

18. I suddenly saw this sentence.

19. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

2. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow by one year every year.

22. The last time I felt so funny was the last time

23. If you are alive, you are not dead.

24. I will always remember it before I forget it.

25. If there is love in heaven, the right way on earth is the right way.

26. Have you noticed that it is much hotter in summer than in winter?

27. I have never dropped a chain in this matter.

28. When you eat 2 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to the calorie intake of 2 bowls of rice.

29. even if the heavenly king Lao zi came, it was the heavenly king Lao zi.

3. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, it's probably the moonlight.

31.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

32. What you say here is just like talking.

33. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

34. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

35. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

36. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

37. Do you know that people sleep with their eyes closed

38. Hello, everyone, as you can see, I am a living person.

39. Remember is to remember, but I just can't remember.

4. The video is quite short, but a little long. I said funny nonsense as if I didn't say anything. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

42. Every birthday, my age increases by one year.

43. whatever you say is irrelevant, it's not irrelevant at all.

44. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it burns your mouth.

45. One minute on stage means 6 seconds on stage.

46. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

47. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

48. If you are willing to spend a little more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent a little more time.

49. The study found that when your left face is hit, your right face won't hurt.

5. You can know the weather forecast for tomorrow.

51. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

52. The situation is such a situation, and the specific situation depends on the situation.

53. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

54. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

55. You look like you are eating.

56. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

57. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

58. I will live to death.

59. whatever you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable.

6. I believe you can do it unless you can't. 6 excerpts from some nonsense literary funny quotations that I didn't seem to say

Some nonsense literary funny quotations that I didn't seem to say (Part 1)

1. This is the situation, and the specific situation depends on the situation.

2. I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say.

3. Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato?

4. In the spring of the fourth anniversary, Teng Zijing was appointed to guard Baling County, and next year, the anniversary lasted for five years.

5. I woke up and found that I woke up.

6. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in one country.

7. As a experienced person, I have already come.

8. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow by one year every year.

9. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

1. Listening to your words is like listening to a word.

11. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

12. whatever you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

13. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

14. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

15. You look pretty. You should be pretty.

16. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

17. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

18. People can't stretch when they can't.

19. The study found that when your left face is hit, your right face won't hurt.

2. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it burns your mouth. Said some nonsense and funny quotations from literature (Part II)

21. As we all know, the audience must be well known.

22. All minors are under the age of 18.

23. You must be reading this article when you see it.

24. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

25. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

26. You can do it! Unless you can't.

27. Playing in the game for 3 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

28. Remember is to remember, but I just can't remember.

29. I should be quite good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

3. You should be smart if you are not stupid.

31. Who would have thought that he was 18cm tall when he stood up?

32. Advise everyone not to buy an iPhone13, which will save thousands of dollars, and then buying an iPhone13 with the saved thousands of dollars is equivalent to picking up an iPhone13 for nothing.

33. It should be alive before it dies.

34. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

35. I feel like talking when you say that.

36. when I found it, I already found it.

37. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

38. I suddenly saw this sentence.

39. Today, I will teach you a very practical life skill: first take your left foot and then your right foot, and you can walk.

4. sharpen one sword in ten years and half a sword in five years. I said some nonsense that I didn't seem to say (article 3)

41. This tomato smells like tomato.

42. Actually, it's quite easy if you're not tired at work.

43. When you are free, you are free.

44. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

45. If you jump from the tenth floor, there is no accident, then you should have an accident.

46. After you click on the likes, you will find that I like one more.

47. In the matter of being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

48. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

49. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

5. This hand is as big as a slap.

51. Every 6 seconds of breathing, one minute passes.

52. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

53. Cicada's wings are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

54. People who have no partners should still be single.

55. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

56. I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say.

57. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people should understand me and understand what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

58. It's good, but it's a little rotten.

59. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

6. Everyone who is awake now should still be awake. A collection of happy and funny nonsense literary sentences that seem to have been said

A collection of happy and funny nonsense literary sentences that seem to have been said (Part 1)

1. If you fall from the 1th floor, there should be an accident.

2. I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay my salary

3. Young people today are really young compared with the older generation.

4. The study found that people who insist on eating an egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.

5. We will know about tomorrow.

6. if he wants to go to prison for ten years, he won't get out for ten years.

7. if you fall from a 1-story building, there should be an accident if there is no accident.

8.13 You are really good-looking, especially with your eyes.-* * * Two are not much, no

9. One truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

1. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

11. Does your Chinese teacher teach you Chinese?

12. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

13. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

14. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

15. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, it's probably the moonlight.

16. after peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

17. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

18. I am calm except when I am not.

19. If this sentence is useful at all, it will not be useless at all.

2. When you are free, you are free. Say something that seems to be a joke. 21. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you will not be able to sleep.

22. I hope our next meeting is next time.

23. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it burns your mouth.

24. I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say.

25. If you jump from the tenth floor, there is no accident, then you should have an accident.

26. You look like you haven't been cured,

27. Do you know? When people die, they won't be hungry

28. My age increases by one year every birthday.

29. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

3. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

31. You are all shortcomings except your advantages.

32. What is better than studying for ten years? Read for eleven years.

33.1 I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!

34. Morning shock! The survey shows that people will only be born-times

35. The wings of cicadas are so thin, as thin as cicadas' wings.

36. Do you know that when you are reading this quotation, you are reading this quotation

37. Do you know that today is yesterday's tomorrow?

38. Your chain can only stand at critical moments

39. But if you make a little progress, you won't make no progress at all. A summary of the nonsense literary quotations that have been said but don't seem to be said

The nonsense literary quotations that have been said but don't seem to be said (Part 1)

1. If your sentence is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

2.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

3. When you eat a rice at dinner, you will find that there is a rice missing in your bowl.

4. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

5. whatever you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

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