Collect English jokes

When the taxi stopped abruptly at the traffic lights, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that time is money?" "Well, this is a very common saying. Who cares so much about that? " The driver replied. "Look, the car has stopped and the numbers on the meter are still running," I pointed to the meter. "Oh, yes. You are right. In this case, time is money for both of us, "added the driver.

2. No tooth decay

A smiling boy came home from a dentist visit. "Hey, Mom, the dentist said I didn't have cavities."

His mother looked at him with wide eyes and was very surprised. "It's impossible-you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before going to bed!

Then the boy opened his mouth. He had no teeth!

3. There are two friends, one named Trouble and the other named Quiet. One day, they were both walking in the street, but the trouble was that they got lost, so Quiet came to the police station and told the police that his friend was lost. At the first time, the police asked him his name, and he replied, Quiet! "Oh, boy, you must be looking for trouble!" Yes, I'm looking for trouble.