A joke that makes people laugh until their stomachaches.

1, my friend said that I have a double chin, which is often caused by brushing my mobile phone. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I always look up. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head.

Don't pin your hopes on the future, but on those uncertain things. Grasp the present, grasp the most splendid years and youth in life, and let him go when it is time to come.

3. Why does the boat of friendship turn over when it turns over? Because there is a person who is too fat to balance.

4. It is also said that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't even leave his work after work.

5. In the most difficult time, don't always think too far about the future, just encourage yourself to get through today. Getting through today is the curse to solve all problems. Actually, I'm getting through it, and I don't know when. Think about it later, this is called persistence.

6. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

7. Now in the street, whenever a beggar shakes me with money in a bowl, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me.

8. Many older elders who have accomplished nothing like to brag in front of young people. We should respect such people. Because not only have we accomplished nothing, but we are also younger generations.

9. Once a person announces that she wants to lose weight, it means that she wants to eat secretly behind someone else's back.

10, bite back after being bitten by a dog? These are words to comfort the weak. I will not only bite back, but also blow his head off.