Count the funniest lines about where dad is going.

Take stock of where dad is going. The funniest line is 65438 +0. I am not a big star. I am a little princess.

This sentence happened before the second trip to the desert. The onlookers of three children made Wang Shiling feel very novel, and soon he got acquainted with several children, holding hands and wanting to go together. Three children asked, are you a big star? The golden sentence "I am not a big star, I am a little princess" broke out. There is a similar saying that "he is not Shaolin Temple, he is Wang Yuelun".

Grandpa, it's good to have you at home.

Wang Shiling's first golden sentence in Where is Dad Going is this sentence. After the other children thanked Grandpa and said goodbye, Wang Shiling took Grandpa's hand. "Grandpa, you are fine at home." Many netizens commented: What a villain. According to director Xie Dikui, at that time, children in Korean version were all 5 or 6 years old, and Wang Shiling was only 3 years old and less than 4 years old, so he was worried. But when I really saw this child, sensible, clever and clever became the words that could best describe her. The director put down his mind, as if he were right!

I'll give it to whoever takes a good picture of me.

Also in the first issue, Wang Shiling took dog tail grass and distributed it to photographers. Photographers "Thank you" and Wang Shiling "You're welcome. I'm giving out prizes. I will give it to whoever takes my picture. " Not the kui is Li Xiang's daughter, I hope one day I can be better than shine on you and blue. Shoot mom on the beach.

NO.4 every day, were you crazy just now?

In the eighth program, instead of his father Tian Liang, he led five children alone. Although he had a headache, his mind was clear. First, he let the two girls together, then he took away the stone that he could take care of himself, and then he went to Tian Tian, but every day he mistakenly thought that Uncle Tian Liang had forgotten himself. Plus, he was restless because he couldn't tie his shoelaces, and he didn't say a word in the room, crying silently. The sisters who arrived saw it, so Wang Shiling asked every day, "Every day, were you crazy just now?"

Fifth, I am too thin.

The reason for this sentence is that when I returned to Puzhehei, Yunnan, the wheat in Wang Shiling fell, and my father said while helping to sort it out: Oh, Wang Shiling, you have lost weight. The little princess must have remembered her father's words and fell down while playing football on the beach, shouting to herself that I am too thin! Dad! Can I be a little fatter? It became another golden sentence of the little princess.

NO.6 will not grow old after eating.

Wang Shiling has always been a caring little cotton-padded jacket, caring for and chatting with her elders. During my trip to Jiming Island, I was very friendly to the left-behind elderly. And help each old man divide shrimp while eating. And naively said to my grandparents: I am not old after eating. Make the old man laugh.

In the first stage, the children were unfamiliar with each other and hugged their father tightly. But during the first foraging trip, a baby caught the children's attention. Wang Shiling and Cindy are older than Fang. I was five, six and seven. . . . . At this time, insert a sentence every day, "I 100 years old!" Wang Shiling nods his little nose like an adult every day and says, "You are a small sample", which makes everyone laugh.

Dad, you snore like a pig.

Angela, who loves animals, not only becomes good friends with lambs, ducks and chickens, but also lives with pigs. "Dad, is the pig sleeping?" "Piggy is saying," Welcome the children from Wang Shiling to my home. ""Dad, you snore like a pig, which makes Wang Dao very helpless. "

Ninth, I will fly in a swan for a while.

In Puzhehei's journey, flying swans is to make children closer to and love nature. Wang Shiling, who has always loved small animals, naively said to his father when facing the flying swan, "Dad, I want to sit in the sky and fly for a while", and his father sincerely said, "No, you are too heavy" and "Not heavy!" The little princess is thinner now than before.

No. 10 Thank you, thank you very much.

The polite little princess accidentally fell into the desert, and her brother and sister pulled her up and thanked her again and again. "Thank you, thank you so much!" It has become a common sentence when people thank others now. Angela's polite language should not be underestimated.

The following are quotations from Jimmy, Tian Tian, Si Tong and Cindy.

Secret Superman.

The word "ultraegg" is not only automatically implanted in the minds of the public, but also deeply exists in kimi's mind. In Where's Dad Going, kimi often spits out a few words of mars language, and many netizens can't help wondering: Kimi is docking with "Altman". Zhang Tiantian: The Warm Son of Wonderful Flowers.

The wonderful idea of "warm man" every day also makes my father speechless and my mother lies down with a gun. In the process of naming the chicken, I give up the high-end English name "Jikesha" every day and insist on choosing my mother's name to name the chicken.

Small stone: "God logic" pure man

Starting from Lamian Noodles, the first issue of Where's Dad Going? With its unique divine logic, Brother Stone once again subverted people's three views and created the "fish with nosebleeds". Netizens lamented that the exquisiteness of pure men needs "divine logic" to Gideon.

Cindy: "naive" woman and man

The female man "Sendie" has always been adhering to the excellent concept of treating money like dirt. His theory that shells are diamonds completely defeated Tian Liang, the father of world champions.

The following is a list of quotations from all members of Where is Dad Going?

1. I want to eat standing.

2. Watermelon swing

Grandpa, be good at home.

4. Are you here to perform crying?

5. I 1999 years old, you little guy. .

6. Then I will die of heat, x3. Then I will die of heat!

7. Dad, where is the spider?

8. Dad, say out loud that you love me.

9. I'm going to the top

10. It keeps following us in! Yeah! Why? Because? Who's cool with who?

1 1. Anyway, you are my father.

12. Dad, how can we sleep? Let's sleep in bed.

13. Dad, I think everything you cook is delicious.

My father is changing his pants.

15. "Help me with my basket. . . ""。 . Go, go every day. . . . "

16. You are not good, don't bite.

Dad, can I fart?

18. I'm afraid I won't listen when my mother is away.

19. Don't take my yellow.

20.Ang, it's steamed bread, not meat buns.

2 1. Are you here to borrow something or drop by?

22. Jimmy Lin: "What do you think of Sister Tian?" Kimi: "Super sweet!"

23. Tian Tian: I don't want him to keep filming me. He's not filming you. They're filming me. Tian Tian: But the camera was clearly pointed at me. It's clearly pointing at me

24. Isn't the stone mill me?

25. Wow, this meat is good. Eat a piece quickly.

26. What's your name? My name is Tian Liang. I am a star.

27. Tractor farts

28. Did I lose my strength by doing so?

Editor's note: "Where did Dad go?" Very popular, five children are deeply loved by the audience. In fact, Li Xiang's daughter, Wang Shiling, must have inherited her mother's glib genes. She said many things that made people laugh or move, and she was also very popular with many people.