Classic Negative Energy Jokes_The Most Negative Energy Funny Jokes

Negative energy can quickly lower a person's mood and make people depressed. It is a mentality that can make people become negative. You can also say negative jokes when you are unhappy. Below are some classic negative energy jokes that I compiled for you. I hope you will like them. Appreciation of classic negative energy jokes

1. Being ugly is a disease, otherwise why would a plastic surgery hospital be a hospital?

2. Some people work hard all their lives and squeeze from the fourth stream of society into the third stream.

3. The pain of "not trying hard and telling myself that I don't want it at all" is much less painful than "failing after trying hard". .

4. Every time I see Qiongyou’s diary, my feeling is: If you are so poor, don’t go out and wander around.

5. When someone asks you if you are in love? Just say you are not in love right now. Can tactfully cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.

6. It’s not your fault to be ugly, but it’s your fault to expect a tall, rich, handsome/white, rich and beautiful man to fall in love with you.

7. The friends of beauties are all beauties, the friends of foodies are all foodies, the friends of hotties are all hotties, and the friends of tall, rich and handsome are all rich and handsome.

8. You are a good girl, reading, watching movies, and traveling alone until that rainbow-colored person appears in your life. Read books I haven’t read, watch movies I haven’t seen, and go to destinations I haven’t been with you. Then you will be surprised to find that he does this with you just to sleep with you.

9. When it comes to money, everyone is not so affectionate.

10. Everyone has the right to happiness, but only a few people have the ability to be happy.

11. The reason why you can’t succeed is because you are too rubbish in all aspects. There are so many reasons.

12. "Does this society only bully kind-hearted, thin-skinned people like me?" "No, society only bullies the weak."

13. In this In an era where handsome guys and beautiful women are rampant, when others evaluate you as reliable and cute, you know what it actually means.

14. Nothing is difficult except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together and people divide by poverty. Rich people eventually get married. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a rich man on earth.

15. In fact, it doesn’t matter who you are looking for as a girlfriend, they are always quarreling. It's just that some people are arguing with prettier girls.

16. Don’t be anxious about things that cannot be solved today. Because it may still not be solved tomorrow.

17. Those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

18. All those who complain about social injustice and systems have only one sentence translated: Please give me money, women and social status.

19. Those friendships that can help each other and support each other are much stronger than those friendships that are together every day just talking about eating, drinking and traveling.

20. "I... like you." "I know." "...Then how can you pretend not to know." "Haha, because I I don’t like you. ?”

21. You don’t know how boring it is to take the postgraduate entrance examination; I can't sleep at night... No one should think of themselves as the most tired. In such a society, poor people and ugly people should read more, work more and cry more.

22. The love he gives you will fade away, but the money he gives you will not depreciate.

23. It’s been 23 years! Sex is the only life I can take care of myself!

24. There is nothing wrong with this world, who made you look bad and have no money.

25. Excellent and happy people like to act coquettishly and tell others that they are not doing well here and that they are not doing well there either. Some people take it seriously and think that others cry in their BMWs every day.

26. If only I were rich or good-looking. That way, even if I have a weird personality and a bad temper, there will be people who are willing to listen to my thoughts and feelings and be friends with me.

27. ?“Those with good backgrounds and strong abilities work hard to succeed, because others may succeed. Why do we work hard?”?“To survive.?”

28. I believe that as long as I work hard, I will be successful. I was penniless when I first started working, but with hard work and diligence, not only did I no longer have zero deposits in the bank, I also successfully owed them a large amount of money.

29. Human performance in all aspects is due to talent. Regardless of whether it is intelligence, physical strength, or emotional intelligence, there are inherited genes in it. The day after tomorrow is nothing more than how well you perform. As the negative energy proverb goes: "The best you can do with all your strength may not be as good as others doing whatever they want."

30. You give your genes, and your growth environment. You gave me your social class—and you still have the nerve to complain that your children have no future.

31. When I was studying in the past, no matter how hard I tried, I could never catch up with others. Later, I tried to adjust my learning methods and asked more people. Finally, I found... It was really a question of IQ.

32. Forcibly kissing a woman to express love will usually have two results, one is sex, the other is sex. This is the difference between ***Si and Gao Fushuai.

33. I am so good that it would be a waste to fall in love with anyone, so good that no one is worthy of me, so good that I can only be kind to myself, so good that I am destined to be alone for a lifetime.

34. Bad women love men’s money and power; good women love the self-confidence, generosity, energy, and optimism that come from having money and power. Fortunately, different paths lead to the same destination.

35. Only after you work hard will you know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.

36. I am not afraid of becoming the person I hate, I am afraid of not being as good as them.

37. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are brave and handsome.

38. If you are not satisfied with your current job and feel that your career development has reached a bottleneck, then go for a higher degree. In this case, after graduation, you will understand that your previous failures It seems to have nothing to do with academic qualifications.

39. ?"Am I a green tea bitch?"?"What is a green tea bitch?"?"Just good-looking and then...?"?"You are not!?"

40 . When I first entered college, I was torn between whether I should marry a lady from a wealthy family to support me in my career, or marry a beautiful and virtuous Xiaojiabiyu and live a comfortable life. Now I realize that I really thought too much at that time. Selection of classic negative energy jokes

1. ?"Mom, I'm not talking about you. Look at that object you are looking for. It looks so ugly and you can't understand it. If I tell others that this is my son-in-law, I They all feel ashamed. ?"?..."His family has more than one billion. ?"?"Of course, people don't need to live so vainly, why do they have to care about other people's opinions? What's more? Love is inherently blind, Mom supports you!?"

2. Beautiful girls are sometimes more pitiful than ordinary girls. Men can calmly reject the emotions and body of ordinary girls, but men will deceive the emotions of beautiful girls to get her body. This is why the ancients said that beauties have a bad fate. Please feel it.

3. When excellent girls are vulnerable, such as breakup or unsatisfactory work, they will need more care than usual, so they will communicate with more people. Don't be surprised if she returns to her original circle and ignores you after she returns to normal.

4. Every time I saw young people online talking about national affairs in forums, I was worried about what they would do. Later, I found that they were also saying at the same time, "I must get up early tomorrow?", "How many more books should I read during this holiday?", and "I can't eat more?", so I felt relieved.

5. When I was young, I always lacked a correct understanding of myself. Sometimes I feel that I have extraordinary abilities and the sky is vast, and sometimes I feel that I am useless and ordinary and incompetent. When I grew up and experienced a lot, I gradually recognized myself, only to realize that I was originally useless and ordinary and incompetent.

6. My face only needs to be covered in two places to be perfect! One is the right half of my face, and the other is the left half of my face.

7. Sometimes, when others are cold to you, it may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly people.

8. After thinking about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

9. When the alarm clock rings every day, after lunch, and when you rest on weekends, your ambitions become so insignificant.

10. Lazy people can easily find all kinds of high-sounding reasons to continue sleeping or avoid moving in the face of everything. Classic negative energy and beautiful jokes

1. If a man is not handsome, he won’t go out and mess with women? If a man doesn’t have a career, will he put you first? Some women are really ***, ugly and have no money. Men are no more reliable than tall, handsome and rich men.

2. I used to make little money while kneeling, so I imitated those outstanding people and tried to stand up. As a result, my job was lost.

3. Life is like this, there are laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, and some people are mainly responsible for tears.

4. I chased my dreams. Others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. Finally, I discovered that I was really childish and ridiculous before.

5. People who don’t look good may not be good people either. It's just that due to the torture of long-term loneliness, sometimes I will be kind to others like crazy.

6. When a person’s spiritual life level exceeds his material life level, he begins to appear hypocritical.

7. Once upon a time, there was a person who accomplished nothing. After seeing too much positive energy, he finally had an epiphany one day and understood that positive energy is a scam. What is the difference between it and MLM? Or is negative energy real, which can help him understand it? Reality. From then on, he began to see negative energy, and he understood the world more deeply. Then, he still accomplished nothing.

8. The restriction of poor background is not just a platform issue. If you have a bad background, it means that your parents are not doing well. Maybe the word "no" is written in your genes.

9. All those who complain about social injustice and systems have only one sentence translated: Please give me money, women and social status!

10. Happiness is not far away from us. Our friends who are good-looking, have good families, have good brains and are positive and optimistic have nothing to do with you. Laziness is a good excuse, as if you are diligent, you can really do great things.

11. In the fierce social competition, delicate, sensitive and fragile young people are gradually eliminated in social choices. Before being eliminated, they raised their arms and shouted on SNS: happiness in life does not depend on how much money you earn

12. When I was young, I thought that rich people were domineering and had a dark heart. When I grew up, I discovered that many rich people know a lot, have rich experiences, are very serious about their work, are very generous and rational, and are easier to get along with than poor people.

13. If you know something is interesting but you can’t do it and feel frustrated, that’s okay; if you feel nothing is interesting, it should be depression.

14. I have some beautiful and educated sisters who originally had the opportunity to marry the second generation of wealthy officials, but many of them were married to those who are good-looking, have high degrees from prestigious universities, have just graduated, work in well-known foreign companies, and work overtime. Attracted by boys who work out late at night. I feel that they are motivated and have potential. Five or six years later, they were so regretful that their intestines were blue.

15. Postscript: The so-called negative energy actually tells you that this is the only way you can succeed in this life. Don’t try to change anything. You will still be a salty fish even if you turn over. The so-called positive energy tells you that Although he is so promising, there is still hope that he can turn into a more delicious salted fish.

16. If a man is not handsome, he will not go out to pick up women. If a man does not have a career, will he put you first? Men who are ugly and have no money are not more reliable than tall, handsome and rich men.

17. It is relatively simple to be in a high position but approachable, to be rich and do good deeds. It's hard to do this when you're down there.

18. There is no virtue in the world, and money is the greatest virtue; there is no talent in the world, and power is talent; there is no beauty in the world, and sex is beauty; there is no favor in the world, and interest relationships are favor; there is no humanity in the world, It is human nature to pursue profit.

19. Many young people are always confused about their world outlook and outlook on life. The crux is that I think too much and read too little.

20. The freedom and infinite possibilities in life are all illusions. Everyone is bound by social pressure, those close to them, and themselves to do what they will definitely do every day. gt; gt; gt; More exciting "most negative and funny jokes" on the next page