Idioms, catchphrases and humorous stories with distinctive expressions

Distinctive prompts, slogans, humorous stories, jokes, catch-phrases, proverbs

Prompts

Xiaocao is resting, please interrupt. !" "The grass is green, she wants to be quiet!"

"The running water doesn't come naturally, every little bit is money!" "It comes and goes in a hurry"

"Newbie Please take care of me when you hit the road."

Advertising slogan:

Dongfeng Motor: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and there must be Dongfeng Motor on the road. China Mobile: "Communication starts from the heart"

Fiyta: Once you own it, you have no choice. Huili Group: Build a small home for everyone, and the Huili family will be unforgettable.

Shanghai Science and Technology City, life is wonderful because of wisdom, and technology makes dreams come true. True. Lime Factory: Starting from scratch

Lu Xun’s humorous story of language

Lu Xun had two nannies at home. For some reason, he couldn’t stand the noise all day long and became ill. Fallen. A little girl next door asked: "Mr. Da, why don't you stop them?" Lu Xun said with a smile: "The reason they had a quarrel was because they were angry with each other. Even if they suppressed it temporarily, the anger in their hearts could not be suppressed, and they would probably suffer from insomnia. Instead of three or two people suffering from insomnia, it would be better to let I can't sleep alone. "

Language Jokes in Ancient and Modern Times

1. Once upon a time, a man wanted to treat a guest, and there were four guests. After the three guests arrived, the host said: "The ones who are supposed to come are not coming! The first guest thought: "If I don't come, it means I shouldn't come!" " Then he walked away. When the host saw it, he thought that the first guest had misunderstood him, so he immediately said: "It's time to leave, don't leave! The second guest thought to himself: "If you don't leave when you should leave, it obviously means that I should leave!" "So he also walked away. When the master saw it, he became even more anxious and said in a hurry: "I'm not talking about the two of them! "The result can be imagined.

2. Escape in batches

A certain army captured a prisoner of war during the war. Later, he contracted a disease and his left hand rotted. He asked the enemy to send his left hand back to his homeland. The enemy was moved and did so. Soon his right hand also rotted, and he also asked for his left leg to be amputated. This time, when he asked to send his legs back to his motherland, he was refused. He didn't understand and asked the enemy why it was possible the first two times but not this time. The enemy said solemnly: "We suspect that you are staging it in a planned manner. Escape in batches. ”

Essays and proverbs with distinctive expressions:

The cotton store is on fire - no bullets (talk) A toad yawns - such a loud tone

Zhu Bajie puts down the rake - not serving the monkey (waiting), learns to play the wind at the age of eighty - out of breath

Cannons in the middle of the night - a blockbuster boiled yellow lotus with rock sugar - share the joys and sorrows

Life should be like a candle, always bright from the top to the end - Xiao Chunu

A person who can think is truly a person with boundless power. Balzac

You must treat others with sincerity, and others will reciprocate with sincerity - Li Ka-shing

If you don't move forward, you won't know how far you have to go; if you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth.

An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.

Iron is made by beating, but horses are made by riding.

Prodigals spend money like dung. , Xing family cherishes excrement like gold