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Taking a bath in the big pool, I feel twice as cool. What happened in the bathhouse that embarrassed you?

There are many happy things in the big bathhouses in the northeast. People crowded for fun and washed for health. Everything has advantages and disadvantages. Count the embarrassing things that happened in the big bathhouse in those years. Some people scramble for territory, some people wash clothes with big pots, some people faint after washing for too long, and some even peep.

1. Do you need to grab territory to take a bath in the big bathhouse?

A few years ago, going to the big bathhouse to take a bath needed to grab territory. If you go late, you will have no place to take a bath. You need to squeeze in with others with a smiling face. Look at people's faces. If they are happy, they will let you wash here for the time being. If they are unhappy, you can only find another place. Therefore, it is particularly important to take a bath in a big bathhouse and grab territory. When I was young, in order to take a bath, I had to grab the territory without eating, and I also enjoyed the joy after the success of grabbing the territory. From a distance, rows of white towels are hung on the shower head, which is an honor, occupying a place for yourself, colleagues and friends, and it is also a means of connecting feelings. ?

2. The aunts moved the laundry room to the big bathhouse?

I used to take a bath in the big bathhouse of my unit. Water is free, just wash it. Aunties are often the last to come out. It's not how long it takes aunts to take a bath, but how hard it is for them to wash all the clothes of the whole family, not only in the bathhouse, but also in the laundry room. Sometimes, aunts will hold the shower head and never give up. They will wash all the eldest, second, third and fourth children in the family, and then wash them themselves. Finally, they will start washing a large basin of clothes, and the real washing and brushing will begin. ?

3, washing time is too long, wash yourself dizzy?

Some people go to the big bathhouse for too long and don't eat. There are many people inside and the temperature is high, which leads to syncope. However, there is no need to worry about this situation. People are particularly United, and more cooks will definitely put this syncope aside, pinch people, pat their heads with cold water, make a hullabaloo about, and it will be very lively. Finally, he succeeded in waking up a man who fainted in the shower. ?

In those years, many things happened in the bathhouse, both good and bad. People who like to peep will always hide in the dark and do something shameful. When someone reports a bad guy, the people in the security office are busy. We must catch him in the sky to ensure everyone's safety. I miss the past and think about the days when I went to the big bathhouse. It was also so warm. ?