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I saw a joke like this online and I wonder what his answer is? Can anyone help me take a look?
The big rabbit is sick,
The second rabbit takes a look,
The third rabbit buys medicine,
The fourth rabbit suffers,
Five rabbits died,
Six rabbits carried them,
Seven rabbits dug holes,
Eight rabbits buried them,
Nine The rabbit sat on the ground and cried.
Ten rabbit asked him why he was crying?
Nine rabbit said,
The fifth rabbit will never come back!
But this nursery rhyme is not about the impermanence of life. I saw a bloody dispute in this ancient nursery rhyme. This was a murder plot.
1. First of all, metaphorizing people into animals is a common technique used by literati. And people have classes. The so-called big rabbit is of course the people with the highest status and class (that is, the ruling class). The big rabbit is sick. To cure its disease, we must do whatever it takes, even sacrificing a rabbit for medicine.
2. The big rabbit was sick, but the five rabbits died suddenly. Apparently they were made into medicine.
3. "Buying medicine" is actually a slang term, because in fact it only requires some simple herbs, mainly medicinal herbs, so "buying medicine" refers to killing the rabbits used to make medicinal herbs. Three Rabbits is a killer.
4. Why is Wutu the one who makes medicine? Because it is the doctor who decides which rabbit is suitable for medicine, and the second rabbit is the doctor.
5. It can be inferred that the second rabbit borrowed a knife to kill the fifth rabbit and killed the fifth rabbit. What is the understanding between them? Maybe it was a love killing because of a female rabbit.
6. Who is the female rabbit? Think about it, women love to cry, so Jiu Tu is a female rabbit. Jiu Tu also knows the truth, so she cries because she loves Wu Tu.
7. "Six rabbits are lifted", this is obviously a bad sentence. How to lift a rabbit? He was obviously carried, because he was dead, so he was carried. The two rabbits who carried him then dug a hole and the other buried the body. That's right, it was seven or eight rabbits that carried him!
8. Were the six rabbits killed by the seven or eight rabbits? No, he was killed by the killer three rabbits. Three Rabbits didn't want to kill him. Five Rabbits and Six Rabbits had a very good relationship. They happened to be together at the time and joined forces to resist, so Three Rabbits killed them together.
9. After analyzing the last point, it may be redundant. What happened was that during the fight between the three rabbits and the five and six rabbits, they attracted the seven and eight rabbits. When Wuliu was killed, Santu had no strength, and Qiba was usually very obedient and would not tell the truth. So Three Rabbits let go of Seven and Eight Rabbits, and asked them to carry Six Rabbits away and bury them. At first glance, Qi Ba saw that his life had been saved, but it had happened anyway and was irreversible, so he had no choice but to act accordingly.
Postscript 1: Looking back at Article 5, love killing is not something that can be guessed casually. Looking at the overall situation, Ertu has a high position, but even so, there is something he cannot get, and that is true love. So the reason why he killed Wu Tu was probably because of this, and Wu Tu was upright and should have often been against him, so he had the murderous intention.
Postscript 2: In fact, Wutu died miserably because Ertu was crazy jealous of him and didn't want him to become a normal man.
Besides, the emperor took the pharmacist's medicine and indulged in excessive debauchery. Everyone should know where he is weakest. As the saying goes, what you eat is what you eat. In fact, the part where Wutu was made into medicine should be...
(opposite) Supplement to the literary reasoning:)
Referring to the above reasoning repeatedly, I feel that there are still some problems:
(1) As a complete story, there must be a causal relationship. This story has There was an effect (that is, love killing, discussed below), but there was no cause, so it seemed incomplete. Why did the big rabbit get sick? Did being sick for no reason trigger the following murders? Obviously not.
(2) From a strict logical point of view, the appearance of all characters (rabbits) in this story are related, and there is a causal relationship (motivation) between each rabbit arranged in sequence, such as: Big Rabbit And the second rabbit, the second rabbit and the third rabbit. The third rabbit and the fourth rabbit (this has been roughly explained above, I will not go into it further), but do you think that the appearance of 10 rabbits seems insignificant in this logic? , that is, the story can end naturally without the 10 rabbits, so the motivation of the 10 rabbits in this logic seems pale.
Conclusion:
Based on the above inference, we have ignored The focus of this story is 10 Rabbits. Why does he appear in this story? Is it just to elicit a sentence from 9 Rabbits? Wrong, this is a premeditated murder case, and 10 Rabbits is the mastermind of this case ( Not 2 Rabbits), all other Rabbits are pawns in his overall plan. The process of the crime is roughly as follows:
(1) 10 Rabbits like 9 Rabbits, 9 Rabbits do not like him
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(2)5 Rabbit and 9 Rabbit like each other
(3)10 Rabbit is jealous
(4)10 Rabbit is the most trusted person around Big Rabbit, and He knows the relationship between other rabbits very well (that is to say, he knows very well what will happen to the big rabbit if he gets sick), (for example, 10 rabbits are like staying in worship, and the big rabbit is Kangxi)
(5)5 Rabbit is also a powerful person in the court, and 10 Rabbit cannot deal with him casually. (Just like the Shang Dynasty Prime Minister in the list of gods)
(6) So 10 Rabbit makes the big rabbit sick. (probably a chronic poison), and everything happened as mentioned above...
So, the main thread throughout this story is 10 Rabbits, he is the protagonist of this story The ending is also the main reason for this story, so that this logic seems to be seamless. The name of the story is one of the thirty-six strategies: killing someone with a borrowed knife!
Thinking of this, looking at the faint sunshine today, listening to the story The children were still singing this nursery rhyme with dried blood to themselves, and before they knew it, goosebumps fell all over the floor. . . .
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