Hellokitty joke

W: You used to have a girlfriend? Man: ten years of life and death are two boundless, and I forgot without thinking. Woman: Dead? How did you die? M: At the end of my tether, there are thunder in winter and rain and snow in summer. Woman: Oh, it's a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years? Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black. Female; Alas, it's not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me? Man: Suddenly, it's like the spring breeze at night, blowing open the petals of ten thousand pear trees. Woman: (blushing) Is it that good? M: dross is not the essence of beauty, but painting is the spirit. Woman: Flatterer-do you have an ideal? Man: If he becomes Ling at the age of 20, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being her husband. W: What about you ... think about love? Man: But through these clouds, how can I know which corner of the mountain it is facing? . W: Do you like reading? Man: there are twelve volumes of the art of war, with the name of the Lord on them! Woman: Is this cow blowing too hard? You are so talented, why are you still single? Man: Sister-in-law is not married. Lotus seed knows how difficult it is. W: (laughs) If, I mean if, I promise to marry you, what will you do to me? Man: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot! W: Can you promise not to be attracted to other women? Man: Any trouble will cause trouble. My concubine has a deep heart. W: I trust you for the time being, but I'm going to study in America. could you wait for me ？ M: After so many years, it should be a beautiful day in name only. Woman: But ... Man: Alone on the fence, infinite. It's easier to see when it's not! Female: But ... Male: Looking at my husband, the river is long and turns to stone, and I don't look back! Female; Ok, ok, I'm afraid you ... married woman: after so long marriage, are you still thinking about your ex-girlfriend? M: once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber. Woman: Then why did you marry me? Man: I don't know the guests in my dreams, but I want to have fun in the afternoon. W: Too many. We are at least husband and wife. Man: husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster comes. What do you think of our marriage? Man: I woke up and looked at the Chu towel several times, but I was still chilling in my dream! W: Is it that bad? Didn't you say your first impression of me ... man: a beautiful woman is like a spring palace, with only partridges flying around. Woman: That's not true, is it? You should ... man: You used to be dirty and boastful, but now you are extravagant. Woman: All along, my friends wrote to tell me that I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect it to be true! M: What I got from paper felt superficial, and I never knew it needed to be done. W: Where did all your original dreams go? Man: Let's change the floating name to singing in a low voice. Woman: (misty-eyed) You, didn't you promise a piece of Bing Xin? Man: I can't bear to see this thing. It was burnt to ashes. Woman: Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by relatives and friends and reviled by future generations? Man: I'd rather die holding a fragrant branch than being blown into the north wind. W: Should I agree to break up? Man: Broke up or brothers, why do you have to be flesh and blood relatives? Woman: OK, great!

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