Ask the etiquette stories around you. It'd better be funny.

A teenager ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " "I saw a light in the sky and a voice:" Not necessarily, you picked up a big stone on the ground and smashed the leader to death. "So the boy picked up the biggest stone on the ground and slammed it at the chief, just killing him. All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other, and then a voice fell from the sky: "Now you are really dead. "There is a child who doesn't like learning very much. No matter how good the teacher is, he just won't listen. Finally, his mother's friend told his mother, "There is a church school over there where nuns give lectures. Nuns are very caring and patient. Please send him there to try. " His mother sent him to church and went home. When my son came back from school, he immediately ran upstairs to do his homework and studied hard until 1 1 p.m. His mother was surprised. Why did he study so hard this time? He went to ask him, "Why do you study so hard? "Is it because the nun has patience? No, is it because nuns have love? No. What was that? Mom, you are so stupid. When you took me into the church, I saw a cross on the wall outside the door and this man was tied to it. I thought to myself: other schools are pretending, and this school is really playing. There is a country called Japan, and their national flag is like a used sanitary napkin! One day, Confucius traveled eastward and saw a beautiful woman. He pulled her out of the shade and pulled out an unknown thing. The beauty said, what is this? Confucius said: This is a family heirloom! The beauty said: it's so cool! Confucius said: it hurts! The beauty said: Where does it hurt? Confucius said: the pain is that the chicken (penis) is broken! This is a real joke that happened around me. Several colleagues are chatting in the office. A male colleague stood up to go out, accidentally brought the chair cushion down and fell to the ground. An elder sister in the same room helped to pick up the chair cushions on the floor and said in a complaining tone. Your gay asses are hooked. You took all the mats off. Actually, I know what big sister means, but I'm joking with big sister. You said that our gay asses are all grooved. Whose ass is grooved? Everyone's ass is cracked, don't you think, big sister? I am watching my sister's smile. Homophonic jokes and colleagues are on a business trip in other places, and local colleagues are hospitable. That night, they held a banquet in a private room in characteristic hotel. After sitting down, a dozen men and women have been chatting, and only one person is ordering. After ordering, I asked everyone's opinion: "The food is ready. Do you have anything to add? "In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the waitress to quote the name of the dish we ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said, "Miss, report it. "Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened." Miss, report it! "Dude, it's a little urgent. Miss's face is flushed, but there is still no movement. What? You didn't hear me when I told you to report it? "Dude, it's really urgent. A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, please report one by one, ah." The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?" "poof! "A female colleague just took a long drink of tea and sprayed it all on the avant-garde. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss. It's time to serve Let's have a mixed face lift first. A large plate of thin face was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. Miss didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be unhappy and asking the young lady: "What should I do?" The young lady said quietly, "Suit yourself." "What do you say?" "How do you want to mix?" "What do you usually do here?" "Why don't I help you mix?" "good." I saw the young lady holding chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, quickly pouring several dishes of vegetables and sauces on the rapier and stirring them with several brushes. Then he said to his buddy, "Sir, you can eat. "The buddy stared at the plate with his eyes for a long time without talking, and another colleague said" thank you "to the lady for him. The main course is served-roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously. Click is a bite, and he eats and drinks. The young lady looked at it and said, "Sir, this should be dipped." The elder brothers looked puzzled at the young lady and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it." The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb and clicked again. The young lady hurried over and asked, "Do you need anything, sir?" "ah? No. ""Then please sit down and eat. " Buddy muttered and sat down, looking at everyone, and said in dismay. Carefully hold the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite. The young lady added, "Sir, you should dip this." Buddy stood up, waved a leg of lamb and shouted angrily, "You have to eat standing, sit down and eat how!"! " ? The table is full and the leaders are here. The house was full of greetings. The waitress next to the party is beautiful, new, inexperienced and quite nervous. Everyone sat down, and someone called, "Miss, tea!" " Miss hurried forward and pointed: "1 3333333333333"

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