Classic quotations from "Sword and Sword III"

1. Sedum: You think you are a dentist in white clothes

2. Sedum: My name is Sedum, the scenery of Sedum, the sky of Sedum

3. Sedum: I swear? If I don’t keep my promise, I won’t be able to marry a wife? I won’t be able to give birth to a son... (If I can’t marry one, I can marry two. The son is My wife gave birth, not me? Haha)

4. Zhao Wuyan: Do you know how old I am this year?

Jingtian Xuejian: (I don’t know how much to say)... Zhao Wuyan: I am 30 years old, hahahahaha, can’t you tell? Hahahahahaha

Sedum Xuejian: I can’t tell, I really can’t tell.

7. The fox demon asked Sedum to choose between Xuejian and Nightshade. (One died, the other lived)

After Sedum struggled, he said, "I choose Xuejian."

Xuejian was overjoyed

Sedum added, "I Choose her to die."

Xue Jian...

8. Jingtian: Seeking death is a solemn and solemn thing for you, the eldest daughter of the Tang family. This is her first, last, and only time, because after she dies, she is gone. So, we have to send her off to the west quietly, quietly, and quietly

9. The Demon Sword kept following Jingtian, and Jingtian was very annoyed

So he said: "You are already called Jian, why are you following others so cheaply?"

10. Jingtian and his party are preparing to go to Fengdu

Sedum Xue saw Nightshade Solanum and turned around to leave

Maoshan asked Changqing: "Should we go faster by walking or flying with a sword?" "Quickly?"

Changqing: "Of course it's Yujian Kuai"

Maoshan: "Then why do we have to walk?"

Changqing: " I don’t know either.”

11. Maoshan: Master Xu, can you feel that I am a little scared?

Chang Qing: I can definitely feel your fear.

12. Jingtian: This woman, the noisier the better. I think your house is big enough. Her business alone can equal the voices of 10 people. It’s lively and lively enough.

13. Xuejian: If a person is born with extraordinary abilities and can do anything easily, of course he is not a hero. Only a person who will be injured and scared will try his best to Do one thing to be considered a hero.

14. Inside the Demon Locking Tower:

Sedum: Is he a human?

Monster: Yes!

Sedum: How can a person live for three hundred years? If he really lived, he would become a human monster!

15. Taoist Priest Qingwei: Everything is possible. . . ?(Spoke for Li Ning...)

16.Although everyone knows that you are shameless and naive, you don’t need to remind us every day

17. Xuejian: You must like me I will like you sooner

Sedum: That’s not necessarily the case

Xuejian: No, it must be like this

18. Sedum: Okay Beautiful snow

Xue Jian: Yes, but the snow will melt soon after it falls on the ground.

(Xuejian turned his head)

Xuejian: What are you looking at me for?

Sedum: I’m talking about you.

Xue Jian (smiling shyly, burying her head in Sedum’s arm): You are so disgusting, haha.

19. "Cai Ya, what I saw when I looked up must be..."

"It's the sky, it's me."

"You..."

"I like you, I really like you."

"Then how much do you like me?"

"A steady stream, and my nose "It's so disgusting~"

"Yes, you didn't just meet me today. I was already disgusted when you first met me." ."

"Disgusting~" (kicking)

"Why are you still so domineering?" (covering legs)

"Don't you just like me being domineering? ?"

"Maybe, I started to like you since you were domineering."

"No, maybe"

"Okay. Okay, definitely."

"Also, you will like me sooner than I will like you."

"That's not necessarily the case.

"

"No, it must be like this! "(Coquettishly)

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is fine. ”

20. Xuejian: Thank you, Emperor Tian.

Singtian: Why thank you? There is already Xiyao in the God Realm. You don’t even know what kind of fruit you are. Why don’t you stay? What are you doing?

Xue Jian: I haven’t finished my words yet. I want to say thank you first and then refuse. This is called polite refusal.

21. Yun Ting: What is your surname?

Jingtian: What is your surname: Jing? Your name is Tian

Yun: If you don’t mind, please come and sit in my humble house.

Tian: I don’t dislike it

22. Jingtian: Shushan, Shushan, I am Jingtian, please answer if you hear me

23. Jingtian said to Xue Jian the little maid beside him : The little bitch next to a bitch

24. Xuejian said to Jingtian: It turns out that you are quite lovable when you are not annoying

Sedum said: Nonsense. When you hate people? Someone likes you? Yeah

25. Sedum: "Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, if I'm not angry, am I still a human being?"

26. What is Tao? The so-called Tao. .

27. Chonglou: I love her but I can’t take her heart away because her heart is mine

28. Jingtian: Whether it’s a human or a monster, as long as it’s a mother, it’s troublesome. ..

29. Dear students from Shushan? I’m asking you to take your time.

30. Isn’t she just closer to Sedum?

Didn’t they just know each other for such a long time?

Isn’t she just prettier than me?

She has a better figure than me?

Wear better clothes Do you have less clothes than me?

Let me tell you? I’m not angry at all? I don’t care at all

31. Jingjing: Don’t touch my head, I won’t grow taller< /p>

32. Five elders: Non-disciples of the sect are not allowed to enter the Demon Locking Tower. Chang crosses: Then please ask the leader to expel me from Shushan... (Look carefully, I am a disciple of the sect and not a disciple of the sect...)< /p>

33. After Zixuan wakes up:

Xuejian: Sister Zixuan, you are awake

Sedum: You are awake

Zixuan: Thank you that day.

Sedum: Well, you’re welcome. My name is not that day, my name is Jingtian

34. Jingtian said Xuejian: Don’t. Pig eyes look down upon others

35. Sedum: Your brother, is he a Sedum that can reach heaven and earth, omnipotent? Jing Daxia

Xuejian: What about Jingtian and Daxia? Two words, to me, are like the sun and the moon. When did you see the sun and the moon appear at the same time?

36. Steward of the Tang family: You are humiliating our eldest daughter, the Tang family. All of us in the Tang family.

Jingtian: This, that and that, even if I want to molest you, I don’t have to molest all of you.

37.? Jingtian (to Maomao): Why does your mouth smell so bad?

Maomao: I just ate two sweet potatoes.

Sedum raised his feet.

Sedum: Using odor to eliminate odor.

Maomao: Boss, you are still the best!

38. It seems that you have a strong tone.

Sedum: Sorry, I grew up eating garlic.

39. Jingtian asked the waiter: How did you get in?

The waiter replied: I opened the door and came in...

It's cold...? Hahaha

40. Maoshan: Sensing? My boss and I feel the same way. Every time we finish a meal, we feel the same as if we have never eaten...

41. Nightshade: The most beautiful thing in the world is called hope, the hope of victory, but when Hope has not been realized, and all that is left is despair..

42. When locking the demon tower?

Sedum: The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return.

Xuejian: What are you talking about

Sedum: I am uneducated

43. Taoist Priest Qingwei: Do you know how to truly love someone? What should I do?

If you truly love someone, you must never enter his or her life.

You must not interfere with the other person, nor allow the other person to be confused by the obsession with love

To truly love someone, you should let the other person be free,

to fulfill the other person, so that he will never be bound

to achieve his ideals without any worries

Be influenced by the truth and fulfill his own mission

To truly love someone, you have to let go

44. After Jingtian confessed to Xuejian, he has been jealous of Yunting, He said that he was not good, and then Changqing said that Yun Ting was very good. He built a school, engaged in health and education in Leizhou. . .

45. Sedum: I don’t understand! ? Xu's subordinates, do you understand?

Chang Qing: I’m starting to get a little clueful.

Sedum: Then tell me, how do they understand each other?

Chang Qing: It was obvious that they were attracted to each other from the beginning.

Sedum: No way! Are you attracted to each other as soon as you meet?

Chang Qing: Brother Jing, this type is the most sensitive. Although they cannot see each other, they can still sense each other.

Sedum: Why do I think she is ordinary? What's so special?

Chang Qing: Brother Jing, maybe it is extremely ordinary to you, but for many people, including me, I find it very attractive.

Sedum: Why do you think she is attractive? !

Chang Qing: Of course, it is crystal clear, its whole body is emitting light, and it is full of power. How fascinating it is.

Sedum: You, you beast, how do you know that she is crystal clear and radiating light? Don't you like Zixuan? Why are you getting together with the Pig Woman again? What's going on between you and Mrs. Pig?

Chang Qing: Pig Woman... I'm talking about the Thunder Lingzhu! (In Leizhou)

46. I really can’t bear to lose to such an ugly guy

47. Do you think you are a crab that turns red when cooked?

48. Jingtian said: "Little guy, don't think that I am handsome, so you only save me? You must have a fraternal heart and save everyone? Are you obedient?" If you don’t listen, I’ll eat you.”

49. Jingtian: I’m sorry... Xuejian...? Sister Zixuan and I agreed to enter the Demon Locking Tower to retrieve the Demon Suppressing Sword, so that the leader can restrain himself. Evil Sword Immortal, I have helped Shushan and Brother Xu. Then I will sell it to you at a low price. Whether it is revenge or seclusion, I will listen to you no matter what. I promised you the same. Not forgotten. ?

Xue Jian: Humph! Even if you have a conscience, you still remember what you promised me...? You sell it at a low price and I buy it at a low price. It's so disgusting! Did I say I wanted you? ?

Sedum: It doesn’t matter if you want it or not! Anyway, I decided to sell it shamelessly.

50. Jing: You love Zixuan!

Mao: I love chicken butts!

Jing: Zixuan loves you!

Mao: Chicken butt loves me!

51. Jing: Why are your clothes different from mine?

Shushan Disciple: The clothes are the same, the only difference is the people...

(Prosperity is dead)

52. Scene : The chicken head and chicken butt belong to you, and the rest belongs to me.

Maomao: Why do I eat the chicken head and chicken butt every time, and you eat the meat? You eat the skin of the steamed buns and I eat the skin.

Jing: I can’t help it, this is the rule. Why, you think it’s too much? Give me too many chicken butts.

Maomao: Not much, not much.

53. Jingtian: Tang Xuejian, listen to me, you are my pig mother-in-law, you are my woman, I will not allow you to decide your life like this!

Xue Jian: "I don't care about Heaven, just treat it as I am just for you, okay?)

Sedum: "Then I would rather you not love me

Sedum:

The thief still beats people, but you have been upgraded to a robber~~~~~~~~~~?

My name is Jingtian , the scenery of the scenery, the sky of the sky. . . . ?

When everything is over, I will sell myself to you cheaply, whether it is revenge or seclusion. In short, what I promised you has been hopeless!!!?

Jingjing: "I told you not to touch your head, you won't grow taller."?

Jing: Hello! Are you being unreasonable? If you said you wanted to fight, I would fight with you. Now that I win, there must be some luck, right? I need you?

It’s not too much to help! They even say they are friends! ?

Zhong: Be able to speak well and stay true to your profession! snort! There you go! ?

Jing: That’s a promise! ……Thanks! I’ll treat you to a drink another day!