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Scenes describing fights in martial arts novels
generation master who has both ability and political integrity and is renowned for his reputation. Is it reasonable to take turns to do it?" This man's voice is high, and everyone can still hear clearly in the noise
Chu. Taozhi Xiandao: "Have both ability and political integrity, and have a good reputation? I think there are only a few masters of Fang Zheng, the abbot of Lin Temple, who are qualified for this eight-character test. " Every time the Six Immortals in Taogu talk, everyone laughs, and no one thinks they are the same thing < P >. But at this moment, when Taozhixian mentions the name of Master Fang Zheng, in an instant, thousands of people on the top of Songshan Mountain are silent.
Master Fang Zheng's martial arts is high-powered, compassionate and chivalrous, and he has always upheld justice in disputes in Wulin. He has been admired by people for decades, and Shaolin
Sect is extremely powerful and the first sect in Wulin. The words "having both ability and political integrity, enjoying a good reputation" are added to him, and
no one has any objection. TaoGen fairy said loudly, "The abbot of Shaolin Temple, is it considered that he has both ability and political integrity, and his reputation is always known as < P >?" Thousands of people replied in unison: "Forget it!" Taogen Fairy said, "Well, that's what everyone says, and everyone expects it. Compared with us
, the Six Immortals in Taogu are popular, which proves that the master is popular, which is more popular. That being the case, Master Fang Zheng will be appointed as the head of the Wuyue < P > Sect. "
Many people in Songshan School and Taishan School cried out, "Nonsense! Master Fang Zheng is the head of Shaolin Sect. < P > What does it have to do with our Wuyue Sect? " Taozhi Xiandao: "Just now, the old man said that he wanted to invite an elder master with both ability and political integrity, who is renowned as < P >, and I finally found one. Isn't this master of Fang Zheng both ability and political integrity? Isn't
famous? Isn't it a superior person? According to what you said, Fang Zheng's master has no virtue, no talent and no fame. His old man's house < P > is a junior? Really hang it all! Who dares to say that and doesn't want him to be the leader? I, the Six Immortals of Taogu, will fight him desperately. "
Tao Ganxian said, "Master Fang Zheng has been the head of the Shaolin Sect for more than ten years, so has the head of the Wuyue Sect. Why can't he be the head of the Wuyue Sect?"? Have the Wuyue School surpassed the Shaolin School today? Who dares to say that Master Fang Zheng < P > can't be the leader and is not worthy to be the leader? "
Yu Jizi of Taishan School frowned and said, "The master of Fang Zheng is respected by everyone, but today we are electing the head of Wuyue School.". Master Fang Zheng is a distinguished guest. How can you pull his old man together? "
Tao Ganxian said, "Master Fang Zheng can't be the head of Wuyue Sect. According to you, it's because Shaolin Sect has nothing to do with Wuyue Sect.
"Yuji said," Exactly. " Taogan Fairy said, "Why is the Shaolin School irrelevant to the Wuyue School? I said it matters a lot!
which five schools are the Wuyue School? " "Your Excellency knows perfectly well past asking," said Yuji. Wuyue School is the five schools of Songshan, Taishan, Huashan, Heng < P > Mountain and Hengshan. "
The Peach Blossom Fairy and the Peach Immortal Fairy said in unison, "Wrong, wrong! Zuo Lengchan said that after the merger of Wuyue Sword School, the names of Songshan School and Taishan School no longer exist. Why did you bring up the names of the five schools again? " Tao Ye Xian said, "It shows that he is obsessed with the original Sect of < P >, and he is crazy about it. Whenever he has the chance, he will try to restore it. He wants to smash a good Sect of Wuyue, rebuild the glory of the Sect of Mount Tai < P >, and then improve the reputation of the peak." Many people in the crowd laughed out loud and thought, "Don't watch the Six Immortals of Peach Valley
go crazy, but as long as someone makes a mistake, they will catch them immediately and never get away." They didn't know that since the six immortals in Taogu were able to speak at the age of two or three, they have been arguing with each other, focusing on the loopholes in their brothers' speech. They have been accustomed to learning
for decades, and with six heads and six mouths open together, how can others be his six brothers' opponents? Jade Jizi's face turned blue and red for a while, only saying, "It's bad luck to have you six treasures in Wuyue Sect." Peach Blossom Fairy said, "When you say that the Wuyue Sect is unlucky, you look down on the Wuyue Sect and don't want to pretend to be among the Wuyue Sect." Taoshi Fairy said, "We started the Wuyue Sect on the first
day, so you cursed him and said he was unlucky. In the future, the Wuyue Sect will open its doors wide, and it will be proud of itself in the Wulin. It will join hands with
Shaolin and Wudang and become a big sect admired by people in Jianghu. Taoist Yuji, why don't you be kind and say such unlucky things today? " Taoye Xiandao said, "It shows that Taoist Yuji is in Wuyue Mountain and his heart is in Taishan Mountain. I only hope that Wuyue School can't start the school, and he will fall off a somersault on the first day. How can I tolerate him with such care?"
People who learn martial arts in Jianghu live a life of licking their blood on a knife. This auspicious omen is the most taboo. Everyone thinks it's reasonable to hear what Tao
Gu Liuxian said. It's really wrong for Yuji to say that the Wuyue Sect is unlucky on this good day. Even Zuo Lengchan's heart is quite dissatisfied with this statement of Jade Jade Carver. Jade Jizi knew that she had said something wrong, but now she was silent and secretly < P > annoyed.
Tao gan-xian said, "I said the Shaolin Sect was related to Songshan Mountain, but Taoist Yuji said it was not. Is it related or not? Are you right
or am I right? " Jade Ji said angrily, "If you like to talk about it, you can count it as relevant." "Ha,
nothing in the world can lift a word," Taogan Fairy said. Which mountain is Shaolin Temple in? Which mountain is the Songshan Sect just in? " Peach Blossom
Xiandao: "Shaolin School is in Shaoshi Mountain, Songshan School is in Taishi Mountain, and Shaoshi is in Taishi Mountain. They all belong to Songshan Mountain, don't they? Why say less
Lin school has nothing to do with Songshan? " This sentence is not a strong argument, and the heroes nodded together.
Taozhi Xiandao: "Mr. Shi Cai Yue said that the merger of various factions can reduce the disputes among the sects in the Jianghu. That's why he agreed to
the merger of the five sects. He added that each faction can choose to be similar in martial arts or geographically adjacent and seek mutual merger. When it comes to the proximity of the earth, there is nothing beyond Shaolin and Songshan. The two sects are in the same mountain. If the Shaolin School and the Songshan School don't merge, then
Mr. Yue's speech is afraid of being a bit close ... let go of that ... a kind of anger. "
The crowd laughed when they heard him forcibly hold back the word "fart", but they all felt that the merger of Shaolin and Song
Mountain was inconceivable, but what Tao Zhixian said was also reasonable, and it was inferred from Yue Buqun's previous
truth. Ling Huchong secretly marveled: "The Six Immortals in Taogu are good at catching faults in other people's words, but < P > I don't think they can say these words. But I don't know who is reminding me? "
Tao gan-xian said, "Master Fang Zheng is widely expected. Originally, everyone wanted to ask his old man to be the head of the Wuyue Sect. Only
people suggested that Fang Zheng's master did not belong to the Five Mountains School. Then all it takes is for Shaolin and Wuyue Sect to merge and become a Shaolin Wuyue Sect, and
Master Fang Zheng can become the head of this new Sect. " Taogen Fairy said, "Exactly. In today's world, there is nothing anyone can do to find a more suitable head like Master Zheng. " Taoshi Fairy said, "I, the Six Immortals of Taogu, have obeyed the Master Fang Zheng. < P > Is there anyone else who refuses?" Peach Blossom Fairy said, "If anyone refuses to accept it, you might as well come forward and compete with my Six Immortals in Peach Valley. After winning the Six Immortals in Taogu, you might as well compete with Master Fang Zheng again. Defeated the master of Fang Zheng, and then competed with many masters of the Shaolin School, such as Dharma < P > Hall, Luohantang Hall, Discipline Academy and Tibetan Classics Pavilion. After winning the Shaolin School Dharma Hall, Luohan Hall,
Discipline Academy and the Sutra Pavilion, you can compete with wu-tang clan's Chongxu Taoist again ... "Taoshi Xiandao:
" Brother Wu, how can you compete with wu-tang clan's Chongxu Taoist? " Peach Blossom Fairy said, "wu-tang clan and the two masters of the Shaolin School are close friends, sharing honor and disgrace. Someone has defeated the master of the Shaolin Sect's Fang Zheng. Is there any reason why wu-tang clan's Chongxu Taoist priest doesn't
stand out? " Tao Ye Xian said, "Exactly, it's exactly right. We defeated the head of wu-tang clan, Chong Xu, and then we will compete with the Six Immortals of Taogu." Taogen Fairy said, "Hey, he has already competed with the Six Immortals of Taogu. Why should he compete again?" Tao Ye Xian said, "We lost the first time. Are the Six Immortals of Taogu willing to give up? Naturally, I'm obsessed with
and beaten badly, and I'm haunted by the ghost. Let's compete with those smelly bastards again. " When the crowd heard this, they all laughed. Some people cheered in strange voices, while others joined in the booing. Yu Jizi was so angry that he couldn't restrain himself any longer. He jumped out, put his hand on the hilt of the sword and shouted, "Peach Valley < P > Six Monsters, I, Jade Jizi, just refuse to accept it. I want to compete with you." Taogen Fairy said, "We are all under the command of the Five Mountains. Isn't it killing each other if we start fighting?" "You talk too much. God hates ghosts," said Yuji. Under the Wuyue Sect,
without you six people, everyone is happy to have cool eyes and clean ears. " "Good," said the dried peach fairy. "You put your hand on the hilt of the sword, and your heart < P > is in danger. You just want to pull out your sword, wipe it six times, and chop off our six brothers' heads?" Yujizi snorted
, giving him a default, and his eyes were more murderous. Taozhi Fairy said, "Today, my five sects merged. On the first day, you Taishan Sect < P > killed the six masters of Hengshan Sect. How can the Wuyue Sect be said that Qi Xin will work together and help each other?"
Yuji thought this was true. If these six people are killed today, I am afraid that there will be endless disputes in the future. Someone in Hengshan Sect is bound to
avenge his six brothers. Now, he choked back his anger and said, "Since you know that you want Qi Xin to work together and help each other, then
you can't talk nonsense that hinders the overall situation." Draw the long sword out of its scabbard, brush it, and return it to its scabbard.
Taoye Xiandao: "What if it's a good word that is beneficial to the future of Guangda Wuyue Sect and all the Wulin colleagues?" Yuji
sneered, "Hum, I'm afraid you can't say that!" Peach Blossom Fairy said, "Who will be the head of the Wuyue Sect?
Is this matter closely related to the future of our Sect and the fortunes of my fellow Wulin? My six brothers earnestly tried to recommend a senior expert to be the head of the company, but you were always selfish. You wanted the
person who gave you 3,2 gold and four beautiful women to be the head of the company. " Yuji was furious and shouted, "Nonsense! Who said someone gave me 3,2 gold and four beautiful women? " Peach Blossom Fairy said, "Well, I said the wrong number, and there are some, not 3,2, but 4,2. If there are not four
beauties, then there are either three or five. Who gave it to you? Don't you know? Who do you want to recommend as the leader is
who gave it to you. "
with a brush, Yuji drew his long sword and shouted, "If you talk nonsense again, I will make you spill blood on the spot." Peach
Fairy laughed, held his head high, walked over to him and said, "You killed Tian
, the head of Taishan Sect, by despicable means. Do you want to continue to harm others? Taoist Tianmen has already caused you to spill blood on the spot, killing other people. It used to be your specialty. Try it on me. " Step by step, he walked to Yuji. Jade Jizi held out her long sword and snapped, "Stop
, if you take one more step, I'll be rude." Peach Blossom Fairy laughed and said, "Are you being very polite to me now? This
Songshan Mountain is extremely high, and it's not your private land. Why do I have to take a measured step and go east and west? What do you care? "
With that, she took a few more steps forward, but she was only a few feet away from Yuji. Jade Jizi saw his ugly long horse face, showing a pair of < P > brown teeth, cracking his mouth and laughing, and his disgust was great. As soon as his sword stood, he made a noise and stabbed the Peach Blossom Fairy in the chest.
The Peach Blossom Fairy ducked and scolded, "Smelly thief, you really ... really hit!" Jade jade has won the essence of Taishan school fencing
. When one sword comes out, two swords come with it, and the sword moves quickly and irrevocably. While the Peach Blossom Fairy was speaking, he even avoided his four swords. However, Jade Jizi's sword
moves faster and faster, and Peach Blossom Fairy is in a hurry, crying and crying, trying to draw out a short iron bar around her waist to parry, but she can't make a move. Sword
In the flashing light, with a poof, Peach Blossom Fairy was stabbed in the left shoulder. At this moment, YuJiZi's sword was released, and she flew for a long time, leaving the ground naked with < P >, and her hands and feet were caught by the four immortals of peach root, dried peach branch and peach leaf respectively. This time, the rabbit started to fall and became
extremely fast. However, when I saw the yellow shadow flashing, someone was carrying a sword light, and someone slashed it at the top of Taozhixian's head. Taoshixian had already held it by the side and stretched out an iron bar to hold it. The man is a sword to TaoGen fairy chest. Peach Blossom Fairy drew an iron bar to fend off him, and when he saw the man, it was Zuo Lengchan, the head of Songshan Sect. Zuo Lengchan knew that although the Six Immortals of Taogu were talking in a mess, they were actually responsible for amazing arts < P >. In those days, when they were at the top of Huashan Mountain, they once sent their own master of sword sect to Huashan Mountain and tore him into four pieces. When they saw that Jade Jizi was captured by his six < P > brothers, they knew that as long as the rescue was a little late, Jade Jizi was torn to pieces, because he was the master, so it was not appropriate to follow him. His two swords attacked Taozhixian and TaoGen fairy, with the intention of forcing the two < P > people to let go and retreat. Unexpectedly, the six immortals in Taogu cooperated with each other as if they were perfect. Four of them seized the enemy's hands and feet, and the remaining two were protected by < P >. Zuo Lengchan's two swords were ingenious and sharp, but they were still opened to Taoshixian and Taohuaxian respectively. In fact, Jade
Jizi's life and death depend on a line. At this moment, Zuo Lengchan has learned from the
of the internal force and the moves of Taoshi Fairy and Taohua Fairy, that in order to force them to retreat, at least six moves must be removed. Jade Jizi was torn by four people, and now the sword is long
and the light of the sword flashes. I heard YuJiZi shout loudly, and my head fell to the ground. TaoGen fairy and Taozhixian each hold a broken hand, while Taoganxian holds a broken foot, and only the foot held by Taoyexian is still attached to the jade deer. It turned out that Zuo Lengchan knew that he couldn't force the Six Immortals in Taogu to let go in this instant, so he had to make a decisive decision and cut off the
hands and an ankle of Yuji, which made it impossible for the Four Immortals in Taogu to tear him apart. That was the meaning of a poisonous snake stinging and a strong man breaking his wrist. Zuo Lengchan cut
off his three limbs, expecting that the Six Immortals of Taogu would not give this cripple any more trouble. He immediately sneered and walked away. Peach Branch Fairy said,
"Hey, Zuo Lengchan, you sent a beautiful woman with gold to Yuji, asking him to help you to be the head of the household. Why did you break his hands and feet instead? Did you want to kill him?" Taogen Fairy said, "He was afraid that we would tear the jade jade into four pieces, so he came to the rescue. That would be a misunderstanding." Taoshi Fairy said, "It's deplorable and ridiculous to be smart. We caught Yuji, just joking with him. Today
is a good day for the Wuyue Sect to set up a school. Who dares to kill people at random? " Peach Blossom Fairy said, "Jade Jizi really wants to kill me, but < P > how can we kill him when we think about the friendship of the same family? Just throw him into the sky, fall down and catch him again, scaring him.
Zuo Lengchan's hand is so reckless, and his brain is tight. " Taoyexian dragged the jade deer with only one leg and blood all over, walked to the front of
Zuo Lengchan, loosened the jade deer's left foot, shook his head again and again, and said, "Zuo Lengchan, you laid hands on him too viciously, why did you
hurt a good jade deer like this?
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