There is a cross talk in mtv. Where is my cotton-padded jacket? What is the name of this cross talk?

Crosstalk artists are based on a small joke circulated among the people, formerly known as "stealing rice".

The story happened around 1940, when Japanese imperialism invaded Beijing and Tianjin. At that time, the people of China groaned, were exploited and squeezed by the Japanese invaders. They eat the ground floor of the grain depot, mixed flour made of bran and bean cakes, and wear recycled cloth spun from old cotton threads. All the brass utensils in the house were also collected for weapons. The poor people in this city live in dire straits. The joke "Thief Talk" mainly talks about the thief who stole rice and the stolen crosstalk artist. Through ingenious details, it shows the uncoordinated jokes between the two poor people during the Japanese and Puppet rule. But on closer examination, the taste of this laughter is bitter, which shows that in that special historical era, many people took risks in order to survive, and they were forced. This joke is essentially an indictment and condemnation of that era.

Zhang Shouchen version of the lines:

Did the thief talk? The thief went to that house. He was so good at stealing when people were asleep. He is always awake, so he is worried in his room! "I said, why don't you sleep? I can steal when I sleep! " There is nothing like this.

Thief, this kind of thing happened in the old society, but it is rare now! Few and few, you should also pay attention to doors and windows when sleeping. If you don't pay attention and lose something, you put me in charge and I'm not responsible! "Zhang Shouchen said there were fewer thieves, and I lost something!" I don't care about this. Anyway, you should be careful. When will you be careful? It's raining and windy, so pay special attention to sleeping. Rain, sparse inside hua, "well, it's raining outside, quite a big noise, stand in the house, go to bed early. Wow! It's really cool today! " Sleep soundly, wake up and see: it's all gone! Be careful when it rains.

The wind is strong, there is movement outside, and there is a loud clap of hands. Someone is coming down. The people in the room thought, "The wind is strong. What blew it down?" I'm not going out. "Don't go out and throw things!

"The lamplighter didn't sleep" and "Cough will weaken the heart". How do you say this? When there is movement outside, this guy in the room coughs and the thief won't leave! He knows you are timid. There is movement outside, so you cough in your room. In fact, you told the thief, "Stop joking. I am timid. I'm going to sleep. I don't care if I'm asleep. Everything is yours! " Wake up and it's all gone! There's movement outside. He turned on the light. It's broken! When you turn on the light, you are in the light and he is in the dark. What kind of person is in your room? How many mouths are there? What are your precautions? He knows everything. As soon as there is movement outside, I will tell you a good idea: it's easy to talk here in the house. Stop it. When the switch is turned off, the thief turns around and runs away. He knows you're holding it back. Set him up!

Thieves don't talk, but sometimes they do. This is called "thief talk". Why do thieves talk? Wow, everything is special! One year, there was a thief in our family. This is the year when we mixed noodles in Japan, and there were thieves at home! The man said, "Why be a thief?" It was different then than it is now. Look at our lives. Take me away from Zhang Shouchen. Now, look at my whole body. I'm full and can go to bed! What clothes can you wear on stage? You can go on stage to meet anyone in this uniform. A uniform is a kind of clothing. Wow, that's all. Not that year. If you wanted to wear such clothes, you could shout under the stage. You have to hold it! In the old society, you had to make a living even if you borrowed a little money! You must have several coats in summer, such as silk and silk. Why? Think about it, the last game was poor, and the last game was half played. Look how poor you are! Clean, at least two. Winter scenery, fur coat, coat, otter hat. As soon as I came out, people didn't know what was going on. In fact, I was in a hurry and borrowed another sum of money! Is that a dress? That dress is very useful. This dress has many functions. Where is the distribution? Walking into the street, this is casual wear; Where to go for entertainment, this is dressing up; On the stage, this is clothing; Sleep, this is lying; Dead, just wrapped up, all mine! There are so many people coming out and going in. I have something urgent at home and can't afford to sleep on the kang mat. This thief has a crush on me. "I am not afraid of thieves stealing, I am afraid that thieves will worry!" "Zhang Shouchen must be very rich. If he is not rich, can he take out his fur coat, overcoat and otter hat? " Where did he know that? Wow, we live in one room and there are four vacant rooms. A kang mat, sleeping under pressure, doesn't even have to be paved! I am my body. I'm all finished; My woman is not her body-cotton trousers, cotton-padded jacket and big cotton gown are all around her! I don't even have a pillow. I have a pair of boots on my head. I have one. I have a woman. My woman, Isaac's head, she must wear it, why; Her socks have no soles! It's too difficult.

Hey, thief! How do I know there are thieves? We live in the north house, and there is a kang behind the mountain. We wash our hair and sleep. Where am I, with my head facing the door, wearing a hat and tying my belt to the ground to keep out the cold! In the middle of the night, I felt a cool breeze blowing on my forehead. I opened my eyes and looked. I squatted in and closed the door again. I knew it was a thief, but I didn't shout, because what didn't shout? I shouted back, he was so scared, and the thief was timid. He gave me a guy in his hand at once, which must have killed him! I have nothing to lose anyway. Have you touched it in the room? You left. If you don't miss me, it's over. I looked at him like this, and he came to touch me. When he touched me, where I was dressed, I couldn't pull it down, and I woke up when I pulled my hat! Actually, I woke up early. Where are the boots and pillows? My woman is also like that. There is a kang mat on the kang. Still moved. I said to myself, "Aren't you going? It's over when you leave. I can sleep well when you are gone! " He groped around and touched the southwest corner, scaring me! What's going on here? Southwest corner wow, that's my deposit, that's my grain counter, and there's a jar with more than 40 kilograms of rice in it. Didn't you buy rice when you were Japanese? The customer didn't get more than 40 kilograms. When I think about it, there is nothing wrong with it. He must never enter the house with a jar in his arms. Even if the jar contains 100 kilograms of rice, it will be silly. Secondly, he will commit crimes in the street. More than half of thieves are superstitious, and thieves don't leave empty. Good luck-if you catch one, you can cook a bowl of porridge, and you can't even eat dry rice. Why should I offend you? If you don't miss me, it's over!

I saw him there. When he touched it, it was a jar. He put a straw on his head and put the lid on the ground, feeling that there was rice in it. I said to myself, "won't you catch some?" He stood in front of my eyes, bent down and thought of an idea. Thieves can be cruel, cruel thieves! His idea is terrible! He took off his two cotton-padded jackets, laid them on the ground, and held the jar. I see, I said to myself, "Good boy, you will lose!" " You mean to spread the cotton-padded jacket here and carry the jar back and forth. Once the bottom of the jar is left, you can leave me at most four or two pounds. I'm sorry about that! "As soon as he laid the cotton-padded jacket and hugged the jar, my hand came down the edge of the kang and grabbed the coat collar. When I pulled it up, it was under me. I like: "well, I have a mattress under me, and I still look at yours!" " "

He didn't know wow, holding this jar in my head "wow-",I was happy, and my heart said, "Boy, you can't take it away! Take some water when I eat! " He left the empty jar there again. He was moved ... he touched the big chest sleeves and left! Without touching it, he thought, "What happened to it?" Pulling rice and touching the ground, he touched it again and again in doubt. "Huh?" He is making noise! I didn't even touch this head. "Huh?"

He is so "hmm" and "huh?" It's quite loud. My woman woke up. The woman was timid and kicked me straight with her foot. "Get up, get up, there's a thief!" I lost my temper. I said, "Go to sleep, there are no thieves." He said there were no thieves, so he said, "No thieves? There are no thieves. Where is my cotton-padded jacket? ! "