English jokes in grade one

1. When was Rome built? When was Rome built?

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Tom: At night.

Teacher: Who told you that?

Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Tom: It was built at night.

Teacher: Who told you that?

Tom: It's you. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

He knows the answer. He knows the answer.

Teacher: Can you tell me something about/kloc-the great scientist of the 8th century?

Student: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

Teacher: Can you tell me something about1the great scientists of the 8th century?

Student: I can, sir. They are all dead.

3. Where do babies come from? Where do children come from?

I asked my father where babies came from.

He said you downloaded it from the internet.

I asked my dad where the child came from, and he said it was downloaded from the Internet.

4. Substantive amendments

Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast today.

Walter: What's that?

Teacher: eggs.

Walter: Wrong, sir. That was yesterday.

Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast today.

Walter: What did I eat?

Teacher: eggs.

Walter: Wrong, sir. That was eaten yesterday.

I don't want to get involved in an argument that I don't want to argue.

"Gerald," the teacher asked, "what shape is the earth?"

"It's round," Gerald replied.

"How do you know it's round?" The teacher continued.

"Well, that's settled," he replied. "I really don't want to argue about it!"

"Gerald," said the teacher, "what shape is the earth?"

"It's round," Gerald replied.

"How do you know it's round?" The teacher continued to ask.

"Well, that's settled," he replied. "I really don't want to argue with you about this!"

6. Three reasons. Three reasons

Teacher: Bob, give me three reasons why you think the earth is round.

Bob: Mom said so, Dad said so, and you said so!

Teacher: Bob, give three reasons to prove that the earth is round.

Bob: Mom said so, Dad said so, and you said so!

7. Who should I give a gift to? Who should I give the gift to?

A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked.

Which one of them should get a gift, "Who is the most obedient,

Never talk back to your mother, do what your mother says? "He?

Asked. First there was silence, and then there was a chorus of voices: "Come and play,

Dad! "

A father with five children came home with a toy, called the children together and asked who the gift should be given to. "Who is the most obedient and never talks back to his mother and does whatever he is told?" He asked.

Everyone was silent. After a while, the children said in unison, "Dad, you play."

8. Big head with big head

"All the children make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They said me.

Big head. "

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "You are very beautiful.

Head. Don't cry now. Go to the store and buy ten pounds of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I didn't. Use your hat."

"All the children make fun of me," the little boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "Your head is very beautiful. Okay, stop crying,

Go to the store to buy 10 pound potatoes. "

"Where is the bag?" "I don't have a bag, just use your hat."