Funny jokes about the beginning of elementary school

. After ten years of elementary school and twelve years of middle school, I was rated as the most familiar face in the school. When new teachers came, they all asked me about the inside story of the school.

2. Teacher, I have been saving my homework for the whole summer vacation. Now that I have feelings, why don’t we hand it in?

3. Doctor, I can’t sleep recently and am in a bad mood. Why am I swollen if I don’t eat? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? Me: 15 years old. The doctor said: You haven’t finished your homework.

4. After the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried too early.

5. When the teacher caught him smoking, he beat him to death and refused to admit it. The teacher asked, "Then why do you smell like smoke?" "Body odor..."

6. Computer, don’t be like this, let me go, I am a person with homework

7. When dating Mr. Xia Xia, there will always be a short sentence called Summer Vacation Homework. .

8. A child in the lower grade said: What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me being a boy?

9. Make an appointment for tranquility to cool down the hot mentality. Make an appointment to be diligent and cheer up your lazy body. Make an appointment to get excited and get excited for the new semester. The appointment is successful and cheers for the years of youth. On the first day of school, I wish you success in your studies and advancement to the next level.

10. Open the door to study and learn knowledge; open the door to interest and learn methods; open the door to tolerance and learn to be happy; open the door to wisdom and learn to adapt; open the door to sincerity and learn to get along. School has started, quickly put on your schoolbag and set out happily!

11. The sound of cicadas says goodbye to the summer vacation; Yangliu Yiyi, it is the time for school to start again. Returning to the familiar classroom, I met my lovely classmates again, and my mood was wandering amid the sound of books. I let my youth fly while chasing and playing! I wish you a happy start of school, study hard, and make progress every day!

12. Dear, school has started. , I guarantee that your study life will be full of freshness, knowledge can be acquired through hard work, troubles are guaranteed for life, happiness can be contacted at any time, blessings are sent sincerely, remember Please reply with a message and give me a good review.

13. Summer vacation is like a pleasant movie. After watching it, please keep the beautiful memories in your heart. The first day of school is like a departing train. I hope you board this train and set off towards your goal. , cheer up and sing "Backgammon", I wish you get off this train (graduate) and become a doctor, with a bright future.

14. I was so excited during the exam that I wrote down my exam number as my QQ number.

15. School~ Although you got my person, you couldn’t get my heart.

16. I couldn’t help but play with my mobile phone during self-study in the evening. One day, it was a long time before the teacher came during the self-study in the evening. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out from the back door and turned off the light. As a result, the light reflected on his face. All the children's shoes were taken away.

17. I did very well in this exam. I only failed two subjects, liberal arts and science.

18. The exam was like having a disease. I was suffering from depression before the exam. I suffered from amnesia at the time, and my condition began to improve after the exam. When I got the papers back, I had a heart attack.

19. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

20. One day Ultraman went to class and the teacher asked a question. Ultraman raised his hand and the teacher failed.