Suitable for humorous copywriting in Moments

01. I don’t want to raise a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

02. After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be spoken to those who understand them.

03. No one looks down on you, because others don’t look at you at all. Just go to sleep, everyone is very busy.

04. Don’t always say that you lose at the starting line. Others’ starting line is the end point that you will never reach.

05. When I was a child, I didn’t like eating, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short. I hugged my fat self sadly.

06. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecue and late-night snacks and desserts all over the street. No one can stop them. If you can't help but go to any one, you will gain a few pounds.

07. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered what the teacher said about calming down first when facing danger, so I took a few deep breaths, but I was poisoned by the gas.

08. Question: How do you understand that you can do the right thing with the right person? Answer: When you go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, follow the aunt. After the aunt finishes bargaining the price, you say, I will also buy two kilograms.

09. The university built dormitories, and the total number of dormitories built was seven. I don’t know which school leader came up with the bad idea to name the school after the seven colors of the rainbow. So in the days to come, I would often hear voices like this coming from the campus radio: Ah! Girls in brothels, take note!

10. When you get married in the future, and the person you marry is not me, I will move in next door to your house and be a quiet Laowang!

11. I love mathematics so much, but you only gave me the right to write my name!

12. I suddenly felt that giving likes was a cold and diplomatic way, and told the other person calmly that I had read it.

13. My wife said to me: "What age is this? We don’t kneel on the washboard anymore. A highly skilled person like my husband should go home and kneel on the keyboard. If there is an error in the code, keep kneeling." ”

14. I was late for class. I wanted to shout “report” at the door of the classroom, but in a hurry I shouted “Baga” instead. The teacher said calmly: "Did the Imperial Army ask you to bring me a message?"

15. Neighborhood committee aunt: My child, what are you doing standing at the door alone on a cold day? Why don't you stay in the house? ? Child: Dad, Mom is quarreling. Neighborhood committee aunt: That’s outrageous. Who is your father? Child: That's why they were fighting.

16. It is said that a person eats about nine tons of food in his life, and whoever eats it first will go first. Suddenly I felt like I was going to die soon!

17. I have been single for a long time. Even when I see two dumplings stuck together while cooking, I have to use a shovel to separate them.

18. As an optimistic person in the eyes of others, it is probably because you are hanging and about to die, and everyone thinks you are swinging on a swing.

19. I can’t get a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? Don't be stupid, other people's requirements are too high.

20. Don’t expect to lose weight. Bajie has traveled thousands of miles and still hasn’t lost weight. Moreover, he is also a vegetarian.

21. You cannot drink tap water, and you cannot eat unwashed apples. You can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

22. Gradually I understood a truth, it is often those humble restaurants where you can get real delicious food. And I can't afford those hotels with gorgeous decorations, exquisite cooking and considerate services.

23. When I went to see a movie today, the girl sitting next to me kept crying and howling in front of me! I couldn't help but slap her, and she immediately said: "Fuck, the effect is so realistic, I feel like I was punched."

24. If a person suddenly contacts you, it is normal, he is looking for a spare tire; if he suddenly stops contacting you, it is normal, you are just a spare tire; if he contacts you again one day, it is more normal, you He was a good spare tire; then he stopped contacting you and it was still normal. A better spare tire than you appeared.