There is a joke, and the next sentence is read backwards. The last sentence reads funny. How to search online?

Boss: You're welcome. Without you, our company will be very different!

Clerk: If I work too hard, maybe I'll quit.

Boss: Don't worry, I won't let this happen!

Clerk: Can I take the weekend off?

Boss: Of course! This is the bottom line!

Clerk: Do you usually work overtime until the wee hours every day?

Boss: No way. Who told you that?

Clerk: Is there a meal fee?

Boss: Needless to say, it must be higher than peers!

Clerk: Is there any risk of sudden death at work?

Boss: No! Why do you think that?

Clerk: Does the company organize tours regularly?

Boss: This is our express rule!

Clerk: Do I need to go to work on time?

Boss: No, it depends.

Clerk: How about the salary? Will it be delivered on time?

Boss: All the time!

Clerk: Is everything done by new employees?

Boss: How is that possible? There are many senior colleagues above you!

Clerk: Can I compete if there is a vacancy in the leadership position?

Boss: There is no doubt that this is the survival mechanism of our company!

Clerk: Are you kidding?

Look at the real scene after entering the company (from the back to the front)

{Second} Man: You know what? I want to know how I can live without you every day.

Woman: If you don't have me in your heart, I'll leave you at once.

M: No way. That's what I've been looking forward to.

W: If other girls seduce you, can you stay awake? Never hook up with them?

M: Of course, it's a matter of course.

W: Do I have to do all the housework by myself?

Don't be afraid. I'll find someone else outside to help you with the work.

W: What if I can't be your perfect lover in the future?

M: Even so, your image in my heart will not change.

Woman: If I become your wife, I am sure I will be old and ugly one day, but then I will educate my husband and children and be filial to your parents.

Man: Honey, it's so touching. This is a dream.

W: But if one day I am not in this world, you'd better find someone who loves you again.

Man: Silly boy, in that case, I'd rather be single all my life.

Woman: Then please only love me in the future and don't go to see other beautiful women.

M: Of course, that goes without saying.

W: If your old lover comes to you and says that she still misses you, will you get back together with her?

M: I don't care. It's none of my business.

W: What will happen to you if I am bullied by others?

Man: Kill him severely. I can't let this happen.

W: If I get pregnant, will you be responsible?

M: This is definitely a man's responsibility, and it is also a manifestation.

W: Do you spend a large part of your salary on gambling?

No, this is unforgivable. Never let this happen, even if it's just an accident.

Woman: If I do something wrong, will you forgive me?

M: That's for sure. It should be tolerated.

Woman: Will you cheat me?

M: In that case, the most painful thing must be myself.

W: I want you to hug me every morning and say "I love you".

M: Of course. This kind of thing had better happen at least once a day.

W: What would you do if you met a woman who was crazy about you?

M: Then I'll tell her to give up the idea as soon as possible. If she doesn't stop, she will have to ask law enforcement officers for help.

Woman: If you treat me badly, my mother will punish you for me.

M: The former can't happen, so the latter can't be realized.

Woman: If I marry you in the future, will you let my mother live in your house?

M: Of course, as long as you bring her to our home, you can see how much I love her.

W: I forbid you to fool around outside, spend the night at another woman's house or hook up.

Man: I am by no means a man who would do such a thing.

Woman: If I quarrel with your family, will you protect me?

M: It depends, but it usually does.

W: Do you abuse your lover when you are angry?

No way, that kind of thing is a crime.

Woman: Can you let me take charge of your salary and be your finance minister?

M: Of course, some words don't need to be too clear.

Do you love me for sex?

Man: That makes me sick. Please stop talking.

Woman: That's very kind of you. I want to love you forever. {Read from the back to the front}