A joke that wants to be hilarious! ! !

1, there is a student who is about to graduate from senior year. He has no job and no girlfriend. So he went to tell a fortune.

"Ah, you will be down and out until you are forty years old ..."

The student's eyes lit up and thought there was a turn for the better, so he asked, "Then what?"

"Then you can get used to this kind of life ..."

2. A friend went to tell a fortune. The fortune teller touched the bone, looked at his face, counted the eight characters, and said that you were in love at the age of 20, married at the age of 25, and had children at the age of 30. Your life is rich and peaceful, and your family is happy and carefree in your later years.

The man was surprised at first, and then he was very angry. He said, I am thirty-five, a doctor, single, and I have never been in love.

Mr. Wang pondered for a moment and said, "Young man, knowledge changes fate."