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If you are the king of Chu, can you ask some difficult questions for Yan Zi? Hurry up! 1!
One day, the king of Chu invited Yan Zi to go hunting and horse racing in the suburbs, and Yan Zi agreed.
The king of Chu took Yan Zi to his horse farm. Yan Zi patted the horse and touched it. He liked it very much. Just as he was about to get on the horse, the king of Chu took him and told him to ride a horse that didn't look like a horse, and the donkey didn't look like a donkey.
Yan Zi asked the king of Chu, "My Lord, why did you give me a monster like a horse and a mount like a donkey?" The king of Chu felt that Yan Zi had taken the bait and said, "This monster was left behind by horses and donkeys, and none of us can tame it. I heard that Qi people are good at training horses. I want to take the doctor exam. I wonder if you can tame it? "
Everyone thought Yan Zi would be laughed at, so they secretly laughed. I didn't know Yan Zi's face didn't change color. He replied, "Your Majesty, with all due respect, Qi also has this kind of monster. Although we tamed it, we can't figure out where this monster came from. Now we finally understand that this thing comes from Chu. "
At this time, a knowledgeable man came over and saw the monster and said, "At this time, mules are stupid and ugly animals among animals." Hearing this, the king of Chu felt a little ashamed. Even this thing can't be tamed. It's no use.
After listening to this, Yan Zi pushed his luck and said, "I heard that Chu people are all like his mounts." The king of Chu blushed.
The king of Chu was convinced and gave Yanzi a good horse.
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