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What are some sloppy stories?

According to legend, during the reign of Renzong in the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a painter in the capital who was very accomplished and quite famous. But he loves to drink, and often makes jokes because of his hasty behavior after drinking.

After being drunk once, the artist was asked by a friend to paint a tiger. As soon as he finished drawing the tiger's head, another person asked him to draw a horse, so he drew a horse's body behind the tiger's head without thinking. The friend was confused and asked him: "Is the painting a horse or a tiger?" The painter replied: "A horse, a tiger, a tiger." The friend saw that his painting was nondescript and left dissatisfied. But he hung this painting in his hall to enjoy.

The eldest son asked him what he was drawing, and he said it was a tiger. The second son asked him what he was painting, and he said it was a horse. Later, when the eldest son went hunting, he encountered a horse and mistakenly thought it was a tiger. He shot the horse to death with an arrow and compensated the horse's owner for the loss. The second son encountered a tiger on the mountain and mistook it for a horse. He wanted to ride a horse, but was bitten to death by the tiger. The painter was so regretful and heartbroken that he burned the nondescript painting and recited a poem: "Picture of a careless tiger, picture of a careless tiger, like a horse and a tiger. The eldest son shot the horse to death according to the picture, and the second son fed the tiger according to the picture. . The sloppy paintings were burned in the thatched cottage to advise everyone not to be sloppy." From then on, people called the painter "Mr. sloppy." Later generations also collectively called carelessness, carelessness, and carelessness in doing things, and it is still used today.