Laugh at the classic quotations.

Don't always call me fat, I'm afraid you can't resist losing weight.

10, isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.

1 1. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

12, atmosphere, good for dogs.

13, how much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

14, I was an infatuated seed, too, and it rained and drowned.

15, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

16, our love, the doctor said: he has tried his best.

17, don't dig Lao Tzu's grave, because I am also a grave robber.

18, don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

19, ugly, not your fault; Ugly and show off in an ostentatious manner everywhere, sister, I was wrong!

20, this person's appearance and inner pixels are relatively low.

2 1, when you put on your wedding dress, I also put on my cassock.

22, the foundation is poor, even if you pay more money, you will become a fairy, you will still be born!

23, my brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!

24, my brother is not wrong, but I have never been right!

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

26. Why should a good grain of rice spoil a pot of mouse excrement?

27. I hate that my grandfather is not surnamed Li, and I hate that my father is not straight.

28, grandstanding, you are not qualified; Play dumb, you have gone too far!

29, don't give Colby muscles, my brother is a chicken!

30, as long as the kung fu is deep, shit is serious.

Life is not a race, but a journey. Games care about the destination, and travel cares about the scenery along the way.

2. Not afraid of the long road, but afraid of short ambition; Not afraid of slowness, but afraid of standing often; If you are not afraid of poverty, you are afraid of laziness; Not afraid of the fierceness of the opponent, but afraid of trembling.

3. Can I catch my breath without steaming steamed bread?

4, life is like shit, once washed away, it will never come back.

5. Without passion, love will not burn; Without friendship, friends will not be enriched; Without lofty sentiments, ambition is hard to pay; Without the mood, things are difficult to finish.

6. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully.