Humorous jokes of flight attendants and passengers

Humorous jokes of flight attendants and passengers

As the saying goes, "Smile, you are ten years younger"! If you have something to do, you can have fun watching the humorous jokes of flight attendants and passengers!

1, flight attendant: "Which do you want, chicken rice or pork rice?"

Passenger: "We are pigs and he is a chicken!" " "

The stewardess brought two pots of coffee to the cabin, and a passenger pointed out the window and asked, "Miss, what lake is this?"

The stewardess replied "coffee pot"

The passengers laughed their heads off.

3. "hello, madam! Would you like something to drink? "

Female passenger: "No,no."

Stewardess: "Free ..."

Female passenger: "Ah? Free! I want a glass of orange juice, a cup of coke, a cup of coffee, and ... "

After that, the female passenger thought about it, took out a bottle from her bag and said, "Give me some more soy milk in it! I want to drink my plane ticket back. "

A passenger with a clean plate (not even a leaf left) said, "Miss, your food is terrible, it's just dog food!"

5. The tour group saw the lunch box on the plate when receiving the meal. A flight attendant patiently explained: "These must be recycled. Tableware, please cooperate with us to recycle. "

Someone handed it in, but someone fell asleep and refused to hand it in. After further persuasion, several people were handed over, but some diehard people insisted that they were handed over to the stewardess.

A stewardess couldn't bear it, and said loudly to another stewardess, "Don't persuade, won't there be an alarm when you get off the plane?" As soon as this statement came out, it was all turned over!

6. Stewardess: "Which do you prefer, cow or fish?"

Passenger: "OK, I'll have beef and beef."

Stewardess: "It's cows and fish."

Passenger: "Oh, I'll have fish then."

7, 1. The passenger asked, "Miss, there are flies in the cabin. Why don't they buy air tickets? " ! "

A: "They are the crew!"

8. One day, in flight. A flight attendant watched a passenger turn on his mobile phone and immediately went over and said seriously, "Don't use mobile phones on the plane!" " "

9. The plane has been delayed by mechanical failure, so we can go again later. The passenger asked why? The flight attendant said, "Nothing, just a new captain who dares to drive."

Stewardess: "Hello, what would you like to drink?"

The passenger said awkwardly, "No,no."

So the stewardess whispered, "Free."

Passenger: "Ah? Free! I want a glass of orange juice, a cup of coke, a cup of coffee and so on. . . "So he took out a bottle from his bag and said," Give me some more soy milk! " ! I want to drink my plane ticket back. "

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